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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Is anyone in this room traveling over the summer flying anywhere? Yeah,
it's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
I'm actually not not getting on a plane this summer.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
That's weird.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
I don't know when our vacations are personally because I
don't really read our company emails.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
But sorry, they were last week.
Speaker 4 (00:20):
Well I do know this.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Contrary to popular belief, when they ask you for ID
at airport security, you're not allowed to use your Costco
membership call.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Oh my god, I just heard about I will say
Costco is more stringent on those IDs than the government is. Yeah,
very ridiculous. They won't let my husband buy food there
because he's not a member only I am whow So.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
I don't blame Costco.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Sometimes I see Brook's husband and I'm like, God, he
looks kind of sketchy. But I bring it up because
people are actually trying to do this. I'm trying to
use Costco membership cards to get through airport security.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
I thought we just went to real ID where it
was supposed to be even yeah passport.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Yeah, with the whole enhanced ID thing happening, you know,
there's a lot of rule changes. But Costco members do
have a lot of power and prestige, so I can
see why they thought maybe this would be valid.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
I will say, when people have the fancy corporate when
don't you have it?
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Don't you have a highest executive member? But apparently you're
not allowed to use it? And TSA is backing up
that statement, saying, if you think you're going to board
a plane using just a Costco card, think again.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
Wow, why do people.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Think say I'm not buying you anything a bulk?
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Okay, I thought about it again, and I think it
will work.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Yeah you won't.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Nope, I guess I got a triple thinking like the
triple kisses we do. Right before our shotgollar question of
the day it was j brookose Alexis lean in triple
kiss for social media right now? Wow, Oh we didn't
film it. Damn missed opportunity. Well let's keep it going
and going over to digital Jake, Jake, and can you
please inject some fun into this show besides the triple kiss?
Speaker 4 (02:11):
Inject On this day in nineteen forty four, the Cincinnati
Reds did something absolutely insane. They put a fifteen year
old kid on the mound in a Major League baseball game.
Whoa that kid's name was Joe Knuxhall, and while most
fifteen year olds were busy reading comic books and discovering
(02:32):
armpit hair, Joe was striking out grown men and setting
MLB records. Wow, he also walked five batters and gave
up five runs and lessened an inning.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Wow, it's really not good league.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Why would they have.
Speaker 4 (02:48):
Yeah, Yeah, he's the youngest Major League Baseball player ever.
L got me wondering in my think box. What other
crazy feats have been achieved by literal children. You'll have
to decide during a special Toddler or Fraudler edition of
a twenty of twenty. Okay, you say number one through twenty,
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I'll give you an extraordinary achievement that would seem crazy
for a kid to actually do. You have to tell
me if that accomplishment was real by saying Toddler or
made up by saying Fraudler. Okay, We'll start with the
woman who was the youngest person on this show to
become a human frozen pizza. That was Alexis six Verse six.
Alexis Samantha Lint became the youngest published romance novelist, I'm
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ten years.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Old book Her book hold my juice box.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
I like you sold forty copies on Amazon before being
pulled for inappropriate conduct. Oh cancel a toddler or a fradler.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
You know I want my romance books. Yeah, I heard
of this one. I mean it honestly if you probably
would have read Alexis Oreys diaries at that age, I.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Mean, do you know that they were sitting up in
that tree kiss I in this is I don't doubt that.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
You could be a good writer at ten. It's where
we got pulled.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
Though, for it appropriate coming. Well, I don't know, fraddler,
Lexi says fraudler. She's right. The youngest romance novelist is
thirteen year old from India.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Oh okay, totally makes it.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
Okay, this it's fine, Brook, it's your turn. Six is
off the board.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
All right?
Speaker 4 (04:26):
Give me. Eighteen eighteen, Brooke nine year old Trevor Rouster
became the youngest person testified before Congress to promote his invention,
a bluetooth connected fidget spinner that detects lies. Is that
a toddler or fraudler?
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Fast? Did you tell me what ag was?
Speaker 4 (04:43):
He was nine?
Speaker 2 (04:44):
He was nine.
Speaker 4 (04:45):
It spins if you're lying like it goes faster.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
I mean, I could see the idea being a nine
year old's idea, But how would escalate all the way
to Congress unless he was like invited on some school trip.
I don't know. I think that it's toddler. I think
it's real.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
It says toddler. It's not real. Why would a child
promote their invention in front of Congress?
Speaker 2 (05:09):
I know it didn't make sense. I wasn't gonna overthink
why he.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
Did make no flight detecting fidget spinner yet.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
No, he just said an idea. You didn't say it
was real.
Speaker 4 (05:20):
Jose. It's your turn. Six and eighteen are off the board.
It's got twelve Jose. At age six, Mikey Kearney became
the youngest person ever enroll in college. Sadly, he chose
a word that's major, like anthropology ended up playing hacky
sack in the quad. Is that a toddler or a fraudler? Fact?
Six is really young? Graduated.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
I graduated. I went through it and completed it.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Just have a six year old know what anthropology is?
Speaker 4 (05:49):
Yeah? I know.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
He totally wasn't using his time to study, though he
was going to all the frat parties at nine years old,
hanging out with all the co eds.
Speaker 4 (05:58):
Maybe he thought it was like the store.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
Imagine about the cafeteria. All he's eating is cereal and
mac and geese.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
That's true.
Speaker 4 (06:06):
What's wrong with that? Let's yeah, I.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
Think six is too young, little guy. I don't think
they would allow him to be on campus. I'm gonna
say this is a froddler.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
Jose says fraudler. Yeah, that's toddler. It happened at the
University of South Alabama in June and age ten, he
had a bachelor's degree in anthropology.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
That's shame.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Oh, mikey, Wow, take a couple four years later.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
Yeah, Jeffrey, six, twelve, and eighteen are off the board.
Number eleven eleven Jeffrey. At age eight, Chassie Pennington became
the youngest person to win a professional hot dog eating
contest after downing twenty two dogs in eight minutes and
blacking out in a bounce house. Is that a toddler
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or a fradler? Fact?
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Dude blacking out in the bounce house from eating hot.
Speaker 4 (06:56):
Dogs after I don't police his you know, time away
from the table.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
No way you'd hit up a bounce house after.
Speaker 4 (07:04):
Jeffrey, I disagree. It seems like a nice place to
lay down.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
Yeah. Yeah, you gotta get the food farther down into
the tummy, bounce it down. Oh man, twenty two hot
dogs in a minute? Is that what you say?
Speaker 4 (07:17):
Ad minutes?
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Oh eight minutes?
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Oh much more realist?
Speaker 4 (07:20):
That's normal amount.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
I was with you on the twenty two hot dogs.
I think an eight year old could do that, but
the bounce house right after, I think he would go
for the nap instead. I'm gonna say that's fraudler.
Speaker 4 (07:33):
Jeffrey says fraudler got no child has been legally allowed
to enter competitive glusy combat. Yes, and that Jeffrey and
Alexis have won today's edition up twenty.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
You do know hot dogs are like the number one
choking hazard for children, right, That's.
Speaker 4 (07:53):
Why you gotta lay down in the bounce house after
digest by laying down. I know that firsthand.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
It's been eating challenge for a reason, broke. The challenge
is to stay alive, so Brooks should be the one.
Speaker 4 (08:05):
Who gets shot.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Grapes are also an issue.
Speaker 4 (08:09):
She's gonna be singing.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
It's going down by young Jock is going down.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
In the clube. He's going anywhere you meet me, guaranteed
to go.
Speaker 4 (08:22):
I get the Kirk Cousins vibes when Brook says meet
me in the trap.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
That's your shot collar.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Get that references your shot collar.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Question of the day, Got your phone tap coming up
in just a few minutes.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning,