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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Today show is pre recorded.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Y'all know what time, y'all don't know y'all.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
At all at all, So given them back a million
bus buss boozy.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Oh yeah, listening to me?
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Shot Joy?
Speaker 4 (00:45):
Yeah, Joy?
Speaker 5 (00:58):
You know you.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Love turn.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
You gonna turn.
Speaker 6 (01:29):
You got to turn the mouth, turn You probably got
to turn the mouth, turn out the water the mon up.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
Look me come come out.
Speaker 7 (01:59):
You think that? Uh huh, I sure will that. Good
morning everybody. You are listening to the voice, Come on
now dig me one and only Steve Harvey Man oh man,
got a radio show.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
The only way to find your real purpose, your real
mission in life.
Speaker 7 (02:18):
You're real what for? The thing that you got to
go get it get after is you got to connect
with God. You have to connect with him because as
your creator, no one knows better what you were made
for than your maker. I mean not just I mean man,
and you just make a lot of common sense, don't it.
(02:41):
I mean really, you know, people kill me with the
lack of belief. I think that science is very real.
I think that science is very applicable. I think that
science helps us learn so many things. But science ain't everything. Now,
(03:03):
you might as well under that there's some unexplainables that
science can't wrap they mind around. So here they go
with something else, and then you got the nay sayers
who use that, the non believers who use that as
the proof that there is no high calling on how being.
And I listen to me, I don't really into explaining
(03:25):
all that way. If that's how you feel, then gone
and get the feeling how you feeling with it. But
let me explain something to you. I just don't see
how God is really almost unexplainable to me. So really
for me to sit here and try to explain, I'm
really not that good of a guy, you know what
I mean, I'm not that person. So let me try
to give you something real here. Okay, So this we done.
(03:47):
Just had that moment. I had to get that off
my chest.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
I want, I want.
Speaker 7 (03:50):
I want to share something with you about when you
strike out to find your mission, or how about when
you strut on your mission once you discover what your
purpose is, or let's simplify, what happens when you set
(04:11):
a goal.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
And you're ready to strike out on that goal. What
happens when you.
Speaker 7 (04:19):
Set an ambition in front of you or put something
in your sights that you want to attain that, you
want to become successful at what's the mind set that
you have to develop? There are three things you must
first ask, You must then believe, and you must then receive.
(04:44):
Now the received part, all these parts.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Has got a thing to it. You gotta ask. You
just got to ask for it.
Speaker 7 (04:54):
You know you've heard the scripture before, you have not
because you ask not Why don't you ask? But then
after you ask, here's the kick. You got to believe
that it can happen for you. Stop looking at the
success of other people and not thinking that that same
success can happen for you. Then I'm not saying that
(05:15):
Pacific waye specific weight. I'm just saying that a success
can happen for you, just like it can happen for
somebody else. Why do you think it keeps happening to
other people over and over because they ask and they believe.
Now here's the cold part.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Receive it? Oh what you mean? Receive it? I ask
for it. I believe in it. Why would I not
want to receive it?
Speaker 7 (05:40):
Act like it, Act like it's already there, behavior as
though you have it in your hands, Smile about it,
Realize that man, it's just days away, and how many
other days that is.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
If it's days away, it's just days away.
Speaker 7 (06:05):
We don't know if it's gonna happen tomorrow, next week,
in thirty days. We don't know if it's gonna take
a few years. But you got to receive it though.
You gotta ask, You got to believe, and you got
to receive it. You gotta act as though as that
now as another part now to this about work, you
(06:25):
don't please.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Faith with our works is dead.
Speaker 7 (06:28):
Don't think you're gonna just ask for something believing and
then go sit down, start watching TV.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Come on, now, let's get real. Let's not leave out
the other jewel. You got to work.
Speaker 7 (06:38):
But now here hear what I want you to know
about when you strike out on that mission, that the
journey that you strike out on to accomplish a goal
or to set out on the mission, the journey, if
you could understand this, or to help you so much,
the journey is a process. It's not an arrival date.
(07:04):
It's a process. All you're looking to do, folks, is
start the process. Get it started. Don't worry about the
arrival date. Act like it's there. The arrival date is coming.
But here is the beauty of the journey being a process.
(07:29):
But all along the way of your journey you will
find success.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
The whole time you're on the journey, the whole time
you're in the.
Speaker 7 (07:42):
Process of finding your mission, fulfilling your mission, uncovering your dreams,
reaching your goals. The beauty of it is all along
the way you're going to find success on so many levels.
And people fail to look at that part. They keep
thinking of themselves, Man, I ain't there yet, I ain't
(08:05):
you know. It's like when you take a little kid
on a long car tripping there in the back seat.
Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Boy? If
you just look out the window, see where we done being?
Look out the window, look at the mountains, Look at
these trees, look at the views we got. No, we
ain't there yet. But Lord have mercy, look at what
(08:26):
he's showing us along the way. Smell the roses, have
yourself a cup of coffee, chill every now and then,
and see what he's doing for you.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
Because the journey is a process.
Speaker 7 (08:41):
But man, know that in the process of arriving at
your designated gold dream, ambition, or mission. Understand this, that
the journey is a process. But all along the way
you'll find success. That are things that are going to
happen to you along the way, man, that will be
so gratifying and fulfilling. Where the journey is joyful, there
(09:06):
is joy in the journey. You don't have to be
there to appreciate the ride. Appreciate the journey and the process.
Stop getting mad because you ain't at the arrival dat
or your dreams ain't come true yet. Look up, Look up.
You might discover, man, that you're living better. You might
(09:28):
discover that you don't have a million yet, but you'd
have made a quarter of a million. What you tripping
for because you ain't got the million yet? Remember when
you didn't have nothing? Be grateful for the two hundred
and fifty thousand dollars mark, the one hundred thousand dollars mark,
the three hundred and twenty two thousand dollars mark. Don't
you understand, man, you may not be where you wanna be,
(09:49):
But man, can't you thank God that you ain't where
you was?
Speaker 2 (09:53):
How about that?
Speaker 7 (09:54):
One?
Speaker 4 (09:55):
Huh?
Speaker 1 (09:55):
All right here listening easy the Steve Harvey Morning.
Speaker 7 (09:59):
Show, Ladies and gentlemen, it's about to go down now.
How exactly. I haven't decided, but know this down it's
going off. It's popping, is what it's gonna be. So
(10:21):
now that I've come to a conclusion, this is how
I'm gonna start it. Boom boom boom boom boom boom
boom boom boom boom boom boom. It was the third
(10:43):
of September and that's how I decided to start it
because I'm so sick of these people online doing the
intro acting like it's too long. That's how we did
our songs back then. If we wanted a too minute intro,
we did the too minute intro. The fact that you
don't have time speed on through your little new music
(11:06):
do it making these ninety second hits and all this
hell two minutes and twenty two seconds record?
Speaker 5 (11:12):
Who do that?
Speaker 7 (11:13):
You can't even get into the song. We got to
hear him, learn the song, then it's over wi then
after that you'll ask from with the remix. So we're
tired of this. We music loving people learn how to
write a song. Reading songs is so quick because you
ain't got no lyrics. Anybody want to keep saying this? Now,
(11:33):
welcome to the Steve Harvey morning show. This show is
about music, inspiration, uplift, information, humor, humor.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
Me humor, but above all else.
Speaker 7 (11:50):
And that was my form of humor. And now if
you didn't like the humor, understand because it's not funny
to everybody, especially all my kids. Oh, Daddy, you so wrong.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
Shut up, Shut.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
Charles Raggedy, make me say tell me I'm wrong. I'm wrong.
Speaker 7 (12:13):
I got to deserve. I deserve to be right.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
I'm wrong.
Speaker 7 (12:21):
You should have sawt how I felt when they came
in and told me you was coming into this world.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
I'm wrong.
Speaker 7 (12:27):
I should have seen that day.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
Talk about you. Oh, I felt wrong.
Speaker 7 (12:37):
And then for the next rest of your life, I've
had to take care of you. Oh, something looked wrong
with that man. And I'm saying all this because I've
decided I want my children to start taking care of
me right now. And I know when you get it together.
You had plenty of time, having birthdays and everything. It's time. Nah,
(13:00):
take care of me. Pay me back.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
You'll never get it.
Speaker 7 (13:06):
You'll never get it.
Speaker 5 (13:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
My daughter said she's going to buy me a car.
I said, a car. Oh car, you know many cars?
I bought you, young lady.
Speaker 8 (13:17):
A car.
Speaker 7 (13:21):
Ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to Steve Halli Morning Show.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
Welcome him.
Speaker 7 (13:25):
Yeah, all right, man, here we are. I'll feel better.
Speaker 9 (13:30):
It.
Speaker 7 (13:32):
Yeah you did. Blesss DJ Cagy.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
This your boy Chris Broth. Hey, this is Keisha Cole
Lost people. This is Kirk Franklin. Hey, this is John Legend.
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(14:21):
now for the nephew to run that prank back.
Speaker 10 (14:23):
What you got nef e morning. Y'all come to me
around this town. Y'all always want some, y'all always need some.
I always got your hand out, always big just I
can't stand nobody just prank big and prank big.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
What what do you want?
Speaker 9 (14:36):
What is it?
Speaker 2 (14:37):
We prank baby?
Speaker 1 (14:38):
We please baby, baby? Please please put.
Speaker 10 (14:41):
Fue what I give y'all a prank? I give y'all
some listen to give y'all some listen to y'all. Don't
pay no tithes on the prank. None thiss hey, don't
nobody a nobody put no spec but put some speck
on these on these prank put some speck on the.
Speaker 7 (14:53):
I don't know.
Speaker 10 (14:53):
I don't know, y'all, don't do birdman like that birdman
tell you put some speck on you put back on it?
Speaker 2 (14:57):
Don't you thank you?
Speaker 9 (14:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (14:59):
What's your price different? Okay?
Speaker 2 (15:02):
Okay, you know what I.
Speaker 5 (15:05):
Did?
Speaker 10 (15:05):
I give my other tattoo. When I give another tattoo, Okay,
y'all gonna put some spec on it? No, no, no,
let's get this clear, very man, I do I mean
no disrespect. I'm no no. The prank is my daddy's boat.
My dad is boat cat dog, get your hood. Hello,
(15:28):
I'm trying to reach mister Wilson. Please, mister Wilson, how
are you today?
Speaker 5 (15:34):
Who is it?
Speaker 2 (15:35):
My name is Williams.
Speaker 10 (15:38):
Well, listen, we've been getting a few complaints or about
some things on your property there. Uh. Actually, I'm with
the homeowners Association. Wanted to reach out and give you
a call today.
Speaker 5 (15:51):
Oh how you doing pretty good?
Speaker 10 (15:54):
Listen, got a few things I kind of wanted to
discuss with you here that seemed to be, uh, a
problem that's taking place in the neighborhood there. It's been
brought to our attention down here at headquarters that you
have a few things on your property that are are
not functioning that really shouldn't be on the property.
Speaker 9 (16:13):
Uh.
Speaker 10 (16:14):
You have two cars supposedly in your driveway that are
not being used, been sitting there.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
For quite some time.
Speaker 5 (16:19):
But yeah, one of them I'm currently working on. I'm
almost I should haven't repaired. I'm just waiting on get
waiting to get a little extra money to get to
take care of the other car is just functioned and
I just don't drive. But I have more than one car.
Speaker 7 (16:31):
Okay.
Speaker 10 (16:32):
Now, you you also have a a a camper that
seems to be has been there for at least eight
months now, that's that's sitting there.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
Is that correct as well?
Speaker 10 (16:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (16:42):
Yeah, I'm working on getting some storage for that, but
it ain't really been there eight months, just maybe around
about six seven.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
And uh, you know, I'm looking at our past records
and stuff.
Speaker 10 (16:55):
It seems like there was a complaint before about the
you know, keep in the yard pretty cut and all
of that kind of stuff. And I'm just looking at
past complaints that I have here. Now the biggest one
that I have that that's concerning your property, sir, is
supposedly in your backyard. Now there's you have an old
(17:15):
boat that's in your backyard.
Speaker 5 (17:18):
Yeah, yeah, but I don't see that both bothering nobody.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
Well, well, I mean it's it's kind of a sore
eye for the people.
Speaker 10 (17:25):
I think you guys backyards actually bump up against each other,
and you guys have a chain link fence between the
two of you all, and I think the boat is
must be just a sore eye for the family that's
behind you all.
Speaker 5 (17:37):
Well, you know, I don't see myself getting rid of
that boat, so I gotta cover all of everybody else
got a boat. I don't see what the problem is.
Speaker 10 (17:46):
Well, Okay, here's what's actually happening, mister Wilson. What's going
to take place? Is this now we're gonna give you
a fourteen day extension. Fourteen days actually to move a
car that is not functioning, the camper as well, and
definitely the boat.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
We need. We're gonna need those three items.
Speaker 5 (18:06):
We'll get such. I ain't got nowhere to move the boat.
I just told you I was working on so well
for storage here, I'm a storage coach. Then the boat, now, Kevin,
I'll get that take care of. But the boat.
Speaker 4 (18:16):
The boat.
Speaker 5 (18:17):
The boat my daddy gave me, and my.
Speaker 4 (18:18):
Daddy gave me that.
Speaker 5 (18:19):
That's that's the only thing my daddy gave me before
he died.
Speaker 4 (18:22):
Man.
Speaker 5 (18:22):
Now, I'm not moving that boat nowhere. The boat won't
just fine. If I take you down into the water,
it'll work.
Speaker 10 (18:28):
Sir, And I understand it wholeheartedly. You know, I'm basically
I'm just a messenger I have. I'm gonna have to
get the non functioning car that's not working properly. I'm
gonna have to get that out within a two week notice,
as well as the camper, and definitely the boat.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
Now, I gotta get that out. That's gotta be gone.
Speaker 5 (18:46):
I'll tell you what I ain't moving thing. I'll tell you, well,
what you're gonna.
Speaker 10 (18:49):
Do, sir, you gotta either move the boat. I'm gonna
have somebody come over and haul all of these things away.
Speaker 5 (18:55):
Well, i'll tell you what. I got thirteen breasons why
you won't go over step boat, and I got two
more for two times thirteen twenty six. I got thirteen,
and then I got another twenty six added on to that.
Why you won't bring them before we to touch my
daddy boat because my daddy gave me the boat out
be interview. You know, I'm tired of you with me.
(19:16):
It's a cross street, ain't we're gonna reporting because.
Speaker 7 (19:19):
It was, sir.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
I'm not at liberty to give you the who's reporting
car my ball?
Speaker 5 (19:23):
So you're at liberally give me something because I know
down the street at this boat, you know, eight months
it ain't nobody said sing to it. So why the
hell y'all mean about had a vote in the backyard
that my daddy gave me?
Speaker 4 (19:34):
Sir.
Speaker 10 (19:34):
The language is not necessary, sir. The bottom line is
I want the camper out, I want the vote out,
and I want the car that's not functioning moved within
two weeks on towing it out.
Speaker 5 (19:46):
I tell you what I give you a personal invitation
to come over here. Put the boat, the camper, and
the car, and I I will beat you like that's one'll.
Speaker 7 (19:57):
Beat you, sir.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
Wow, I'm gonna allow one car to stay.
Speaker 10 (20:01):
I just want to make sure that you know that
I've given you the statement over the phone, letting you
know that what what has taken place.
Speaker 5 (20:07):
Here in the statements, will take it. But I ain't
moved my daddy boat.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
You're gonna move your dad's stinking boat.
Speaker 5 (20:18):
Bring this long, bring somebody, sir, trust.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
Me, trust me.
Speaker 10 (20:21):
If we come there, we're definitely gonna be bringing authorities
with us.
Speaker 5 (20:24):
What my money will go to jail because I love
my daddy. Ain't now I want you gonna touch my
daddys boat.
Speaker 4 (20:29):
That's the only he left me.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
I got one more thing I need to say to you,
sir about this in my situation. Excuse me.
Speaker 10 (20:37):
All I have to say is this, This is nephew
Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got
pranked by your brother.
Speaker 5 (20:52):
Manta got my blood pressure up. I got to pull
up take my blood pressure all right?
Speaker 7 (20:58):
Man?
Speaker 10 (20:59):
Did your brother tell he said, Man, he'd be going
Eddie with the homeown associated he said, Man, just call
him and tell him he got to move all this till,
he said, but most of all, tell him y'all gonna
haul off that boat.
Speaker 2 (21:11):
He said, he'd kill you to having that dog on boat.
Speaker 6 (21:15):
That they do that.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
You know, I got one more question for you, though, Baby,
Tell me this.
Speaker 10 (21:20):
What is the baddest radio show in the land, The
Steve Morning Show?
Speaker 1 (21:27):
All right, thank you, NEV. Coming up next, ask the
COLO or Chief Love Officer. Steve Harvey is in the
building right after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey
Morning Show. You've heard us talk about the benefits of
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(22:09):
or Globelife Radio dot com. It is time to ask
the CLO, Chief Love Officer Steve Harvey in the building.
Speaker 7 (22:18):
Here we go.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
Rodney in Spartanburg writes, I'm involved with a mysterious woman.
She won't tell me where she lives, and when her
phone rings, she goes away from me to take the call.
I pick her up from work when we go out,
and she's met all my friends, but I've only met
a few of her coworkers. It's been four months, So
why is she so reserved?
Speaker 7 (22:39):
Will Rodney a couple of things. Either she has no
plans for you in the future, or is she shame you?
Speaker 8 (22:49):
That's it.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
Those are his choices.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
I mean, what else could it be? She has no
plans for you in the future, or she shame.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
What she can be just taking it easy, taking a
slow get to know him all. That couldn't be that.
Speaker 7 (23:05):
Well, then she has no plans for him? Yeah, that's
all it is. It's foremost Come on, shall as it
is to find a good man out here? You find
one and now you don't want hi round nobody. Come on,
Let's stop this. Let's stop this right here? Who playing
this circus trict? Right here?
Speaker 1 (23:23):
He has been a few of her co workers, see.
Speaker 7 (23:26):
Just coworkers. That's because he got to go down there
to pick her up. Yeah, he can't come by the
house this mysterious woman.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
She married.
Speaker 7 (23:37):
All right, hey, Rodney, it's time for you to take
a self check, partner. Really, you need to look at
yourself real close and just make some ignisis. It'll help you, man,
It'll just help you in your life, in your future riding.
Just be real with yourself.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
All right, Here we go, moving on to my Issha
and Tempe. My Issha says, I'm twenty nine years old
and I'm engaged. My fiance was DM and a woman
that's eleven years older than me, and she told him
that he should experience an older woman before he gets married.
And he said, all right, bet, he swears that he
has no intentions of having sex with her, doesn't all right,
(24:12):
bet mean that he wants to do it?
Speaker 7 (24:16):
Well, usually when I say bet okay, it's because I
know something fing to pop off. Bet. Bet, I bet
I'm coming over there. I bet you won't bet uh huh. Yeah,
that's what it means. Yeah, But if he said it's
no intention, then you have to find a way in
(24:37):
your world to believe that. But what is the DM's
fault exactly? Oh lord? These people with just social media, man,
what y'all doing I bet, I bet, yeah, she's.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
Eleven years older. That's a good way to say. No, ye, creative,
create idea. All right, So you think he's gonna he's
gonna do it with the older woman.
Speaker 7 (25:11):
Well, she told him, you need to experience an older woman,
he said. Bet I felt that way when I was
young too. I felt I should experience an older woman.
Everybody feels that way.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
To get the experience.
Speaker 7 (25:23):
Yeah, uh huh. Then when you get older, you're older,
you think you should experience a younger woman. You're always
lying to yourself. A man is constantly alive with hisself.
Speaker 1 (25:43):
All right, here we go, moving on to Alexis in Harlem.
Alexis writes, my five year old daughter grabbed my faith
and pressed her tiny little lips on mine and moans.
I asked her what she was doing, and she said
her daddy kissed her aunt my sister like that. My
husband called our child a liar. Who's really yeah lying?
Speaker 2 (26:08):
Hell yeah, yeah, that little baby lying? Yeah, baby, Well.
Speaker 7 (26:17):
Yeah, that little baby that busted is.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
The baby got to be home?
Speaker 7 (26:25):
Who look at that? From where daddy kills Auntie? What
you baby? She lying?
Speaker 1 (26:35):
That's what he said. What her husband said, his child.
Speaker 7 (26:39):
Yeah, hell yeah, he got to say that.
Speaker 1 (26:42):
Wow, that's amazing.
Speaker 7 (26:47):
Where you get that from daddy when he kills Auntie?
All right, now she's gonna get a whooping.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
Put out that child.
Speaker 1 (26:59):
Beat your hands. No, I can't.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
Spankle for that. No, you can't spank your child because you.
Speaker 1 (27:07):
Stupid, right right right.
Speaker 5 (27:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (27:17):
It's like when I was cussing around my grandson and
I wasn't supposed to it.
Speaker 4 (27:20):
Uh.
Speaker 7 (27:21):
He was in the high chair and Marjorie came in
the room and he said, papau mofo. What I looked
at him. I said, black, uncle Tom, what is your
you're telling his song? But I was on the phone
talking to one of my boys, and he heard me cussing,
and he was just eating his little crackers. And when
(27:42):
Marjorie came in the room, she said, he said, Papa mofo,
but he couldn't say it. But he's trying to say
Papa said mother, and you know, but all he got
out was mofo. So that's when I realized he was
uncle Tom and I had to stopped taking.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
Him place you didn't so he's lying.
Speaker 4 (28:02):
No.
Speaker 7 (28:02):
I just looked at him and tried to get it,
She says, Steve, Steve, where did he get that front?
Speaker 2 (28:07):
How you know?
Speaker 4 (28:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (28:17):
At all?
Speaker 4 (28:19):
All right?
Speaker 1 (28:20):
Moving on to last one, Steve Sonya in Texas. Sonya says,
I'm married to a man that has a grooming schedule
better than mine. And when he told me he couldn't
move a box in the garage because he might damage
his nails, I used an app on my phone to
get two guys to help me clean the garage. My
husband didn't approve. But what am I supposed to do
(28:42):
if he's lacking off?
Speaker 7 (28:44):
This is this is her husband?
Speaker 1 (28:48):
Huh yeah, yeah, yeah, you married you married him.
Speaker 7 (28:52):
He can't move a box because it'll mess up his nails.
Speaker 1 (28:55):
It's manicure.
Speaker 7 (28:56):
Yeah no, that's all that's that's that's what you call ten.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
But he ain't got no gloves. No, no, I'll get it.
Speaker 7 (29:03):
What it is. It's called tendencies. You can't tell your
wife you can't move a box in the garage because
it'll mess up your nails. He sure can't particu you.
Speaker 1 (29:12):
And what do you mean by that's true?
Speaker 7 (29:16):
Tendencies? He has tendencies, that's all that is. He has
tendencies that may not be pertaining to being just a
full time hud.
Speaker 2 (29:26):
Need no explanation. Everybody know the hell tendencies?
Speaker 7 (29:30):
Do they?
Speaker 2 (29:30):
Okay, yeah, do they?
Speaker 7 (29:32):
Yes, they do. I'm just making sure he got tendencies. Okay,
all right, he coming up shop. All right, he's standing
in on the.
Speaker 1 (29:41):
Thank you Colo. He playing in the water tendencies to
close out this segment right here, Thank you, Coelo.
Speaker 7 (29:51):
It's Steve Harbin Martin show Man. Men that wear thongs
don't pay money back. We men do not pay money back.
I don't know, it's just a rule. I don't know
where the rule came from anybody. I know where a
throne don't pay money back. And men who wear thrones
(30:12):
that think they sexy, it's usually not thall and don't
even go in the same You can't have a thong
on and all they see is the love V in
the front coming up right after you.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
You're listening Steve Hardy Morning Show. According to a new
Planet Fitness study, women actually prefer the dad bod over
six pack abs.
Speaker 7 (30:45):
All right, thank god for that.
Speaker 1 (30:47):
I know You're welcome, guys, your business.
Speaker 7 (30:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (30:52):
The results of the Planet Fitness study suggest that women
are still being driven wild by a bit of extra
pudge of the survey recently revealed that, contrary to what
you might have believed, women do actually prefer a man
with a little bit of belly on them. Okay, man,
but that begs the question, Yeah, is this a double
(31:15):
standard though, because because do men prefer a woman with
a little belly with a mom bot? So you don't
care as.
Speaker 7 (31:26):
Long as you ain't what was that, as long as
you ain't prey.
Speaker 2 (31:41):
For me.
Speaker 7 (31:44):
I've got no problem with mom bod. I don't. I
don't you know, I don't you know, especially you know
mom bob. Women have babies, their body's gonna change. Well,
that's all the way back.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
Yeah, that's good. That's good to hear, because you know,
there's so much pressure on women on their physical larynces
and you know, their bodies and all of that. It
ain't met us to be so perfect.
Speaker 7 (32:07):
But yeah, I'm telling you, man, my wife's hairdresser was
at the house one time. Her husband dropped him off.
Real big guy man, I'm talking about, really really overweight,
nice guy man. I liked him and his wife. His
wife used to do my wife's here and she cut
her hair. You know, she was a stylist. She cut
into her hair, little Halleyberry cut, and she was over
(32:29):
the house kind of quiet one day, and Martie said
it's wrong. She said, it's in't here arguing with this food.
And she said, my husband, you know, he saw my head.
Speaker 2 (32:39):
He ain't like it.
Speaker 7 (32:40):
He come talking about he like long hair. I told him, Hell,
I like muscles.
Speaker 5 (32:47):
What we like.
Speaker 2 (32:49):
But we got over there. She said, well I like muscles.
But we got each other though.
Speaker 7 (32:55):
But you like long hair. She said, hell, I like muscles.
Speaker 1 (33:03):
Shut it down.
Speaker 2 (33:04):
Yeah, but is it?
Speaker 7 (33:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (33:08):
I thought it would be more of a double standard
because I know men are so visual.
Speaker 7 (33:13):
I don't care woman has a six Would you say what?
I don't care that woman has a six pack? What
is that going to do?
Speaker 2 (33:20):
It's nice to look at it, but you know a
requirement six and my two that don't end. Yes, what
is that?
Speaker 1 (33:34):
But if you lookator, if you look.
Speaker 11 (33:36):
At your man, then you see him. Then I have
no right to demand about it if I can't provide me.
Speaker 1 (33:43):
Okay, okay, now that was profound.
Speaker 2 (33:48):
Yeah, it really did it?
Speaker 7 (33:49):
Really? Yeah? You mean somebody to be something you not?
Speaker 1 (33:52):
Yeah, A lot of guys as progressive as you guys you.
Speaker 7 (33:56):
Know, don't matter, but they can be non progressive. They'll
be over there by theyself somewhere, Yeah, exactly, Or you
mess around to get some dumb woman with a six pack.
Now what you what?
Speaker 2 (34:10):
What did you say?
Speaker 7 (34:12):
Said?
Speaker 4 (34:12):
Us?
Speaker 6 (34:12):
Three?
Speaker 2 (34:13):
Is not that half? So we can't y'all two?
Speaker 4 (34:16):
Not that.
Speaker 2 (34:18):
Trio Tommy? Hey, no, hell cute with a two pack? Okay,
with a two pack?
Speaker 7 (34:30):
Unattractive as you want to be with a two I mean,
I mean, and le Tommy, can I tell you something?
At times shockingly not attractive? Yeah, I've caught him on
some angles. I've seen him from some different.
Speaker 1 (34:49):
But you can't cond some of that. Steve Tommy feel
that way about himself.
Speaker 7 (34:53):
That's because he looking out through one set of eyes. Here,
come out here and look at him through these. There's
a lot wrong with you, tom for you to be
tell me you know how much stuff about the aligned?
Speaker 1 (35:06):
Well you know what you.
Speaker 12 (35:09):
Need, moon, you need I there's some sexy on me somewhere. Okay, where, Well,
go ahead, we got we all here.
Speaker 1 (35:24):
I think it's for the guys to determine where another
guy is sexy.
Speaker 2 (35:28):
No, no, no, no no, But he says sexy on
me somewhere, where is it tom.
Speaker 1 (35:34):
To tell him?
Speaker 2 (35:35):
Yeah, the ladies, No ladies, now, don't you go first?
Speaker 7 (35:41):
You go for hell.
Speaker 1 (35:44):
No, no, seriously, Tommy, I've always thought this about you.
Speaker 2 (35:47):
Really, yeah, you have you.
Speaker 1 (35:50):
Have nice hands, your hands, nice chances. Well, I mean
they're they're a little bit. They're nice though they're always
you know, man cured and everything.
Speaker 2 (36:01):
Hell yeah, yeah, but that still don't make it cute.
Ezra's hands is pretty. Son, he's six months old, He said,
what is that?
Speaker 7 (36:15):
What is hands?
Speaker 2 (36:16):
Don't have to make what is his hand? You thought, man,
that's all you got is cute at hands.
Speaker 1 (36:19):
Women like a man with nice nd hate cute.
Speaker 7 (36:23):
Hell no, he got nice hands, Junior. She tried to
give him something, And I'm gonna be ugly with your
Tommy is sexy calling? What on Tommy is?
Speaker 2 (36:35):
She's finnah?
Speaker 7 (36:35):
Do there we go?
Speaker 1 (36:38):
Let me see stand up.
Speaker 7 (36:41):
Up?
Speaker 2 (36:42):
Oh I'm not, wasn't I'm up? Now?
Speaker 13 (36:45):
Okay, okay, okay, let me let.
Speaker 1 (36:47):
Me scoop back.
Speaker 2 (36:47):
You don't see nothing sex over here? Turn around?
Speaker 1 (36:50):
Boy, you need a car to.
Speaker 2 (36:51):
Be sexy like you're like a row Roy.
Speaker 7 (36:54):
You got nice heels.
Speaker 1 (36:56):
I got nothing.
Speaker 2 (36:57):
I got nothing.
Speaker 1 (36:58):
I'm precious.
Speaker 2 (37:01):
Time for real time. I'm gonna get you got some
n You got nice heels.
Speaker 4 (37:06):
It's a.
Speaker 1 (37:08):
Tale heel.
Speaker 2 (37:09):
Nice people don't even see my heels like shield on.
Speaker 1 (37:12):
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(37:59):
time now for wood you rather? Would you rather take
care of your friend's baby or your friend's dog?
Speaker 7 (38:09):
Give me that dog, give me that dog?
Speaker 10 (38:11):
Man. Yeah, I got that dog. I ain't got that
I ain't got this rock that dog. I ain't got
the birthday dog.
Speaker 7 (38:17):
Yeah, and your dog can't tell on me, So give
me the dog because i'm little studying your dog.
Speaker 11 (38:24):
I'm gonna let this go, baby, beat forgot your baby.
You be looking for your both dog. At least I
can feed the dog and then the dog will do
what you got to do.
Speaker 7 (38:35):
Well, I'm gonna tell you right now, I'm not going
I'm going to forget your dog.
Speaker 10 (38:41):
Yeah, but will you at least will you at least
feed the dog?
Speaker 2 (38:47):
Will you at least do that?
Speaker 7 (38:48):
Oh? Yeah, yeah, I don't abuse animals at all.
Speaker 2 (38:53):
I'm gonna get to feed that baby.
Speaker 7 (38:54):
I don't know. I am okay the dog and you
fall in the swimming pool. You need to get dog pedaling.
Speaker 2 (39:05):
They don't know they can pedal till they get in there.
They don't know they can do what they get in it.
Speaker 1 (39:09):
We're moving on. Would you rather the painful truth? The
painful truth? Or would you rather a comforting lie?
Speaker 2 (39:19):
God, Yeah, I'm gonna take that.
Speaker 7 (39:21):
Lie me. I'm always for the comforting lie where you
need it. You don't want to know the truth, Lie
on me, man, Yeah, a good comforting lie. I appreciate
that effort. What do you want to you know?
Speaker 2 (39:36):
All three comedians on this show.
Speaker 1 (39:38):
We cool with lie, We cool with I've another truth?
Speaker 14 (39:42):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (39:43):
So truth, if you can really lie to me and
make me feel good about it, I.
Speaker 13 (39:50):
Won't the lie.
Speaker 7 (39:51):
Oh I'm gonna figure something. Ow, don't worry about that. Wow.
Speaker 2 (39:57):
But the fact that you tried, see lied, lets me
know you try.
Speaker 7 (40:03):
The pain for truth. Let's let's delay that pain as
long as.
Speaker 1 (40:07):
Post hear it and get it over with, all right?
Speaker 10 (40:12):
All right?
Speaker 1 (40:13):
Would you rather a dirty kitchen or a dirty bathroom?
Speaker 4 (40:18):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (40:19):
God, I don't want one of you girls.
Speaker 11 (40:21):
No, I'll take a dirty kitchen, dirty kitchen, yees, a
dirty bathroom.
Speaker 10 (40:27):
Because the kitchen let me know you put your effort in.
But that bathroom you is nasty.
Speaker 15 (40:34):
I'm so funny about bathroom. Yes, Junior, Yeah, yeah, we
were going with the kitchen, all right.
Speaker 1 (40:49):
Would you rather have massive success by accident or modest
success on purpose?
Speaker 16 (40:56):
A massive accidental success, massive mass?
Speaker 2 (41:05):
We want to I want abundance.
Speaker 1 (41:09):
Hey, what's up, everybody? This is your girl Candy, this
is Anthony Anderson, this is Janet.
Speaker 2 (41:14):
And you can't get no sleep when you're listening to
Steve Carlos, Shirley and nephew Tommy on the Steve Harvey
Morning Show.
Speaker 1 (41:21):
You're listening Steve Hardy Morning Show.
Speaker 2 (41:29):
All right, here we go.
Speaker 1 (41:30):
It's time to check Steve's voicemail. And if you want
to leave a voicemail for Steve, all you have to
do is call eight seven seven twenty nine Steve and
you might hear your message on the radio. Steve, Are
you ready? Here is Will. This caller needs some relationship advice.
Speaker 14 (41:45):
I want to see. My name is Will, and I'm
in a relationship with my fiance. But see, sha't be
trusting what I be thinking it Well, trust the faith
that I'm telling her when you start working. And I'm
sitting at her job overnight, been during the daytime, and
I'm giving her everything.
Speaker 5 (42:03):
But she wants to walk away because.
Speaker 7 (42:06):
Of pass and everything that she had fenced. And guess what.
Speaker 14 (42:10):
See, I did some to hurt her in the beginning,
but I changed my fit and I became a different man.
Speaker 9 (42:16):
Seed.
Speaker 5 (42:16):
So see, I need to Steve much good thing, A
good man.
Speaker 7 (42:21):
Thank you? Yeah, she will.
Speaker 10 (42:23):
I don't.
Speaker 7 (42:23):
I don't. I don't doubt that you're a good man.
But you said something. You said I did some things
to hurt her at the beginning. This is what I
had to learn. And this is what I've been telling
people lately. You can't hurt somebody in then and tell
them how to heal. Wow, it doesn't work.
Speaker 2 (42:45):
Say that again.
Speaker 7 (42:45):
Say that and you can't hurt somebody and then tell
them how to heal. You can't. You see, you can't
do both, bro. So now you got to allow her
to process at however she gon process. And that's the cost, man.
That's the problem that when we do something there's a cost.
Now it's not a forever cost. And this is why
(43:07):
I don't like about people. You know, people take a
mistake you made in the past, and every time they
see something happen to you, that's calm. And remember when
he did this. You are not the person who passes
out calm and you ain't give a matter of fact,
most people use word calm or use it too loosely.
It's you just enter the next phase of the life.
You're gonna continue to make mistakes. So look, bro, you
(43:28):
made a mistake. I bet you are a good man,
but you got to do a little groppling, man, if
you want to keep her.
Speaker 1 (43:33):
So you know that's right, all right?
Speaker 2 (43:36):
Moving on?
Speaker 1 (43:36):
This color is from England. Has a correction for you, Steve.
Speaker 17 (43:40):
I amc stieve mooning now are you I quick on?
Speaker 1 (43:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 17 (43:46):
I needed to correct some English the let's say on
the air, and I believe uh.
Speaker 8 (43:55):
Schools in America these days say the same thing like
you is, there's nothing like you is you are uh,
and some couple of others. I'm sure when I am
I remember them.
Speaker 17 (44:12):
I'll call you back and listen to your registration all
the time. You are a wonderful a horrible father, a
friend and.
Speaker 1 (44:21):
Uncle and a boss.
Speaker 17 (44:24):
Kicking up the sky is just the beginning. Have a
lovely day in my lost to Uncle Junior and the
rest of your crew. Have a wonderful blessed eye.
Speaker 1 (44:36):
Bye.
Speaker 7 (44:37):
Hey lady from England. Really do appreciate your listening everywhere,
especially if you're listening from over there in England and everything.
Don't call here corrected me about nor England, about England
or English? You understand? Did you send up? You're talking
about that? Ain't no you is?
Speaker 2 (44:53):
How can it not be a you is? When that's
what I said?
Speaker 7 (44:58):
See, you can't, you can't. You can't te what I said.
Didn't tell me that whatever, that's no such thing as
you is? You is incorrect. It's what you are and
now and then and then let me tell you and
then you say you are a wonderful person. And once
again I'm is. See you see what I'm saying. So
don't call him with your little English lessons. Beautiful accent, lady,
(45:20):
love that you called and everything. Really appreciate your listening.
But if you find the call here with English corrections,
you're not gonna be able to enjoy the show.
Speaker 1 (45:29):
Yeah, because I have tried.
Speaker 2 (45:30):
I have tried.
Speaker 7 (45:32):
I have tried, so ma'am from England, you know. Please
thank you for that, but do not waste your time
leaving these types of messages for me, because I really
don't care about a nunn of this here or that
there that you're talking about. Whoa is you clear on
(45:55):
that down.
Speaker 1 (45:58):
Because I'm is. She's dialing right now English right there,
she's dialing all right? Uh, coming up next today's prank
phone call from the nephew right after this lo here,
I'm ske Yo. This is Jamie Fox, This is Kim Whitley.
You already know what it is. Measurement she go bean
And you are now listening to the Steve Harvey Morning
(46:20):
Show you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Coming
up at the top of the hour, right about four
minutes after, it's my Strawberry letter for today, and the
subject is I just can't do this. We'll get into
that find out what that's all about. Right after the
nephew does the prank phone call and he's here just
(46:42):
for that. Nephew, what you got this one here?
Speaker 2 (46:45):
Is one of your twins is mine? One of your twins?
Speaker 13 (46:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (46:50):
Yeah, surely it's possible.
Speaker 1 (46:53):
Okay, found out? We found out recently?
Speaker 2 (46:56):
Yeah recently? Yeah, seven?
Speaker 3 (46:58):
Yeah, last.
Speaker 1 (47:00):
Last, Yeah, and see what that means?
Speaker 7 (47:03):
What does it?
Speaker 2 (47:04):
Tommy is ahead of his time? You see what I'm saying?
Speaker 13 (47:08):
Okay, prank call rip from the headlines like, yeah, yes.
Speaker 2 (47:15):
One of your twins is mine? Cat dog?
Speaker 4 (47:18):
If you would hello, I'm trying to reach Tony. Yeah,
this is Tony Tony. What's going on? Man? Bro? My
name is Kendrick. Man, I'm trying to reach out to you.
You are you the Tony that used to used to
date man? What about it?
Speaker 1 (47:35):
Man?
Speaker 4 (47:35):
I was trying to reach out to you. Who you say?
Speaker 8 (47:38):
This is again?
Speaker 4 (47:39):
My name Kendrick, Kendrick, I got I got I got
a little problem, bro. Hopefully we can work this out.
Speaker 5 (47:45):
MANO.
Speaker 4 (47:46):
Man, I ain't got nothing to do with no no more. Man,
that's the past. So't they don't even call me about her? Man?
That just you know, I don't want to hear.
Speaker 5 (47:56):
Do you w in?
Speaker 4 (47:57):
Do you win you? Do you all have kids?
Speaker 8 (47:59):
That ever?
Speaker 4 (48:01):
What do you all have?
Speaker 5 (48:02):
Do you have?
Speaker 4 (48:03):
Do you all have children together? Yeah? I got kids
and keep Man, how you get my number? Man said, yeah,
have you give my number? Hey, Bro, I ain't trying
to have no beef with you, man, it ain't. It
ain't nothing like that. I'm just do y'all. Do you
have a set of twins?
Speaker 9 (48:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (48:19):
Man, we got a set of twins? Man, But waiting,
hold on, don why are you calling me? Man? Whatever?
You indeed, Man, that's you know, but what you're asking
me about my my kids?
Speaker 9 (48:28):
Fuck?
Speaker 4 (48:29):
Man? Okay, bro, it is I mean, I don't even
know how to break this on you, but I'm just
gonna just put it out there.
Speaker 7 (48:35):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (48:35):
Just just hit me out, man, just hit me out.
It's been brought to my attention that there is a
strong possibility that one of the twins is mine. Oh
you crazy? The man, who you say you in a bead? Man?
This Kendrick Man. Man, look, man, I'm calling my hostitism Man,
how twin gonna be yours?
Speaker 13 (48:57):
Man?
Speaker 4 (48:57):
Ain't my twins?
Speaker 14 (48:58):
Man?
Speaker 4 (48:58):
Hey, man, I found out and I thought I thought
the same thing you thought, Tony. I was like, okay, man,
that doesn't even biologically possible, That's what I thought. But
I found out that two seeds that actually join together
create twins, and each one of them could have a
different daddy. I'm finding this out for the first for
first hand myself. Oh well, we ain't found man. Man.
(49:20):
Whatever now I'm telling you, dog man, the kids is lyne.
Speaker 5 (49:25):
Man.
Speaker 4 (49:25):
Hey, you ain't got nothing to do with this, dog.
You ain't got nothing to do with this.
Speaker 1 (49:29):
Man.
Speaker 4 (49:30):
Hey, listen, man, all I'm trying to do is get
to the bottom or something. Let me let me, let
me let me know when you listen to me, let
me ask you your set of twins. Are they are they?
I mean, are they the same shade of color? Are
they different shades? I mean, I'm just asking. I'm never look, dog,
let me tell you something, man. I want you to
get this through your head right now. Man, whatever you
(49:51):
got that's on y'all. Man, this ain't got nothing to
do with my twins. Man, ain't got nothing to do
with my twins. Man, one of them dog skin? When
them light skinned? Right there? Right there? Man? What right there? What? Okay?
Let me ask you what shade of color you are?
You dark killing and light skin and I'm dark skinned. Man,
I'm light skinned.
Speaker 5 (50:10):
Man.
Speaker 4 (50:10):
You know the light skinned twin must be mine? You
know what, Man, I'm not even continue this conversation no more.
I'm gonna just tell you something. Dogs, you don't know
who you're with, cousin, I will you up. You understand that, dog? Man, Listen,
I just found out that this this is a fruit
accident that is possible to happen. You understand that you're
(50:31):
talking about my kids, man, and I understand the passion
that you have for your children. Man. I ain't you
wanted the kid calling what? Don't eat? No talking about
my kids and shows man, one of the twins is mine? Man,
I ain't no man, Look man, look dog, I tell
you what. Man, I'm gonna let you make it.
Speaker 1 (50:50):
Dog.
Speaker 4 (50:51):
You know what, because don't call here no more.
Speaker 13 (50:53):
Man.
Speaker 4 (50:54):
Whatever you and we're doing, that's what you're in that
crazy it's doing so she with your old phase. Is stupid?
You stupid enough to call here talking about one of
the kids here, I guess you told you that. Stupid
Huh Now, dog, don't call me no more. Man, Okay, Tony, listen,
were you consider I mean I got up head appointment
tomorrow at the doctor, which you consider bringing the kids
(51:15):
and we can see which one is yours and which
one you are? Right, Man, that's what's up with you. Doctor.
I ain't meet your neck well, dog, that's what I'm
talking about.
Speaker 9 (51:25):
Man.
Speaker 4 (51:25):
I'll tell you what, dog, I'll meet you man the man. Man, Man,
the man, me and you dog. Man the man. I'm
gonna kick your when you got to fight, Tony. I
just want you to give me my child. Man, I'm
gonna give you I got my little to be a
slugger that You're stupid. That's what you is.
Speaker 13 (51:43):
Man.
Speaker 4 (51:43):
You're an ignorant man calling me Sunday morning talking about
my kids. It's your kids, man, that that can't happening.
Speaker 1 (51:51):
Man.
Speaker 4 (51:51):
I understand the man, but it's a fluke accident and
now you're trying to deprive me a man having a
relationship with my child. Man, I've been raising these kids
for god years by my lf man, I get him up.
I take them to ballet man, I take them to
little You understand me, man, dog Man, Tony, I understand it. Dog.
It was heartbreaking the meat too. Tony. Tell you what man,
(52:13):
I'm gonna get out from and uh I want chew man.
I want you to never ever call my Don't call
me with no ignorant like this. What you say your
name is? What? What? What? What's your name again? Doctor?
My name, my name Kendrick. Man. Listen, listen, Tony, I'm
gonna find your dog. You understand that. Dog. We're gonna
(52:34):
settle this with you. Understand you with dog.
Speaker 5 (52:37):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (52:38):
But Tony, I got one more thing I want to
say to you, okay, and you ain't got to say
to me now. Only let me say one more thing
to you man, man walk man, hold on now, baby now,
baby daddy? All right, man, Yeah, y'all gonna play. I'll
be I'll be out there in a minute.
Speaker 6 (52:52):
Man.
Speaker 4 (52:53):
See dog man, you ain't got everybody around here a
man curse like it's around my kids. Man, ok John,
say one more thing to your man. All right, man,
say what you want to say. Don't call here no more. Man, Tony,
This his nephew Tommy from the Steel Harvey morn the show.
You just got pranked by your homeboy. Oh man, you
(53:17):
know what?
Speaker 9 (53:18):
Tell me?
Speaker 4 (53:18):
Man, Man, that's a.
Speaker 5 (53:23):
Man.
Speaker 4 (53:23):
You know what, dog Man, you was really about to
get chilled? What man? Man, you can't be putting everybody
about their kids nowadays? No man, oh man, Okay, okay,
you and man? That all right? All right? I tell
you what, man, don't don't even tell you did it? Man,
because say we meet we meeting later tonight. I got
some poison. Many. Hey, nephew, Tommy, you do with one favor? Man?
Speaker 7 (53:48):
Was that?
Speaker 4 (53:48):
Watch the Tilor Clark News tonight? Man? You go what
mucky on there? Man? Watch dog? I can't believe it? Man,
oh man, all right, hey, I gotta ask you, man,
what is the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio
show in the land, oh man, The Steve Harvid Morning Show.
Speaker 5 (54:11):
Man.
Speaker 4 (54:11):
I listen every morning. Man, I can't believe y'all got me.
Speaker 7 (54:14):
Man, Man, I don't think.
Speaker 10 (54:18):
I really don't think nobody out there is as ignorant
stupid as I am one of yours.
Speaker 1 (54:23):
Hey, look, you're right about that I'm in total agreement
with you, as you should.
Speaker 2 (54:30):
As you should.
Speaker 1 (54:31):
No one is as stupid as you, no one, and.
Speaker 10 (54:36):
Stupid is getting ready to grab that microphone once again.
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Oh yeah, oh yes, yeah, that isn't all white affair.
All right, nephew, thank you. Coming up next Strawberry letter
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Speaker 2 (56:44):
Bucket up and hold on tight. We got it for you.
Here it is Strawberry Letter.
Speaker 1 (56:48):
Subject. I just can't do this, Dear Stephen Shirley. I've
been dating a man for four years and I asked
him to marry me recently. Because time is of the essence,
and I want to have a baby. When we met,
he told me that I would be his wife. I
took it to heart, and I overlooked a lot of
stuff to make our relationship work. I usually wouldn't date
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an overweight man, and I definitely wouldn't date a man
with halatosis. I invested in him, and I cooked for him,
worked out with him, and helped him pay for his
dental work. Even after he gained most of his weight back,
I was patient with him. I won't say I'm perfect,
but I'm too good for him. If I were him,
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i'd jump at the chance to marry me. I can cook,
keep a clean house, and be adventurous in the bedroom. Well,
he didn't get to experience the bedroom part until a
year after we met, after he lost the weight. He
has even told me I'm perfect. So I don't see
how one little mistake, one little mistake on my part,
can make him not want to marry me. So here's
(57:53):
the backstory. I messed around with a coworker three times
and it was the best sex I ever had, so
I decided to share it with one of my best girlfriends.
We all had a threesome and then she went and
told my boyfriend. He gave me an ultimatum to stop
messing around or I'd lose him. I had invested too
(58:15):
much to let him go, so I stopped messing around
and I cut all ties with my hating friend. My
man and I were working things out, and I decided
to ask him to marry me, to convince him that
I'm all into this relationship. He told me, I just
can't do this. How can he say that to me?
He can't do it? But I've been holding on and
(58:37):
hoping for a husband for four years. I'm not investing
this kind of time into anyone else, so this has
to work. How do I convince this man to be
my husband? What are you talking about, lady? This man
is not going to marry you now. He's not going
to do it, and you have to let this go.
(58:58):
I mean, too much has happened, and he said out
of his mouth he can't do it. You said you
were too good for him. So where are we now?
What are you doing? Are you settling just because time
is of the essence and you want a baby? Or
is it because you helped him with his weight and
with his halitosis and all of that. And marriage is
(59:19):
that return on your investment you think. I don't think
you're really ready to marry this man anyway. If you were,
you wouldn't have messed around with your coworker for no
reason at all. I mean, you throw it out there
so casually. So here's the backstory. I messed around, okay really,
and then you added your girlfriend into it so you
(59:42):
guys could have a threesome. What was the point of that?
How do you expect your man to recover from that?
If he was considering marrying you, it is over now
because of that, he doesn't want to marry you. Now
it's over. That's what you got to get in your
head over, Steve.
Speaker 7 (01:00:01):
I wasn't ready for this letter.
Speaker 5 (01:00:03):
Right.
Speaker 1 (01:00:05):
Took a turn, didn't it.
Speaker 7 (01:00:06):
Yeah? It was a nice little letter I because I
was feeling fun. Then all of a sudden, I don't
like it no more. You know, just a lady, I
don't know what you want me and surely to do.
Been dating a man for four years now, letting me
show you how I was reading the letter, so you
can understand you recently asked a man to marry you.
Because time is of the essence right now, He told
you when you met that you could be his wife,
(01:00:27):
and you took it to heart and you started overlooking
a lot of stuff just to make our relationship with
first thing you did. I usually wouldn't date an overweight man.
So now, fat boy, that'll open up the whole conversation
with oh, I love you, you will be my wife.
He got to come out the gate with both barrels blazing.
(01:00:48):
He got to come out the gate. I want to
marry you. I want a family, I want kids. I
take care of you. Ain't got a wart for none.
I love you, you mine forever. Is that okay? So
he knew he had to come out with it because
it's fat. Now next problem, definitely wouldn't day a man
with holotosin. See, holotosis is different than bad breath. See
(01:01:11):
if you got bad breath, that's just a day. When
somebody says you have holotosis, they are signing a medical
term to what is an ongoing occurrence. That means every
time you open your mouth, here comes something out of it.
(01:01:33):
Now I know for a fact this is something he
eating in a combination.
Speaker 1 (01:01:41):
I know for a fact that's where the came from.
Speaker 7 (01:01:45):
Yeah, that's for then I invested in him and cooked
for him, worked out with him, and helped him pay for.
Speaker 2 (01:01:51):
His dental work. Now it's deeper.
Speaker 7 (01:01:54):
Now we got holes and cavities, and stuff is high
in the cavities and down there turning into something else.
So he opening up his mouth and sound like a
waste management area. So he opened up his mouth. You
(01:02:14):
don't know what's coming out, but it's deadly though. It
is deadly, and he fat. So now he wheezing. I
say that people that breathe like that. You ever heard
somebody breathe like that? Yeah? Yeah, you be saying you.
Speaker 1 (01:02:47):
Dog?
Speaker 7 (01:02:47):
Did you sleep? But he'd be wide awake, be reading texts?
Speaker 2 (01:02:53):
All right? Just stopped up?
Speaker 7 (01:02:56):
What is what is wrong?
Speaker 9 (01:02:58):
Dog?
Speaker 7 (01:02:58):
Is you that dig?
Speaker 1 (01:03:00):
Hold on, We'll be back with part two of Steve's
response and his breathing at twenty three minutes after the
hour Today's Strawberry letter subject, I just can't do this.
All right, we'll get back into it right after this.
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Are you still breathing? Let's recap Steve the Strawberry letter
for today, subject I just can't do this.
Speaker 7 (01:04:00):
Okay, dating this fat boy for four years and she
don't normal to date fat men. But he came out
to gate and said he wanted to marry her. That
was intriguing and she wants to hold him to it.
But he got holotosis. She say. Holotosis is a level
up from bad breath, bad breakfast. You just got caught
out there one day. You know what happens to us
(01:04:20):
all I guess. But if you have if they've assigned
a medical condition to it and start saying you have halotosins,
that means every time they see you, you open your mouth, garbage,
hot garbage come out your mouth. Okay, So now we
went over that. Now she helped him pay his bills.
(01:04:42):
She cooked for him, worked out with him, and helped
him pay for his dental work. Now he got to
get work done. Teeth moved around, shifting on him and
all this hell. Now, even after he gained most of
his weight back. See, fat boy was not committed to
this program when you took him down too fast, she said,
(01:05:03):
even after he gave most of his weight back, I
was patient with him. I wouldn't say I'm perfect, because
you know she got some flaws too, right, But I'm
too good for him. If I were him, i jump
at the chance to marry me. I can cook, so
see so you know, see sheit a little thick. I
can cook, keep a clean house, and be adventurous in
(01:05:23):
the bed. Well, he didn't get to experience that bedroom
part till after year after we met. Yeah, but even
when he did, see you said something else and that
you adventurous in the bedroom. Now he fat, fat people
ain't that adventurous. You know, all this, all this you
in here, all this you in here with all this.
You know, I'm just trying to get over here and
(01:05:44):
get this get done. You know you're all this work
I'm doing right here. You see me sweating. I want
to stand up today. That's as adventurous as I need
to get. Why you want to stand up because I'm
tired of climbing back out that bed. It's a lot
of stuff. So now you in here doing monkey flips
and he ain't with none of this. Now you're thinking
(01:06:07):
everything is on her side, and then he has even
told you that you're perfect. So I don't see how
one little mistake on my part can make him not
want to marry me. Oh, he would go. So here's
the backstory. She messed around with a coworker three times
if the best sex she ever had. Why he was
in shape. So it was so good that you shared
(01:06:28):
it with one of your best girlfriends, She said, girl,
what now y'all over there having a threesome. Then she
went and told your boyfriend fat boy, he gave you
an ultimatum to stop messing around or I lose him.
I had invested too much to let him go, so
I stopped messing around. I cut all ties with my
hating friend, my man, and I was working things out,
(01:06:51):
and I decided to ask him to marry me, to
convince him that I'm all into this relationship. He told me,
I just, I just can't do that.
Speaker 1 (01:07:02):
One more time, one more time.
Speaker 7 (01:07:03):
I listen, I just gave I just I just can't
do this here, you all these people, Now you sit
up here saying, how can he say that to me?
He can't do it. I've been holding on and hoping
for a husband for four years. I'm not investing this
type of time into anybody else. So this has to work.
(01:07:24):
How do I convince this man to be my husband?
You're not, you're not, you're not. It's over with a
couple of things. First of all, you do threesomes. You
do threesomes. Now that's hard on the fat man because
now he gotta watch everybody here. He don't know if
you're looking at him or her. Now now he just
(01:07:46):
he on point. He can't even eat his dinner. Hook
What he looking at? Well?
Speaker 2 (01:07:50):
What she looking at?
Speaker 7 (01:07:51):
Who looking over here? He looking over here? Why is
there looking over here? Why is all these people looking
at this?
Speaker 9 (01:07:56):
You know him?
Speaker 7 (01:07:57):
Have you ever met her too? You know her too?
Have you seen him before? Where was you all that together?
Y'all probably had another threesome. He can't even meet his food.
He probably losing weight right now because he at the restaurant,
looking at everybody watching you, trying to figure out which
one you want, because once you do threesomes, you wants everybody. See.
(01:08:18):
It's one thing for a man had to watch out
for another man, But when you got to watch out
for the men, the women, the waiters, the matred d
the owner of the club, the uber driver, it's just
too much. The people in that passing out mits in
the bathroom, the shoe shine man, the valet. Who you want?
They all in him? Your ex my ex, day exes.
(01:08:41):
What did you want?
Speaker 2 (01:08:42):
The past or, the pastor wife.
Speaker 7 (01:08:44):
What we're in there for you? You all in the
tennis section, so plano sections. You see it with our tones,
bath tone? What's going on in there? It's too much,
It's too much. It's over now, he said, I just
can't do this. Listen to me.
Speaker 2 (01:09:01):
Judge Len told that. Told me the best advice I've
ever heard on my show.
Speaker 7 (01:09:05):
One day. She said, don't let a man have to
tell you twice he don't want you. I've told you
all this. Don't let a man have to tell you
twice he don't want you. He watching too much, so
let his fat, bad breath go ahead on He ain't
gonna get nobody else. He on that breathing or wheezing
(01:09:26):
and stuff. And the whole time he was telling me, baby,
I'm sorry, I was seeing this other man.
Speaker 1 (01:09:37):
Who was he?
Speaker 9 (01:09:39):
Who?
Speaker 7 (01:09:40):
What was he doing that?
Speaker 1 (01:09:41):
I can't do?
Speaker 4 (01:09:45):
What?
Speaker 7 (01:09:45):
What was she in that doing? Folk too?
Speaker 4 (01:09:48):
What she.
Speaker 1 (01:09:52):
All right? Listen poster comments.
Speaker 7 (01:09:54):
On hold on, baby, hand me my cup of coffee,
Strawberry Letter and.
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Speaker 2 (01:10:08):
Chris Broth?
Speaker 1 (01:10:09):
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this is John Legend.
Speaker 2 (01:10:12):
And you listen to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 1 (01:10:14):
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us talk about the benefits of Globe Life insurance. Globe
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one eight hundred two five one fifty four hundred or
visit Globelife radio dot com. Again, that's one eight hundred
two five one fifty four hundred or Globelife radio dot com. So, Tommy,
you've been holding something in okay from all of us,
and you feel like somebody's got to say it.
Speaker 2 (01:10:58):
So he says this, and my lives to come in.
Speaker 1 (01:11:01):
Yes, it's your shoe.
Speaker 6 (01:11:04):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (01:11:05):
So so Tommy, what is it that somebody's gotta say?
Speaker 9 (01:11:09):
What is it?
Speaker 10 (01:11:09):
You know it's this is we can't say nothing. This
is for the fellas who can't say nothing. Tommy gonna
go in and say it. But this is that we
can't say nothing. How come, ladies, when we get ready
to go somewhere, you walking around for two hours butt
niked talking about you don't know what you finda Well,
you've been knowing we going to this, but we can't
(01:11:32):
say nothing.
Speaker 2 (01:11:33):
All right, you knew this day was coming. You bought
something for this.
Speaker 10 (01:11:37):
Now you got one hundred different outfits laid out, don't
nothing fit, don't lehing fit.
Speaker 1 (01:11:42):
But guess what, we can't say nothing.
Speaker 10 (01:11:44):
We finally find something that you want to Now you
need help getting into what you want to wear. It
takes us thirty minutes to get you into this outfit.
Now we gotta help you. Now I am completely wrinkled
with the outfit I got on. I'm trying to help
you get in something that you should not be trying
to get into. Now, when I get you in it,
(01:12:06):
I got to take a shower and start all over.
Speaker 2 (01:12:08):
But my clothes is wrinkled.
Speaker 7 (01:12:09):
But guess what.
Speaker 1 (01:12:10):
We can't say nothing now.
Speaker 2 (01:12:13):
Now you you want to put your makeup on in
the car with all the lights on, and I.
Speaker 10 (01:12:19):
Got to dry slow so I don't hit no pothole and.
Speaker 2 (01:12:21):
Mess up your maker.
Speaker 10 (01:12:23):
But what we can't say nothing. When we finally get
that we are an hour and a half late. I
got to carry your bag with your shoes in it
because you want to flip flop all the way to
the front door.
Speaker 2 (01:12:36):
Now you're gonna put your heels on. But I can't
say nothing.
Speaker 10 (01:12:39):
When we get into the spot that we going to.
Oh my god, everybody talking about how good you look.
Then somebody go ask me what happened to your clothes?
Speaker 7 (01:12:50):
Time?
Speaker 2 (01:12:50):
Why you look all wrinkled? Oh my god, you look
like a mess. But we can't say nothing.
Speaker 1 (01:12:57):
I said you had to get that.
Speaker 2 (01:13:00):
Still can't say nothing.
Speaker 13 (01:13:01):
Time.
Speaker 1 (01:13:01):
What's the problem I'm just saying.
Speaker 3 (01:13:06):
What you said.
Speaker 5 (01:13:07):
You know what it is.
Speaker 2 (01:13:08):
I've been saying, we want to say it, but we
can't say that. I'm all I said.
Speaker 7 (01:13:12):
You said all that to say what.
Speaker 1 (01:13:14):
Yes, the next party we go to, it's gonna be
the same.
Speaker 2 (01:13:18):
You know what it is.
Speaker 10 (01:13:19):
I didn't learn how to tie a whole ponytail in
the last few months, but the whole cosmetology how to
put ponytail up.
Speaker 2 (01:13:29):
Now I know what I'm doing, but I didn't, Satan.
Speaker 10 (01:13:32):
I wish you, my god, you got to carry this
whole bag of shoes because she want to flip flop
all the way to the They're gonna hurt my feet.
Speaker 2 (01:13:39):
They're gonna hurt my feet.
Speaker 7 (01:13:40):
Yeah, I got to find a way to over open
up a weave shop because everybody had down today.
Speaker 1 (01:13:46):
Now I'm gonna give me some. I'm gonna give me
I've been coming up.
Speaker 7 (01:13:55):
Less.
Speaker 1 (01:13:56):
It's DJ Cavit. This your boy, Chris Brother. Hey, this
is Keisha Cole. People, this is Kirk Franklin. Hey, this
is John Legend. And you listening to the Steve Harvey
Morning Show. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
So school is about to end. We all know that,
all of us who have kids or kids in school
(01:14:16):
or whatever. Yeah, oh, some people are out. Yeah, so
school is about to end for a lot more and
all you want to do is party all summer. Okay,
but this year parents who are telling kids no partying,
get a job.
Speaker 7 (01:14:32):
All right, you've been.
Speaker 1 (01:14:35):
Partying all year? Yeah they are so so guys, I
wanted to ask you, what was your first summer job?
Remind this about, you know, tell us about your first
summer job.
Speaker 7 (01:14:47):
I was outside.
Speaker 2 (01:14:48):
I was cutting yards all through the neighborhood.
Speaker 1 (01:14:51):
How old?
Speaker 10 (01:14:51):
We're all more gas camp, me and two buddies and
we cutting yard making money.
Speaker 1 (01:14:57):
How old were you?
Speaker 5 (01:14:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:15:00):
I want to start probably ten eleven.
Speaker 1 (01:15:02):
Oh wow, you were really young and that was your
first job in business? Sounds like first job.
Speaker 7 (01:15:09):
And we split the month three different ways.
Speaker 4 (01:15:12):
You know.
Speaker 10 (01:15:13):
They used to actually have an edger before they you know,
there used to be a piece of equipment the weedy
to turn the sideways and that's how they ended.
Speaker 2 (01:15:21):
What I was cutting. My boy was edged. I was like,
he over there sweeping. He really did he splitting this wrong?
Speaker 7 (01:15:29):
Wait? We split this?
Speaker 1 (01:15:30):
He got too much, But you couldn't go back.
Speaker 2 (01:15:35):
Whatever you agreed to, Paul, that's what you're doing.
Speaker 1 (01:15:37):
So I had to do that. Yeah, all right, Jack.
Your first job summer.
Speaker 18 (01:15:42):
My very first real good job, was at work. Un
if they didn't have this restaurant. It was called the
ponder Rosa steakhouse West Columbia. It was in West Columbia.
I lived in Columbia, Which meant you had to catch
the bus to go across the bridge. The last bus
would leave at ten o'clock out out for ten thirty,
and you had to dress like a cowboy, like a
(01:16:05):
real cowboy.
Speaker 7 (01:16:09):
With hey hey.
Speaker 18 (01:16:12):
You had to wear the cowboy shirt with the scarf
around the neck, with the cowboy hat. You didn't have
to wear boots, but if you had boots yet, but
you had to wear jeans. Now that meant I had
to walk across the bridge dressed like a cowboy to
catch the last bus. To catch the last Busso when
(01:16:34):
I tell you, I heard the in words so much.
Not only did they say it, sometimes they wouldn't even
go all the way to the end of the bridge.
Speaker 1 (01:16:47):
They turn around and come back and call me the inWORD.
The inWORD cowboy is what I remember, mostly traumatizing.
Speaker 4 (01:16:58):
I'm sure, I.
Speaker 1 (01:17:16):
Was too dump I was too dumb to change clothes.
I kept on, all right, Steve, you've had so many jobs.
Speaker 7 (01:17:26):
When I ain't gonna be able to top that one
right there. First summer job, well, I mean my first job,
my very first job was I created myself. I was
an entrepreneur. I bought a red fly wagon with the
gates on it, with the red with the red sides
on it. And I didn't allow my friends. Yeah you know,
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wasn't no riding in my wagon, pulled it up and
down the street and all that. What you couldn't do
that this will work wagon. I just woke up in
the morning and left my house about nine.
Speaker 1 (01:18:00):
How are you old? Probably eight nine the office at
eight I left left that I was about eight nine thirty.
Speaker 7 (01:18:11):
I heard drugs drug my wagon looking for pop bottles,
and I put a pop bottle in my wagon because
you could turn in pop bottles for two cents, and
my goal was to find fifty pop bottles before I
went home for lunch, and that was a dollar. And
then when I got through, I get back out there
with my wagon. I play a little bit, but I
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dragged my wagon and I try to make another dollar
after lunch, and then that was my day.
Speaker 2 (01:18:38):
I making two dollars a day, and I was hustling
kirk Wagon. All right, we'll have more.
Speaker 1 (01:18:49):
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uhu baton rouge wow, uh huh. Miami fell off from
the number one spot. Any guesses on what the number
one spot might be? Any guesses you would think so DC, Nope,
Steve York, New York, No good guess. It's all good guesses,
(01:20:04):
but no.
Speaker 7 (01:20:05):
Down Salt Lake City.
Speaker 1 (01:20:06):
You've talked random excellent guests. But the number one is
Columbus Ohio, Columbus, Ohio, the number one city your cheaters. Yeah,
and Cleveland's all also in there. Cleveland's in there, well
three Ohio, Cinnati, Cleveland, Columbiu.
Speaker 7 (01:20:30):
I'd go there for the survey was out everybody in Cleveland.
No light too short?
Speaker 1 (01:20:37):
Coming up in thirty three minutes after we'll play around it.
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Would you rather?
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for would you rather? Would you rather take care of
your friend's baby or your friend's dog?
Speaker 7 (01:21:30):
Well, give me that dog, give me that dog.
Speaker 4 (01:21:32):
Man.
Speaker 10 (01:21:32):
Yeah, Now, I got that dog. I ain't got I
ain't got this rock that dog. I ain't got the
birth that dog.
Speaker 7 (01:21:38):
Yeah, And your dog can't tell on me, So give
me the dog because I'm studying your dog. I'm gonna
let this go.
Speaker 2 (01:21:47):
Cuddly little baby, I beat it. Forgot your baby. You
be looking for your We both get the dog. At
least I can feed the dog, and then the dog
will do what you got to do.
Speaker 7 (01:21:57):
Well, I'm gonna tell you right now, I'm not going
I'm going to forget your dog.
Speaker 10 (01:22:05):
But will you at least will you at least feed
the dog?
Speaker 2 (01:22:09):
Will you at least do that?
Speaker 7 (01:22:10):
Oh? Yeah, yeah, I don't abuse animal at all.
Speaker 2 (01:22:15):
Get to feed that baby.
Speaker 7 (01:22:16):
I don't know. I okay, the dog and you fall
in the swimming pool. You need to get dog.
Speaker 2 (01:22:24):
Pat They don't know they campedal till they get in there.
They don't know they they get in there.
Speaker 1 (01:22:31):
We're moving on. Would you rather the painful truth? The
painful truth? Or would you rather a comforting lie?
Speaker 2 (01:22:41):
God, yeah, I'm gonna take that lie.
Speaker 7 (01:22:43):
I'm always for the comforting lie. Whatever you need.
Speaker 2 (01:22:48):
You don't want to know the truth, lie?
Speaker 7 (01:22:51):
I mean, man, yeah, a good comforting lie. I appreciate
that effort. What do you want to know?
Speaker 2 (01:22:59):
All three could be is on this show?
Speaker 1 (01:23:00):
We cool with lie, were cool with much another truth?
Speaker 6 (01:23:05):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (01:23:08):
If you can really lie to me and make me
feel good about.
Speaker 13 (01:23:12):
It, I won't lie.
Speaker 7 (01:23:14):
Oh, I'm gonna figure something out. Don't worry about that.
Speaker 1 (01:23:18):
Wow. But the fact that you tried, see lied, lets.
Speaker 2 (01:23:21):
Me know you tried.
Speaker 4 (01:23:23):
You know.
Speaker 7 (01:23:25):
The pain for truth. Let's let's delay that pain as
long as come you can't.
Speaker 1 (01:23:32):
Hear it and get it over with, all right?
Speaker 4 (01:23:35):
All right?
Speaker 1 (01:23:35):
Would you rather a dirty kitchen or a dirty bathroom?
Speaker 4 (01:23:40):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (01:23:41):
God, I want one of you girls.
Speaker 7 (01:23:44):
I take it.
Speaker 1 (01:23:46):
Dirty kitchen, Yes, dirty bathroom.
Speaker 2 (01:23:50):
Because the kitchen let me know you put your effort in.
But that bathroom you is nasty.
Speaker 1 (01:23:57):
I'm so funny about bathroom. Yes, Junior?
Speaker 7 (01:24:04):
From you?
Speaker 2 (01:24:05):
Yeah, yeah, we will have all right.
Speaker 1 (01:24:12):
Would you rather have massive success by accident or modest
success on purpose?
Speaker 16 (01:24:19):
A massive accidental massive mass that was lucky?
Speaker 2 (01:24:28):
We want to I want abundance. All right?
Speaker 1 (01:24:32):
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here we are our last break of the day on
this Thursday. And Steve, we have another voicemail for you
at eight seven seven twenty nine. Steve, this caller's name
is Alvin. He's from Atlanta.
Speaker 9 (01:25:28):
I'd see you. My name is Alvin Truth Sam here
in Atlanta, Georgia, single father, four beautiful kids.
Speaker 5 (01:25:34):
Thank you for your.
Speaker 9 (01:25:35):
Voice, thank you for your investment. And the hell with
these people who always got something to stay bad about. Steve, Harvey, Shirley, Julia, Tommy,
call it to the crew. We love you. Be blessed,
be safe, stay prosperous, and keep the love rolling there.
Take care of yourself, God bless wing.
Speaker 2 (01:25:55):
Whereby no hat.
Speaker 7 (01:25:59):
The way it's like this, and I appreciate it, Alban,
because you need to hear that from people sometimes, especially men,
you know, because first of all, it don't matter what
they say, because what they say don't matter. And I've
just learned that about haters. They don't move the needle.
They sit up. They criticize everybody's life, but if you
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look at their life, they ain't doing the thing. And
I know for a fact that it's a lot of
people out there talking about me. But it's okay. I
actually have more love than I do hate. It's just
hate is louder. And I understand that because listen to me,
to everybody, if you doing something, somebody ain't gonna like
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it because they mad at you because of the way
you making them look. You know, they measure their life
up against yours. And then when it don't add up.
Now you this and that, I'll tell you what I
will say, though, Alvin, what bothers me is when it's men.
That's the only thing that bothers me as men, because
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I pride myself on being a man's man. And if
you a man and your little punk ain't got yourself together,
why you why you throwing shade on me, bro, because
blowing my candle out ain't gonna make yours brighter. You
still ain't got no flicker, so you know, man. But
but you know, man, but when men hate on me,
it's it be tripped me out because it's always a
(01:27:24):
man that don't even know me, because I'm cool with
ninety nine point nine percent of the me and I meet.
But me And now you know, if women out there
talking from whatever, you know my past, I don't like
the way he did his ex wife and all this. Hell,
you know, people gonna say stuff like that whatever you know,
God that you gave me for all that. They don't
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know both sides of the story though that and Tommy,
they never will. You don't know that.
Speaker 2 (01:27:51):
I'm not knocking. I'm not one.
Speaker 10 (01:27:52):
I'm not knocking one side or the other. I'm just
saying they don't know both sides of the story.
Speaker 1 (01:27:57):
They're just the only thing. They don't know how.
Speaker 2 (01:28:00):
They just just nothing judgment. Yeah, is making judgment and
they don't know.
Speaker 7 (01:28:04):
Man, I don't know. I don't know how he did that. Okay,
well that's a true statement. You don't. I had a
young man tell me who's very close to me. He
got mad at me one day and he said, I'll
never be a man like you. I looked dead at
him and said, you're absolutely correct.
Speaker 1 (01:28:26):
Pure words have never been spoken.
Speaker 2 (01:28:28):
I just he said, no, you understand what I'm saying.
Speaker 7 (01:28:31):
Whatever you're saying, that statement you just made is absolutely
true because you you ain't walked in my shoes, man.
And I think if you had to wear these shoes,
you realize these is twelve and you ain't a six
and a half.
Speaker 1 (01:28:47):
Girl, little little bitty f feet.
Speaker 7 (01:28:55):
Fixed shoes and half girl.
Speaker 1 (01:29:02):
You call though, yeah, single father too. Yeah, thank you,
very nice call out. I had a question, Steve. You
know you're you're the CELO of the chief love Officer
and you give a relationship advice all of that. What's
the best relationship advice someone has ever given you.
Speaker 7 (01:29:22):
About love relationships?
Speaker 6 (01:29:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:29:25):
Loving relationships?
Speaker 7 (01:29:26):
Yeah? I think my brother told it to me best
mm hmm my brother say, little bro, you can give
all you want. You can't outgive a woman, not a
good one. No, when you got a good woman, you
can't outgive them. H I don't care what you do.
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And I think that's really really helped me, you know.
Marjorie said, something to me the other day that I
had thought it out, worked it out, mapped it out, excellent,
read it by a couple of dudes, excellent plan told
it to her and soon as I finished the sentence,
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she said, we ain't gonna do that.
Speaker 1 (01:30:11):
That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard.
Speaker 10 (01:30:13):
Do you know?
Speaker 7 (01:30:15):
This was two and a half weeks of going over it,
researching it, looked at the facts, did pull the numbers.
Speaker 2 (01:30:24):
It made perfect sense every dude was talking about.
Speaker 7 (01:30:27):
Yeah. I told it to her. As soon as I
finished the sentence, without hesitation, she said, we ain't gonna
do that.
Speaker 2 (01:30:36):
And I looked at her, like what I said, baby?
Speaker 7 (01:30:39):
And I went through this whole dissertation about the numbers
of what I figured out, and she went to the
one area that me, as a man, I never even considered.
And do you know she was one hundred percent correct.
See now, if if you small art, you will listen
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to that, because I've not listened to it a couple.
Speaker 2 (01:31:04):
Of times mm hmmm, because I went, Okay, you.
Speaker 7 (01:31:08):
Know you ain't did the research, but the research don't matter,
I'm telling you, and and and whenever she's told me
not to do something, I went on and did it.
It didn't work out. Tell me.
Speaker 2 (01:31:21):
What you tell your friends after after that. I didn't
say nothing to him. I just said, we ain't doing it.
Speaker 7 (01:31:29):
Dog. I thought real, quit thinking. I don went in
there with what I thought already, and I'm telling y'all
don't go back in there. She was really really correct. Hey, y'all, listen,
have yourself a great day. Talk to God. He would
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love to hear from you.
Speaker 2 (01:31:52):
Where you're gonna make that a T shirt?
Speaker 7 (01:31:54):
When you're gonna go do that? Mate.
Speaker 1 (01:31:58):
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Speaker 2 (00:04):
Y'all know what time, y'all don't know y'all.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
At all at all, So given them back a million
bus buss boozy.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Oh yeah, listening to me?
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Shot Joy?
Speaker 4 (00:45):
Yeah, Joy?
Speaker 5 (00:58):
You know you.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Love turn.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
You gonna turn.
Speaker 6 (01:29):
You got to turn the mouth, turn You probably got
to turn the mouth, turn out the water the mon up.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
Look me come come out.
Speaker 7 (01:59):
You think that? Uh huh, I sure will that. Good
morning everybody. You are listening to the voice, Come on
now dig me one and only Steve Harvey Man oh man,
got a radio show.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
The only way to find your real purpose, your real
mission in life.
Speaker 7 (02:18):
You're real what for? The thing that you got to
go get it get after is you got to connect
with God. You have to connect with him because as
your creator, no one knows better what you were made
for than your maker. I mean not just I mean man,
and you just make a lot of common sense, don't it.
(02:41):
I mean really, you know, people kill me with the
lack of belief. I think that science is very real.
I think that science is very applicable. I think that
science helps us learn so many things. But science ain't everything. Now,
(03:03):
you might as well under that there's some unexplainables that
science can't wrap they mind around. So here they go
with something else, and then you got the nay sayers
who use that, the non believers who use that as
the proof that there is no high calling on how being.
And I listen to me, I don't really into explaining
(03:25):
all that way. If that's how you feel, then gone
and get the feeling how you feeling with it. But
let me explain something to you. I just don't see
how God is really almost unexplainable to me. So really
for me to sit here and try to explain, I'm
really not that good of a guy, you know what
I mean, I'm not that person. So let me try
to give you something real here. Okay, So this we done.
(03:47):
Just had that moment. I had to get that off
my chest.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
I want, I want.
Speaker 7 (03:50):
I want to share something with you about when you
strike out to find your mission, or how about when
you strut on your mission once you discover what your
purpose is, or let's simplify, what happens when you set
(04:11):
a goal.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
And you're ready to strike out on that goal. What
happens when you.
Speaker 7 (04:19):
Set an ambition in front of you or put something
in your sights that you want to attain that, you
want to become successful at what's the mind set that
you have to develop? There are three things you must
first ask, You must then believe, and you must then receive.
(04:44):
Now the received part, all these parts.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Has got a thing to it. You gotta ask. You
just got to ask for it.
Speaker 7 (04:54):
You know you've heard the scripture before, you have not
because you ask not Why don't you ask? But then
after you ask, here's the kick. You got to believe
that it can happen for you. Stop looking at the
success of other people and not thinking that that same
success can happen for you. Then I'm not saying that
(05:15):
Pacific waye specific weight. I'm just saying that a success
can happen for you, just like it can happen for
somebody else. Why do you think it keeps happening to
other people over and over because they ask and they believe.
Now here's the cold part.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Receive it? Oh what you mean? Receive it? I ask
for it. I believe in it. Why would I not
want to receive it?
Speaker 7 (05:40):
Act like it, Act like it's already there, behavior as
though you have it in your hands, Smile about it,
Realize that man, it's just days away, and how many
other days that is.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
If it's days away, it's just days away.
Speaker 7 (06:05):
We don't know if it's gonna happen tomorrow, next week,
in thirty days. We don't know if it's gonna take
a few years. But you got to receive it though.
You gotta ask, You got to believe, and you got
to receive it. You gotta act as though as that
now as another part now to this about work, you
(06:25):
don't please.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Faith with our works is dead.
Speaker 7 (06:28):
Don't think you're gonna just ask for something believing and
then go sit down, start watching TV.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Come on, now, let's get real. Let's not leave out
the other jewel. You got to work.
Speaker 7 (06:38):
But now here hear what I want you to know
about when you strike out on that mission, that the
journey that you strike out on to accomplish a goal
or to set out on the mission, the journey, if
you could understand this, or to help you so much,
the journey is a process. It's not an arrival date.
(07:04):
It's a process. All you're looking to do, folks, is
start the process. Get it started. Don't worry about the
arrival date. Act like it's there. The arrival date is coming.
But here is the beauty of the journey being a process.
(07:29):
But all along the way of your journey you will
find success.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
The whole time you're on the journey, the whole time
you're in the.
Speaker 7 (07:42):
Process of finding your mission, fulfilling your mission, uncovering your dreams,
reaching your goals. The beauty of it is all along
the way you're going to find success on so many levels.
And people fail to look at that part. They keep
thinking of themselves, Man, I ain't there yet, I ain't
(08:05):
you know. It's like when you take a little kid
on a long car tripping there in the back seat.
Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Boy? If
you just look out the window, see where we done being?
Look out the window, look at the mountains, Look at
these trees, look at the views we got. No, we
ain't there yet. But Lord have mercy, look at what
(08:26):
he's showing us along the way. Smell the roses, have
yourself a cup of coffee, chill every now and then,
and see what he's doing for you.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
Because the journey is a process.
Speaker 7 (08:41):
But man, know that in the process of arriving at
your designated gold dream, ambition, or mission. Understand this, that
the journey is a process. But all along the way
you'll find success. That are things that are going to
happen to you along the way, man, that will be
so gratifying and fulfilling. Where the journey is joyful, there
(09:06):
is joy in the journey. You don't have to be
there to appreciate the ride. Appreciate the journey and the process.
Stop getting mad because you ain't at the arrival dat
or your dreams ain't come true yet. Look up, Look up.
You might discover, man, that you're living better. You might
(09:28):
discover that you don't have a million yet, but you'd
have made a quarter of a million. What you tripping
for because you ain't got the million yet? Remember when
you didn't have nothing? Be grateful for the two hundred
and fifty thousand dollars mark, the one hundred thousand dollars mark,
the three hundred and twenty two thousand dollars mark. Don't
you understand, man, you may not be where you wanna be,
(09:49):
But man, can't you thank God that you ain't where
you was?
Speaker 2 (09:53):
How about that?
Speaker 7 (09:54):
One?
Speaker 4 (09:55):
Huh?
Speaker 1 (09:55):
All right here listening easy the Steve Harvey Morning.
Speaker 7 (09:59):
Show, Ladies and gentlemen, it's about to go down now.
How exactly. I haven't decided, but know this down it's
going off. It's popping, is what it's gonna be. So
(10:21):
now that I've come to a conclusion, this is how
I'm gonna start it. Boom boom boom boom boom boom
boom boom boom boom boom boom. It was the third
(10:43):
of September and that's how I decided to start it
because I'm so sick of these people online doing the
intro acting like it's too long. That's how we did
our songs back then. If we wanted a too minute intro,
we did the too minute intro. The fact that you
don't have time speed on through your little new music
(11:06):
do it making these ninety second hits and all this
hell two minutes and twenty two seconds record?
Speaker 5 (11:12):
Who do that?
Speaker 7 (11:13):
You can't even get into the song. We got to
hear him, learn the song, then it's over wi then
after that you'll ask from with the remix. So we're
tired of this. We music loving people learn how to
write a song. Reading songs is so quick because you
ain't got no lyrics. Anybody want to keep saying this? Now,
(11:33):
welcome to the Steve Harvey morning show. This show is
about music, inspiration, uplift, information, humor, humor.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
Me humor, but above all else.
Speaker 7 (11:50):
And that was my form of humor. And now if
you didn't like the humor, understand because it's not funny
to everybody, especially all my kids. Oh, Daddy, you so wrong.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
Shut up, Shut.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
Charles Raggedy, make me say tell me I'm wrong. I'm wrong.
Speaker 7 (12:13):
I got to deserve. I deserve to be right.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
I'm wrong.
Speaker 7 (12:21):
You should have sawt how I felt when they came
in and told me you was coming into this world.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
I'm wrong.
Speaker 7 (12:27):
I should have seen that day.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
Talk about you. Oh, I felt wrong.
Speaker 7 (12:37):
And then for the next rest of your life, I've
had to take care of you. Oh, something looked wrong
with that man. And I'm saying all this because I've
decided I want my children to start taking care of
me right now. And I know when you get it together.
You had plenty of time, having birthdays and everything. It's time. Nah,
(13:00):
take care of me. Pay me back.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
You'll never get it.
Speaker 7 (13:06):
You'll never get it.
Speaker 5 (13:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
My daughter said she's going to buy me a car.
I said, a car. Oh car, you know many cars?
I bought you, young lady.
Speaker 8 (13:17):
A car.
Speaker 7 (13:21):
Ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to Steve Halli Morning Show.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
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Speaker 7 (13:25):
Yeah, all right, man, here we are. I'll feel better.
Speaker 9 (13:30):
It.
Speaker 7 (13:32):
Yeah you did. Blesss DJ Cagy.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
This your boy Chris Broth. Hey, this is Keisha Cole
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four hundred or Globelife radio dot com. It is time
(14:21):
now for the nephew to run that prank back.
Speaker 10 (14:23):
What you got nef e morning. Y'all come to me
around this town. Y'all always want some, y'all always need some.
I always got your hand out, always big just I
can't stand nobody just prank big and prank big.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
What what do you want?
Speaker 9 (14:36):
What is it?
Speaker 2 (14:37):
We prank baby?
Speaker 1 (14:38):
We please baby, baby? Please please put.
Speaker 10 (14:41):
Fue what I give y'all a prank? I give y'all
some listen to give y'all some listen to y'all. Don't
pay no tithes on the prank. None thiss hey, don't
nobody a nobody put no spec but put some speck
on these on these prank put some speck on the.
Speaker 7 (14:53):
I don't know.
Speaker 10 (14:53):
I don't know, y'all, don't do birdman like that birdman
tell you put some speck on you put back on it?
Speaker 2 (14:57):
Don't you thank you?
Speaker 9 (14:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (14:59):
What's your price different? Okay?
Speaker 2 (15:02):
Okay, you know what I.
Speaker 5 (15:05):
Did?
Speaker 10 (15:05):
I give my other tattoo. When I give another tattoo, Okay,
y'all gonna put some spec on it? No, no, no,
let's get this clear, very man, I do I mean
no disrespect. I'm no no. The prank is my daddy's boat.
My dad is boat cat dog, get your hood. Hello,
(15:28):
I'm trying to reach mister Wilson. Please, mister Wilson, how
are you today?
Speaker 5 (15:34):
Who is it?
Speaker 2 (15:35):
My name is Williams.
Speaker 10 (15:38):
Well, listen, we've been getting a few complaints or about
some things on your property there. Uh. Actually, I'm with
the homeowners Association. Wanted to reach out and give you
a call today.
Speaker 5 (15:51):
Oh how you doing pretty good?
Speaker 10 (15:54):
Listen, got a few things I kind of wanted to
discuss with you here that seemed to be, uh, a
problem that's taking place in the neighborhood there. It's been
brought to our attention down here at headquarters that you
have a few things on your property that are are
not functioning that really shouldn't be on the property.
Speaker 9 (16:13):
Uh.
Speaker 10 (16:14):
You have two cars supposedly in your driveway that are
not being used, been sitting there.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
For quite some time.
Speaker 5 (16:19):
But yeah, one of them I'm currently working on. I'm
almost I should haven't repaired. I'm just waiting on get
waiting to get a little extra money to get to
take care of the other car is just functioned and
I just don't drive. But I have more than one car.
Speaker 7 (16:31):
Okay.
Speaker 10 (16:32):
Now, you you also have a a a camper that
seems to be has been there for at least eight
months now, that's that's sitting there.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
Is that correct as well?
Speaker 10 (16:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (16:42):
Yeah, I'm working on getting some storage for that, but
it ain't really been there eight months, just maybe around
about six seven.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
And uh, you know, I'm looking at our past records
and stuff.
Speaker 10 (16:55):
It seems like there was a complaint before about the
you know, keep in the yard pretty cut and all
of that kind of stuff. And I'm just looking at
past complaints that I have here. Now the biggest one
that I have that that's concerning your property, sir, is
supposedly in your backyard. Now there's you have an old
(17:15):
boat that's in your backyard.
Speaker 5 (17:18):
Yeah, yeah, but I don't see that both bothering nobody.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
Well, well, I mean it's it's kind of a sore
eye for the people.
Speaker 10 (17:25):
I think you guys backyards actually bump up against each other,
and you guys have a chain link fence between the
two of you all, and I think the boat is
must be just a sore eye for the family that's
behind you all.
Speaker 5 (17:37):
Well, you know, I don't see myself getting rid of
that boat, so I gotta cover all of everybody else
got a boat. I don't see what the problem is.
Speaker 10 (17:46):
Well, Okay, here's what's actually happening, mister Wilson. What's going
to take place? Is this now we're gonna give you
a fourteen day extension. Fourteen days actually to move a
car that is not functioning, the camper as well, and
definitely the boat.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
We need. We're gonna need those three items.
Speaker 5 (18:06):
We'll get such. I ain't got nowhere to move the boat.
I just told you I was working on so well
for storage here, I'm a storage coach. Then the boat, now, Kevin,
I'll get that take care of. But the boat.
Speaker 4 (18:16):
The boat.
Speaker 5 (18:17):
The boat my daddy gave me, and my.
Speaker 4 (18:18):
Daddy gave me that.
Speaker 5 (18:19):
That's that's the only thing my daddy gave me before
he died.
Speaker 4 (18:22):
Man.
Speaker 5 (18:22):
Now, I'm not moving that boat nowhere. The boat won't
just fine. If I take you down into the water,
it'll work.
Speaker 10 (18:28):
Sir, And I understand it wholeheartedly. You know, I'm basically
I'm just a messenger I have. I'm gonna have to
get the non functioning car that's not working properly. I'm
gonna have to get that out within a two week notice,
as well as the camper, and definitely the boat.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
Now, I gotta get that out. That's gotta be gone.
Speaker 5 (18:46):
I'll tell you what I ain't moving thing. I'll tell you, well,
what you're gonna.
Speaker 10 (18:49):
Do, sir, you gotta either move the boat. I'm gonna
have somebody come over and haul all of these things away.
Speaker 5 (18:55):
Well, i'll tell you what. I got thirteen breasons why
you won't go over step boat, and I got two
more for two times thirteen twenty six. I got thirteen,
and then I got another twenty six added on to that.
Why you won't bring them before we to touch my
daddy boat because my daddy gave me the boat out
be interview. You know, I'm tired of you with me.
(19:16):
It's a cross street, ain't we're gonna reporting because.
Speaker 7 (19:19):
It was, sir.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
I'm not at liberty to give you the who's reporting
car my ball?
Speaker 5 (19:23):
So you're at liberally give me something because I know
down the street at this boat, you know, eight months
it ain't nobody said sing to it. So why the
hell y'all mean about had a vote in the backyard
that my daddy gave me?
Speaker 4 (19:34):
Sir.
Speaker 10 (19:34):
The language is not necessary, sir. The bottom line is
I want the camper out, I want the vote out,
and I want the car that's not functioning moved within
two weeks on towing it out.
Speaker 5 (19:46):
I tell you what I give you a personal invitation
to come over here. Put the boat, the camper, and
the car, and I I will beat you like that's one'll.
Speaker 7 (19:57):
Beat you, sir.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
Wow, I'm gonna allow one car to stay.
Speaker 10 (20:01):
I just want to make sure that you know that
I've given you the statement over the phone, letting you
know that what what has taken place.
Speaker 5 (20:07):
Here in the statements, will take it. But I ain't
moved my daddy boat.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
You're gonna move your dad's stinking boat.
Speaker 5 (20:18):
Bring this long, bring somebody, sir, trust.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
Me, trust me.
Speaker 10 (20:21):
If we come there, we're definitely gonna be bringing authorities
with us.
Speaker 5 (20:24):
What my money will go to jail because I love
my daddy. Ain't now I want you gonna touch my
daddys boat.
Speaker 4 (20:29):
That's the only he left me.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
I got one more thing I need to say to you,
sir about this in my situation. Excuse me.
Speaker 10 (20:37):
All I have to say is this, This is nephew
Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got
pranked by your brother.
Speaker 5 (20:52):
Manta got my blood pressure up. I got to pull
up take my blood pressure all right?
Speaker 7 (20:58):
Man?
Speaker 10 (20:59):
Did your brother tell he said, Man, he'd be going
Eddie with the homeown associated he said, Man, just call
him and tell him he got to move all this till,
he said, but most of all, tell him y'all gonna
haul off that boat.
Speaker 2 (21:11):
He said, he'd kill you to having that dog on boat.
Speaker 6 (21:15):
That they do that.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
You know, I got one more question for you, though, Baby,
Tell me this.
Speaker 10 (21:20):
What is the baddest radio show in the land, The
Steve Morning Show?
Speaker 1 (21:27):
All right, thank you, NEV. Coming up next, ask the
COLO or Chief Love Officer. Steve Harvey is in the
building right after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey
Morning Show. You've heard us talk about the benefits of
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(21:48):
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(22:09):
or Globelife Radio dot com. It is time to ask
the CLO, Chief Love Officer Steve Harvey in the building.
Speaker 7 (22:18):
Here we go.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
Rodney in Spartanburg writes, I'm involved with a mysterious woman.
She won't tell me where she lives, and when her
phone rings, she goes away from me to take the call.
I pick her up from work when we go out,
and she's met all my friends, but I've only met
a few of her coworkers. It's been four months, So
why is she so reserved?
Speaker 7 (22:39):
Will Rodney a couple of things. Either she has no
plans for you in the future, or is she shame you?
Speaker 8 (22:49):
That's it.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
Those are his choices.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
I mean, what else could it be? She has no
plans for you in the future, or she shame.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
What she can be just taking it easy, taking a
slow get to know him all. That couldn't be that.
Speaker 7 (23:05):
Well, then she has no plans for him? Yeah, that's
all it is. It's foremost Come on, shall as it
is to find a good man out here? You find
one and now you don't want hi round nobody. Come on,
Let's stop this. Let's stop this right here? Who playing
this circus trict? Right here?
Speaker 1 (23:23):
He has been a few of her co workers, see.
Speaker 7 (23:26):
Just coworkers. That's because he got to go down there
to pick her up. Yeah, he can't come by the
house this mysterious woman.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
She married.
Speaker 7 (23:37):
All right, hey, Rodney, it's time for you to take
a self check, partner. Really, you need to look at
yourself real close and just make some ignisis. It'll help you, man,
It'll just help you in your life, in your future riding.
Just be real with yourself.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
All right, Here we go, moving on to my Issha
and Tempe. My Issha says, I'm twenty nine years old
and I'm engaged. My fiance was DM and a woman
that's eleven years older than me, and she told him
that he should experience an older woman before he gets married.
And he said, all right, bet, he swears that he
has no intentions of having sex with her, doesn't all right,
(24:12):
bet mean that he wants to do it?
Speaker 7 (24:16):
Well, usually when I say bet okay, it's because I
know something fing to pop off. Bet. Bet, I bet
I'm coming over there. I bet you won't bet uh huh. Yeah,
that's what it means. Yeah, But if he said it's
no intention, then you have to find a way in
(24:37):
your world to believe that. But what is the DM's
fault exactly? Oh lord? These people with just social media, man,
what y'all doing I bet, I bet, yeah, she's.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
Eleven years older. That's a good way to say. No, ye, creative,
create idea. All right, So you think he's gonna he's
gonna do it with the older woman.
Speaker 7 (25:11):
Well, she told him, you need to experience an older woman,
he said. Bet I felt that way when I was
young too. I felt I should experience an older woman.
Everybody feels that way.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
To get the experience.
Speaker 7 (25:23):
Yeah, uh huh. Then when you get older, you're older,
you think you should experience a younger woman. You're always
lying to yourself. A man is constantly alive with hisself.
Speaker 1 (25:43):
All right, here we go, moving on to Alexis in Harlem.
Alexis writes, my five year old daughter grabbed my faith
and pressed her tiny little lips on mine and moans.
I asked her what she was doing, and she said
her daddy kissed her aunt my sister like that. My
husband called our child a liar. Who's really yeah lying?
Speaker 2 (26:08):
Hell yeah, yeah, that little baby lying? Yeah, baby, Well.
Speaker 7 (26:17):
Yeah, that little baby that busted is.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
The baby got to be home?
Speaker 7 (26:25):
Who look at that? From where daddy kills Auntie? What
you baby? She lying?
Speaker 1 (26:35):
That's what he said. What her husband said, his child.
Speaker 7 (26:39):
Yeah, hell yeah, he got to say that.
Speaker 1 (26:42):
Wow, that's amazing.
Speaker 7 (26:47):
Where you get that from daddy when he kills Auntie?
All right, now she's gonna get a whooping.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
Put out that child.
Speaker 1 (26:59):
Beat your hands. No, I can't.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
Spankle for that. No, you can't spank your child because you.
Speaker 1 (27:07):
Stupid, right right right.
Speaker 5 (27:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (27:17):
It's like when I was cussing around my grandson and
I wasn't supposed to it.
Speaker 4 (27:20):
Uh.
Speaker 7 (27:21):
He was in the high chair and Marjorie came in
the room and he said, papau mofo. What I looked
at him. I said, black, uncle Tom, what is your
you're telling his song? But I was on the phone
talking to one of my boys, and he heard me cussing,
and he was just eating his little crackers. And when
(27:42):
Marjorie came in the room, she said, he said, Papa mofo,
but he couldn't say it. But he's trying to say
Papa said mother, and you know, but all he got
out was mofo. So that's when I realized he was
uncle Tom and I had to stopped taking.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
Him place you didn't so he's lying.
Speaker 4 (28:02):
No.
Speaker 7 (28:02):
I just looked at him and tried to get it,
She says, Steve, Steve, where did he get that front?
Speaker 2 (28:07):
How you know?
Speaker 4 (28:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (28:17):
At all?
Speaker 4 (28:19):
All right?
Speaker 1 (28:20):
Moving on to last one, Steve Sonya in Texas. Sonya says,
I'm married to a man that has a grooming schedule
better than mine. And when he told me he couldn't
move a box in the garage because he might damage
his nails, I used an app on my phone to
get two guys to help me clean the garage. My
husband didn't approve. But what am I supposed to do
(28:42):
if he's lacking off?
Speaker 7 (28:44):
This is this is her husband?
Speaker 1 (28:48):
Huh yeah, yeah, yeah, you married you married him.
Speaker 7 (28:52):
He can't move a box because it'll mess up his nails.
Speaker 1 (28:55):
It's manicure.
Speaker 7 (28:56):
Yeah no, that's all that's that's that's what you call ten.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
But he ain't got no gloves. No, no, I'll get it.
Speaker 7 (29:03):
What it is. It's called tendencies. You can't tell your
wife you can't move a box in the garage because
it'll mess up your nails. He sure can't particu you.
Speaker 1 (29:12):
And what do you mean by that's true?
Speaker 7 (29:16):
Tendencies? He has tendencies, that's all that is. He has
tendencies that may not be pertaining to being just a
full time hud.
Speaker 2 (29:26):
Need no explanation. Everybody know the hell tendencies?
Speaker 7 (29:30):
Do they?
Speaker 2 (29:30):
Okay, yeah, do they?
Speaker 7 (29:32):
Yes, they do. I'm just making sure he got tendencies. Okay,
all right, he coming up shop. All right, he's standing
in on the.
Speaker 1 (29:41):
Thank you Colo. He playing in the water tendencies to
close out this segment right here, Thank you, Coelo.
Speaker 7 (29:51):
It's Steve Harbin Martin show Man. Men that wear thongs
don't pay money back. We men do not pay money back.
I don't know, it's just a rule. I don't know
where the rule came from anybody. I know where a
throne don't pay money back. And men who wear thrones
(30:12):
that think they sexy, it's usually not thall and don't
even go in the same You can't have a thong
on and all they see is the love V in
the front coming up right after you.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
You're listening Steve Hardy Morning Show. According to a new
Planet Fitness study, women actually prefer the dad bod over
six pack abs.
Speaker 7 (30:45):
All right, thank god for that.
Speaker 1 (30:47):
I know You're welcome, guys, your business.
Speaker 7 (30:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (30:52):
The results of the Planet Fitness study suggest that women
are still being driven wild by a bit of extra
pudge of the survey recently revealed that, contrary to what
you might have believed, women do actually prefer a man
with a little bit of belly on them. Okay, man,
but that begs the question, Yeah, is this a double
(31:15):
standard though, because because do men prefer a woman with
a little belly with a mom bot? So you don't
care as.
Speaker 7 (31:26):
Long as you ain't what was that, as long as
you ain't prey.
Speaker 2 (31:41):
For me.
Speaker 7 (31:44):
I've got no problem with mom bod. I don't. I
don't you know, I don't you know, especially you know
mom bob. Women have babies, their body's gonna change. Well,
that's all the way back.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
Yeah, that's good. That's good to hear, because you know,
there's so much pressure on women on their physical larynces
and you know, their bodies and all of that. It
ain't met us to be so perfect.
Speaker 7 (32:07):
But yeah, I'm telling you, man, my wife's hairdresser was
at the house one time. Her husband dropped him off.
Real big guy man, I'm talking about, really really overweight,
nice guy man. I liked him and his wife. His
wife used to do my wife's here and she cut
her hair. You know, she was a stylist. She cut
into her hair, little Halleyberry cut, and she was over
(32:29):
the house kind of quiet one day, and Martie said
it's wrong. She said, it's in't here arguing with this food.
And she said, my husband, you know, he saw my head.
Speaker 2 (32:39):
He ain't like it.
Speaker 7 (32:40):
He come talking about he like long hair. I told him, Hell,
I like muscles.
Speaker 5 (32:47):
What we like.
Speaker 2 (32:49):
But we got over there. She said, well I like muscles.
But we got each other though.
Speaker 7 (32:55):
But you like long hair. She said, hell, I like muscles.
Speaker 1 (33:03):
Shut it down.
Speaker 2 (33:04):
Yeah, but is it?
Speaker 7 (33:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (33:08):
I thought it would be more of a double standard
because I know men are so visual.
Speaker 7 (33:13):
I don't care woman has a six Would you say what?
I don't care that woman has a six pack? What
is that going to do?
Speaker 2 (33:20):
It's nice to look at it, but you know a
requirement six and my two that don't end. Yes, what
is that?
Speaker 1 (33:34):
But if you lookator, if you look.
Speaker 11 (33:36):
At your man, then you see him. Then I have
no right to demand about it if I can't provide me.
Speaker 1 (33:43):
Okay, okay, now that was profound.
Speaker 2 (33:48):
Yeah, it really did it?
Speaker 7 (33:49):
Really? Yeah? You mean somebody to be something you not?
Speaker 1 (33:52):
Yeah, A lot of guys as progressive as you guys you.
Speaker 7 (33:56):
Know, don't matter, but they can be non progressive. They'll
be over there by theyself somewhere, Yeah, exactly, Or you
mess around to get some dumb woman with a six pack.
Now what you what?
Speaker 2 (34:10):
What did you say?
Speaker 7 (34:12):
Said?
Speaker 4 (34:12):
Us?
Speaker 6 (34:12):
Three?
Speaker 2 (34:13):
Is not that half? So we can't y'all two?
Speaker 4 (34:16):
Not that.
Speaker 2 (34:18):
Trio Tommy? Hey, no, hell cute with a two pack? Okay,
with a two pack?
Speaker 7 (34:30):
Unattractive as you want to be with a two I mean,
I mean, and le Tommy, can I tell you something?
At times shockingly not attractive? Yeah, I've caught him on
some angles. I've seen him from some different.
Speaker 1 (34:49):
But you can't cond some of that. Steve Tommy feel
that way about himself.
Speaker 7 (34:53):
That's because he looking out through one set of eyes. Here,
come out here and look at him through these. There's
a lot wrong with you, tom for you to be
tell me you know how much stuff about the aligned?
Speaker 1 (35:06):
Well you know what you.
Speaker 12 (35:09):
Need, moon, you need I there's some sexy on me somewhere. Okay, where, Well,
go ahead, we got we all here.
Speaker 1 (35:24):
I think it's for the guys to determine where another
guy is sexy.
Speaker 2 (35:28):
No, no, no, no no, But he says sexy on
me somewhere, where is it tom.
Speaker 1 (35:34):
To tell him?
Speaker 2 (35:35):
Yeah, the ladies, No ladies, now, don't you go first?
Speaker 7 (35:41):
You go for hell.
Speaker 1 (35:44):
No, no, seriously, Tommy, I've always thought this about you.
Speaker 2 (35:47):
Really, yeah, you have you.
Speaker 1 (35:50):
Have nice hands, your hands, nice chances. Well, I mean
they're they're a little bit. They're nice though they're always
you know, man cured and everything.
Speaker 2 (36:01):
Hell yeah, yeah, but that still don't make it cute.
Ezra's hands is pretty. Son, he's six months old, He said,
what is that?
Speaker 7 (36:15):
What is hands?
Speaker 2 (36:16):
Don't have to make what is his hand? You thought, man,
that's all you got is cute at hands.
Speaker 1 (36:19):
Women like a man with nice nd hate cute.
Speaker 7 (36:23):
Hell no, he got nice hands, Junior. She tried to
give him something, And I'm gonna be ugly with your
Tommy is sexy calling? What on Tommy is?
Speaker 2 (36:35):
She's finnah?
Speaker 7 (36:35):
Do there we go?
Speaker 1 (36:38):
Let me see stand up.
Speaker 7 (36:41):
Up?
Speaker 2 (36:42):
Oh I'm not, wasn't I'm up? Now?
Speaker 13 (36:45):
Okay, okay, okay, let me let.
Speaker 1 (36:47):
Me scoop back.
Speaker 2 (36:47):
You don't see nothing sex over here? Turn around?
Speaker 1 (36:50):
Boy, you need a car to.
Speaker 2 (36:51):
Be sexy like you're like a row Roy.
Speaker 7 (36:54):
You got nice heels.
Speaker 1 (36:56):
I got nothing.
Speaker 2 (36:57):
I got nothing.
Speaker 1 (36:58):
I'm precious.
Speaker 2 (37:01):
Time for real time. I'm gonna get you got some
n You got nice heels.
Speaker 4 (37:06):
It's a.
Speaker 1 (37:08):
Tale heel.
Speaker 2 (37:09):
Nice people don't even see my heels like shield on.
Speaker 1 (37:12):
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(37:59):
time now for wood you rather? Would you rather take
care of your friend's baby or your friend's dog?
Speaker 7 (38:09):
Give me that dog, give me that dog?
Speaker 10 (38:11):
Man. Yeah, I got that dog. I ain't got that
I ain't got this rock that dog. I ain't got
the birthday dog.
Speaker 7 (38:17):
Yeah, and your dog can't tell on me, So give
me the dog because i'm little studying your dog.
Speaker 11 (38:24):
I'm gonna let this go, baby, beat forgot your baby.
You be looking for your both dog. At least I
can feed the dog and then the dog will do
what you got to do.
Speaker 7 (38:35):
Well, I'm gonna tell you right now, I'm not going
I'm going to forget your dog.
Speaker 10 (38:41):
Yeah, but will you at least will you at least
feed the dog?
Speaker 2 (38:47):
Will you at least do that?
Speaker 7 (38:48):
Oh? Yeah, yeah, I don't abuse animals at all.
Speaker 2 (38:53):
I'm gonna get to feed that baby.
Speaker 7 (38:54):
I don't know. I am okay the dog and you
fall in the swimming pool. You need to get dog pedaling.
Speaker 2 (39:05):
They don't know they can pedal till they get in there.
They don't know they can do what they get in it.
Speaker 1 (39:09):
We're moving on. Would you rather the painful truth? The
painful truth? Or would you rather a comforting lie?
Speaker 2 (39:19):
God, Yeah, I'm gonna take that.
Speaker 7 (39:21):
Lie me. I'm always for the comforting lie where you
need it. You don't want to know the truth, Lie
on me, man, Yeah, a good comforting lie. I appreciate
that effort. What do you want to you know?
Speaker 2 (39:36):
All three comedians on this show.
Speaker 1 (39:38):
We cool with lie, We cool with I've another truth?
Speaker 14 (39:42):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (39:43):
So truth, if you can really lie to me and
make me feel good about it, I.
Speaker 13 (39:50):
Won't the lie.
Speaker 7 (39:51):
Oh I'm gonna figure something. Ow, don't worry about that. Wow.
Speaker 2 (39:57):
But the fact that you tried, see lied, lets me
know you try.
Speaker 7 (40:03):
The pain for truth. Let's let's delay that pain as
long as.
Speaker 1 (40:07):
Post hear it and get it over with, all right?
Speaker 10 (40:12):
All right?
Speaker 1 (40:13):
Would you rather a dirty kitchen or a dirty bathroom?
Speaker 4 (40:18):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (40:19):
God, I don't want one of you girls.
Speaker 11 (40:21):
No, I'll take a dirty kitchen, dirty kitchen, yees, a
dirty bathroom.
Speaker 10 (40:27):
Because the kitchen let me know you put your effort in.
But that bathroom you is nasty.
Speaker 15 (40:34):
I'm so funny about bathroom. Yes, Junior, Yeah, yeah, we
were going with the kitchen, all right.
Speaker 1 (40:49):
Would you rather have massive success by accident or modest
success on purpose?
Speaker 16 (40:56):
A massive accidental success, massive mass?
Speaker 2 (41:05):
We want to I want abundance.
Speaker 1 (41:09):
Hey, what's up, everybody? This is your girl Candy, this
is Anthony Anderson, this is Janet.
Speaker 2 (41:14):
And you can't get no sleep when you're listening to
Steve Carlos, Shirley and nephew Tommy on the Steve Harvey
Morning Show.
Speaker 1 (41:21):
You're listening Steve Hardy Morning Show.
Speaker 2 (41:29):
All right, here we go.
Speaker 1 (41:30):
It's time to check Steve's voicemail. And if you want
to leave a voicemail for Steve, all you have to
do is call eight seven seven twenty nine Steve and
you might hear your message on the radio. Steve, Are
you ready? Here is Will. This caller needs some relationship advice.
Speaker 14 (41:45):
I want to see. My name is Will, and I'm
in a relationship with my fiance. But see, sha't be
trusting what I be thinking it Well, trust the faith
that I'm telling her when you start working. And I'm
sitting at her job overnight, been during the daytime, and
I'm giving her everything.
Speaker 5 (42:03):
But she wants to walk away because.
Speaker 7 (42:06):
Of pass and everything that she had fenced. And guess what.
Speaker 14 (42:10):
See, I did some to hurt her in the beginning,
but I changed my fit and I became a different man.
Speaker 9 (42:16):
Seed.
Speaker 5 (42:16):
So see, I need to Steve much good thing, A
good man.
Speaker 7 (42:21):
Thank you? Yeah, she will.
Speaker 10 (42:23):
I don't.
Speaker 7 (42:23):
I don't. I don't doubt that you're a good man.
But you said something. You said I did some things
to hurt her at the beginning. This is what I
had to learn. And this is what I've been telling
people lately. You can't hurt somebody in then and tell
them how to heal. Wow, it doesn't work.
Speaker 2 (42:45):
Say that again.
Speaker 7 (42:45):
Say that and you can't hurt somebody and then tell
them how to heal. You can't. You see, you can't
do both, bro. So now you got to allow her
to process at however she gon process. And that's the cost, man.
That's the problem that when we do something there's a cost.
Now it's not a forever cost. And this is why
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I don't like about people. You know, people take a
mistake you made in the past, and every time they
see something happen to you, that's calm. And remember when
he did this. You are not the person who passes
out calm and you ain't give a matter of fact,
most people use word calm or use it too loosely.
It's you just enter the next phase of the life.
You're gonna continue to make mistakes. So look, bro, you
(43:28):
made a mistake. I bet you are a good man,
but you got to do a little groppling, man, if
you want to keep her.
Speaker 1 (43:33):
So you know that's right, all right?
Speaker 2 (43:36):
Moving on?
Speaker 1 (43:36):
This color is from England. Has a correction for you, Steve.
Speaker 17 (43:40):
I amc stieve mooning now are you I quick on?
Speaker 1 (43:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 17 (43:46):
I needed to correct some English the let's say on
the air, and I believe uh.
Speaker 8 (43:55):
Schools in America these days say the same thing like
you is, there's nothing like you is you are uh,
and some couple of others. I'm sure when I am
I remember them.
Speaker 17 (44:12):
I'll call you back and listen to your registration all
the time. You are a wonderful a horrible father, a
friend and.
Speaker 1 (44:21):
Uncle and a boss.
Speaker 17 (44:24):
Kicking up the sky is just the beginning. Have a
lovely day in my lost to Uncle Junior and the
rest of your crew. Have a wonderful blessed eye.
Speaker 1 (44:36):
Bye.
Speaker 7 (44:37):
Hey lady from England. Really do appreciate your listening everywhere,
especially if you're listening from over there in England and everything.
Don't call here corrected me about nor England, about England
or English? You understand? Did you send up? You're talking
about that? Ain't no you is?
Speaker 2 (44:53):
How can it not be a you is? When that's
what I said?
Speaker 7 (44:58):
See, you can't, you can't. You can't te what I said.
Didn't tell me that whatever, that's no such thing as
you is? You is incorrect. It's what you are and
now and then and then let me tell you and
then you say you are a wonderful person. And once
again I'm is. See you see what I'm saying. So
don't call him with your little English lessons. Beautiful accent, lady,
(45:20):
love that you called and everything. Really appreciate your listening.
But if you find the call here with English corrections,
you're not gonna be able to enjoy the show.
Speaker 1 (45:29):
Yeah, because I have tried.
Speaker 2 (45:30):
I have tried.
Speaker 7 (45:32):
I have tried, so ma'am from England, you know. Please
thank you for that, but do not waste your time
leaving these types of messages for me, because I really
don't care about a nunn of this here or that
there that you're talking about. Whoa is you clear on
(45:55):
that down.
Speaker 1 (45:58):
Because I'm is. She's dialing right now English right there,
she's dialing all right? Uh, coming up next today's prank
phone call from the nephew right after this lo here,
I'm ske Yo. This is Jamie Fox, This is Kim Whitley.
You already know what it is. Measurement she go bean
And you are now listening to the Steve Harvey Morning
(46:20):
Show you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Coming
up at the top of the hour, right about four
minutes after, it's my Strawberry letter for today, and the
subject is I just can't do this. We'll get into
that find out what that's all about. Right after the
nephew does the prank phone call and he's here just
(46:42):
for that. Nephew, what you got this one here?
Speaker 2 (46:45):
Is one of your twins is mine? One of your twins?
Speaker 13 (46:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (46:50):
Yeah, surely it's possible.
Speaker 1 (46:53):
Okay, found out? We found out recently?
Speaker 2 (46:56):
Yeah recently? Yeah, seven?
Speaker 3 (46:58):
Yeah, last.
Speaker 1 (47:00):
Last, Yeah, and see what that means?
Speaker 7 (47:03):
What does it?
Speaker 2 (47:04):
Tommy is ahead of his time? You see what I'm saying?
Speaker 13 (47:08):
Okay, prank call rip from the headlines like, yeah, yes.
Speaker 2 (47:15):
One of your twins is mine? Cat dog?
Speaker 4 (47:18):
If you would hello, I'm trying to reach Tony. Yeah,
this is Tony Tony. What's going on? Man? Bro? My
name is Kendrick. Man, I'm trying to reach out to you.
You are you the Tony that used to used to
date man? What about it?
Speaker 1 (47:35):
Man?
Speaker 4 (47:35):
I was trying to reach out to you. Who you say?
Speaker 8 (47:38):
This is again?
Speaker 4 (47:39):
My name Kendrick, Kendrick, I got I got I got
a little problem, bro. Hopefully we can work this out.
Speaker 5 (47:45):
MANO.
Speaker 4 (47:46):
Man, I ain't got nothing to do with no no more. Man,
that's the past. So't they don't even call me about her? Man?
That just you know, I don't want to hear.
Speaker 5 (47:56):
Do you w in?
Speaker 4 (47:57):
Do you win you? Do you all have kids?
Speaker 8 (47:59):
That ever?
Speaker 4 (48:01):
What do you all have?
Speaker 5 (48:02):
Do you have?
Speaker 4 (48:03):
Do you all have children together? Yeah? I got kids
and keep Man, how you get my number? Man said, yeah,
have you give my number? Hey, Bro, I ain't trying
to have no beef with you, man, it ain't. It
ain't nothing like that. I'm just do y'all. Do you
have a set of twins?
Speaker 9 (48:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (48:19):
Man, we got a set of twins? Man, But waiting,
hold on, don why are you calling me? Man? Whatever?
You indeed, Man, that's you know, but what you're asking
me about my my kids?
Speaker 9 (48:28):
Fuck?
Speaker 4 (48:29):
Man? Okay, bro, it is I mean, I don't even
know how to break this on you, but I'm just
gonna just put it out there.
Speaker 7 (48:35):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (48:35):
Just just hit me out, man, just hit me out.
It's been brought to my attention that there is a
strong possibility that one of the twins is mine. Oh
you crazy? The man, who you say you in a bead? Man?
This Kendrick Man. Man, look, man, I'm calling my hostitism Man,
how twin gonna be yours?
Speaker 13 (48:57):
Man?
Speaker 4 (48:57):
Ain't my twins?
Speaker 14 (48:58):
Man?
Speaker 4 (48:58):
Hey, man, I found out and I thought I thought
the same thing you thought, Tony. I was like, okay, man,
that doesn't even biologically possible, That's what I thought. But
I found out that two seeds that actually join together
create twins, and each one of them could have a
different daddy. I'm finding this out for the first for
first hand myself. Oh well, we ain't found man. Man.
(49:20):
Whatever now I'm telling you, dog man, the kids is lyne.
Speaker 5 (49:25):
Man.
Speaker 4 (49:25):
Hey, you ain't got nothing to do with this, dog.
You ain't got nothing to do with this.
Speaker 1 (49:29):
Man.
Speaker 4 (49:30):
Hey, listen, man, all I'm trying to do is get
to the bottom or something. Let me let me, let
me let me know when you listen to me, let
me ask you your set of twins. Are they are they?
I mean, are they the same shade of color? Are
they different shades? I mean, I'm just asking. I'm never look, dog,
let me tell you something, man. I want you to
get this through your head right now. Man, whatever you
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got that's on y'all. Man, this ain't got nothing to
do with my twins. Man, ain't got nothing to do
with my twins. Man, one of them dog skin? When
them light skinned? Right there? Right there? Man? What right there? What? Okay?
Let me ask you what shade of color you are?
You dark killing and light skin and I'm dark skinned. Man,
I'm light skinned.
Speaker 5 (50:10):
Man.
Speaker 4 (50:10):
You know the light skinned twin must be mine? You
know what, Man, I'm not even continue this conversation no more.
I'm gonna just tell you something. Dogs, you don't know
who you're with, cousin, I will you up. You understand that, dog? Man, Listen,
I just found out that this this is a fruit
accident that is possible to happen. You understand that you're
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talking about my kids, man, and I understand the passion
that you have for your children. Man. I ain't you
wanted the kid calling what? Don't eat? No talking about
my kids and shows man, one of the twins is mine? Man,
I ain't no man, Look man, look dog, I tell
you what. Man, I'm gonna let you make it.
Speaker 1 (50:50):
Dog.
Speaker 4 (50:51):
You know what, because don't call here no more.
Speaker 13 (50:53):
Man.
Speaker 4 (50:54):
Whatever you and we're doing, that's what you're in that
crazy it's doing so she with your old phase. Is stupid?
You stupid enough to call here talking about one of
the kids here, I guess you told you that. Stupid
Huh Now, dog, don't call me no more. Man, Okay, Tony, listen,
were you consider I mean I got up head appointment
tomorrow at the doctor, which you consider bringing the kids
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and we can see which one is yours and which
one you are? Right, Man, that's what's up with you. Doctor.
I ain't meet your neck well, dog, that's what I'm
talking about.
Speaker 9 (51:25):
Man.
Speaker 4 (51:25):
I'll tell you what, dog, I'll meet you man the man. Man, Man,
the man, me and you dog. Man the man. I'm
gonna kick your when you got to fight, Tony. I
just want you to give me my child. Man, I'm
gonna give you I got my little to be a
slugger that You're stupid. That's what you is.
Speaker 13 (51:43):
Man.
Speaker 4 (51:43):
You're an ignorant man calling me Sunday morning talking about
my kids. It's your kids, man, that that can't happening.
Speaker 1 (51:51):
Man.
Speaker 4 (51:51):
I understand the man, but it's a fluke accident and
now you're trying to deprive me a man having a
relationship with my child. Man, I've been raising these kids
for god years by my lf man, I get him up.
I take them to ballet man, I take them to
little You understand me, man, dog Man, Tony, I understand it. Dog.
It was heartbreaking the meat too. Tony. Tell you what man,
(52:13):
I'm gonna get out from and uh I want chew man.
I want you to never ever call my Don't call
me with no ignorant like this. What you say your
name is? What? What? What? What's your name again? Doctor?
My name, my name Kendrick. Man. Listen, listen, Tony, I'm
gonna find your dog. You understand that. Dog. We're gonna
(52:34):
settle this with you. Understand you with dog.
Speaker 5 (52:37):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (52:38):
But Tony, I got one more thing I want to
say to you, okay, and you ain't got to say
to me now. Only let me say one more thing
to you man, man walk man, hold on now, baby now,
baby daddy? All right, man, Yeah, y'all gonna play. I'll
be I'll be out there in a minute.
Speaker 6 (52:52):
Man.
Speaker 4 (52:53):
See dog man, you ain't got everybody around here a
man curse like it's around my kids. Man, ok John,
say one more thing to your man. All right, man,
say what you want to say. Don't call here no more. Man, Tony,
This his nephew Tommy from the Steel Harvey morn the show.
You just got pranked by your homeboy. Oh man, you
(53:17):
know what?
Speaker 9 (53:18):
Tell me?
Speaker 4 (53:18):
Man, Man, that's a.
Speaker 5 (53:23):
Man.
Speaker 4 (53:23):
You know what, dog Man, you was really about to
get chilled? What man? Man, you can't be putting everybody
about their kids nowadays? No man, oh man, Okay, okay,
you and man? That all right? All right? I tell
you what, man, don't don't even tell you did it? Man,
because say we meet we meeting later tonight. I got
some poison. Many. Hey, nephew, Tommy, you do with one favor? Man?
Speaker 7 (53:48):
Was that?
Speaker 4 (53:48):
Watch the Tilor Clark News tonight? Man? You go what
mucky on there? Man? Watch dog? I can't believe it? Man,
oh man, all right, hey, I gotta ask you, man,
what is the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio
show in the land, oh man, The Steve Harvid Morning Show.
Speaker 5 (54:11):
Man.
Speaker 4 (54:11):
I listen every morning. Man, I can't believe y'all got me.
Speaker 7 (54:14):
Man, Man, I don't think.
Speaker 10 (54:18):
I really don't think nobody out there is as ignorant
stupid as I am one of yours.
Speaker 1 (54:23):
Hey, look, you're right about that I'm in total agreement
with you, as you should.
Speaker 2 (54:30):
As you should.
Speaker 1 (54:31):
No one is as stupid as you, no one, and.
Speaker 10 (54:36):
Stupid is getting ready to grab that microphone once again.
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Speaker 2 (55:27):
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Speaker 1 (55:29):
Oh yeah, oh yes, yeah, that isn't all white affair.
All right, nephew, thank you. Coming up next Strawberry letter
subject I just can't do this. We'll get into that
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Speaker 2 (56:44):
Bucket up and hold on tight. We got it for you.
Here it is Strawberry Letter.
Speaker 1 (56:48):
Subject. I just can't do this, Dear Stephen Shirley. I've
been dating a man for four years and I asked
him to marry me recently. Because time is of the essence,
and I want to have a baby. When we met,
he told me that I would be his wife. I
took it to heart, and I overlooked a lot of
stuff to make our relationship work. I usually wouldn't date
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an overweight man, and I definitely wouldn't date a man
with halatosis. I invested in him, and I cooked for him,
worked out with him, and helped him pay for his
dental work. Even after he gained most of his weight back,
I was patient with him. I won't say I'm perfect,
but I'm too good for him. If I were him,
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i'd jump at the chance to marry me. I can cook,
keep a clean house, and be adventurous in the bedroom. Well,
he didn't get to experience the bedroom part until a
year after we met, after he lost the weight. He
has even told me I'm perfect. So I don't see
how one little mistake, one little mistake on my part,
can make him not want to marry me. So here's
(57:53):
the backstory. I messed around with a coworker three times
and it was the best sex I ever had, so
I decided to share it with one of my best girlfriends.
We all had a threesome and then she went and
told my boyfriend. He gave me an ultimatum to stop
messing around or I'd lose him. I had invested too
(58:15):
much to let him go, so I stopped messing around
and I cut all ties with my hating friend. My
man and I were working things out, and I decided
to ask him to marry me, to convince him that
I'm all into this relationship. He told me, I just
can't do this. How can he say that to me?
He can't do it? But I've been holding on and
(58:37):
hoping for a husband for four years. I'm not investing
this kind of time into anyone else, so this has
to work. How do I convince this man to be
my husband? What are you talking about, lady? This man
is not going to marry you now. He's not going
to do it, and you have to let this go.
(58:58):
I mean, too much has happened, and he said out
of his mouth he can't do it. You said you
were too good for him. So where are we now?
What are you doing? Are you settling just because time
is of the essence and you want a baby? Or
is it because you helped him with his weight and
with his halitosis and all of that. And marriage is
(59:19):
that return on your investment you think. I don't think
you're really ready to marry this man anyway. If you were,
you wouldn't have messed around with your coworker for no
reason at all. I mean, you throw it out there
so casually. So here's the backstory. I messed around, okay really,
and then you added your girlfriend into it so you
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guys could have a threesome. What was the point of that?
How do you expect your man to recover from that?
If he was considering marrying you, it is over now
because of that, he doesn't want to marry you. Now
it's over. That's what you got to get in your
head over, Steve.
Speaker 7 (01:00:01):
I wasn't ready for this letter.
Speaker 5 (01:00:03):
Right.
Speaker 1 (01:00:05):
Took a turn, didn't it.
Speaker 7 (01:00:06):
Yeah? It was a nice little letter I because I
was feeling fun. Then all of a sudden, I don't
like it no more. You know, just a lady, I
don't know what you want me and surely to do.
Been dating a man for four years now, letting me
show you how I was reading the letter, so you
can understand you recently asked a man to marry you.
Because time is of the essence right now, He told
you when you met that you could be his wife,
(01:00:27):
and you took it to heart and you started overlooking
a lot of stuff just to make our relationship with
first thing you did. I usually wouldn't date an overweight man.
So now, fat boy, that'll open up the whole conversation
with oh, I love you, you will be my wife.
He got to come out the gate with both barrels blazing.
(01:00:48):
He got to come out the gate. I want to
marry you. I want a family, I want kids. I
take care of you. Ain't got a wart for none.
I love you, you mine forever. Is that okay? So
he knew he had to come out with it because
it's fat. Now next problem, definitely wouldn't day a man
with holotosin. See, holotosis is different than bad breath. See
(01:01:11):
if you got bad breath, that's just a day. When
somebody says you have holotosis, they are signing a medical
term to what is an ongoing occurrence. That means every
time you open your mouth, here comes something out of it.
(01:01:33):
Now I know for a fact this is something he
eating in a combination.
Speaker 1 (01:01:41):
I know for a fact that's where the came from.
Speaker 7 (01:01:45):
Yeah, that's for then I invested in him and cooked
for him, worked out with him, and helped him pay for.
Speaker 2 (01:01:51):
His dental work. Now it's deeper.
Speaker 7 (01:01:54):
Now we got holes and cavities, and stuff is high
in the cavities and down there turning into something else.
So he opening up his mouth and sound like a
waste management area. So he opened up his mouth. You
(01:02:14):
don't know what's coming out, but it's deadly though. It
is deadly, and he fat. So now he wheezing. I
say that people that breathe like that. You ever heard
somebody breathe like that? Yeah? Yeah, you be saying you.
Speaker 1 (01:02:47):
Dog?
Speaker 7 (01:02:47):
Did you sleep? But he'd be wide awake, be reading texts?
Speaker 2 (01:02:53):
All right? Just stopped up?
Speaker 7 (01:02:56):
What is what is wrong?
Speaker 9 (01:02:58):
Dog?
Speaker 7 (01:02:58):
Is you that dig?
Speaker 1 (01:03:00):
Hold on, We'll be back with part two of Steve's
response and his breathing at twenty three minutes after the
hour Today's Strawberry letter subject, I just can't do this.
All right, we'll get back into it right after this.
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Are you still breathing? Let's recap Steve the Strawberry letter
for today, subject I just can't do this.
Speaker 7 (01:04:00):
Okay, dating this fat boy for four years and she
don't normal to date fat men. But he came out
to gate and said he wanted to marry her. That
was intriguing and she wants to hold him to it.
But he got holotosis. She say. Holotosis is a level
up from bad breath, bad breakfast. You just got caught
out there one day. You know what happens to us
(01:04:20):
all I guess. But if you have if they've assigned
a medical condition to it and start saying you have halotosins,
that means every time they see you, you open your mouth, garbage,
hot garbage come out your mouth. Okay, So now we
went over that. Now she helped him pay his bills.
(01:04:42):
She cooked for him, worked out with him, and helped
him pay for his dental work. Now he got to
get work done. Teeth moved around, shifting on him and
all this hell. Now, even after he gained most of
his weight back. See, fat boy was not committed to
this program when you took him down too fast, she said,
(01:05:03):
even after he gave most of his weight back, I
was patient with him. I wouldn't say I'm perfect, because
you know she got some flaws too, right, But I'm
too good for him. If I were him, i jump
at the chance to marry me. I can cook, so
see so you know, see sheit a little thick. I
can cook, keep a clean house, and be adventurous in
(01:05:23):
the bed. Well, he didn't get to experience that bedroom
part till after year after we met. Yeah, but even
when he did, see you said something else and that
you adventurous in the bedroom. Now he fat, fat people
ain't that adventurous. You know, all this, all this you
in here, all this you in here with all this.
You know, I'm just trying to get over here and
(01:05:44):
get this get done. You know you're all this work
I'm doing right here. You see me sweating. I want
to stand up today. That's as adventurous as I need
to get. Why you want to stand up because I'm
tired of climbing back out that bed. It's a lot
of stuff. So now you in here doing monkey flips
and he ain't with none of this. Now you're thinking
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everything is on her side, and then he has even
told you that you're perfect. So I don't see how
one little mistake on my part can make him not
want to marry me. Oh, he would go. So here's
the backstory. She messed around with a coworker three times
if the best sex she ever had. Why he was
in shape. So it was so good that you shared
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it with one of your best girlfriends, She said, girl,
what now y'all over there having a threesome. Then she
went and told your boyfriend fat boy, he gave you
an ultimatum to stop messing around or I lose him.
I had invested too much to let him go, so
I stopped messing around. I cut all ties with my
hating friend, my man, and I was working things out,
(01:06:51):
and I decided to ask him to marry me, to
convince him that I'm all into this relationship. He told me,
I just, I just can't do that.
Speaker 1 (01:07:02):
One more time, one more time.
Speaker 7 (01:07:03):
I listen, I just gave I just I just can't
do this here, you all these people, Now you sit
up here saying, how can he say that to me?
He can't do it. I've been holding on and hoping
for a husband for four years. I'm not investing this
type of time into anybody else. So this has to work.
(01:07:24):
How do I convince this man to be my husband?
You're not, you're not, you're not. It's over with a
couple of things. First of all, you do threesomes. You
do threesomes. Now that's hard on the fat man because
now he gotta watch everybody here. He don't know if
you're looking at him or her. Now now he just
(01:07:46):
he on point. He can't even eat his dinner. Hook
What he looking at? Well?
Speaker 2 (01:07:50):
What she looking at?
Speaker 7 (01:07:51):
Who looking over here? He looking over here? Why is
there looking over here? Why is all these people looking
at this?
Speaker 9 (01:07:56):
You know him?
Speaker 7 (01:07:57):
Have you ever met her too? You know her too?
Have you seen him before? Where was you all that together?
Y'all probably had another threesome. He can't even meet his food.
He probably losing weight right now because he at the restaurant,
looking at everybody watching you, trying to figure out which
one you want, because once you do threesomes, you wants everybody. See.
(01:08:18):
It's one thing for a man had to watch out
for another man, But when you got to watch out
for the men, the women, the waiters, the matred d
the owner of the club, the uber driver, it's just
too much. The people in that passing out mits in
the bathroom, the shoe shine man, the valet. Who you want?
They all in him? Your ex my ex, day exes.
(01:08:41):
What did you want?
Speaker 2 (01:08:42):
The past or, the pastor wife.
Speaker 7 (01:08:44):
What we're in there for you? You all in the
tennis section, so plano sections. You see it with our tones,
bath tone? What's going on in there? It's too much,
It's too much. It's over now, he said, I just
can't do this. Listen to me.
Speaker 2 (01:09:01):
Judge Len told that. Told me the best advice I've
ever heard on my show.
Speaker 7 (01:09:05):
One day. She said, don't let a man have to
tell you twice he don't want you. I've told you
all this. Don't let a man have to tell you
twice he don't want you. He watching too much, so
let his fat, bad breath go ahead on He ain't
gonna get nobody else. He on that breathing or wheezing
(01:09:26):
and stuff. And the whole time he was telling me, baby,
I'm sorry, I was seeing this other man.
Speaker 1 (01:09:37):
Who was he?
Speaker 9 (01:09:39):
Who?
Speaker 7 (01:09:40):
What was he doing that?
Speaker 1 (01:09:41):
I can't do?
Speaker 4 (01:09:45):
What?
Speaker 7 (01:09:45):
What was she in that doing? Folk too?
Speaker 4 (01:09:48):
What she.
Speaker 1 (01:09:52):
All right? Listen poster comments.
Speaker 7 (01:09:54):
On hold on, baby, hand me my cup of coffee,
Strawberry Letter and.
Speaker 1 (01:09:58):
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Speaker 2 (01:10:08):
Chris Broth?
Speaker 1 (01:10:09):
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Speaker 2 (01:10:12):
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two five one fifty four hundred or Globelife radio dot com. So, Tommy,
you've been holding something in okay from all of us,
and you feel like somebody's got to say it.
Speaker 2 (01:10:58):
So he says this, and my lives to come in.
Speaker 1 (01:11:01):
Yes, it's your shoe.
Speaker 6 (01:11:04):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (01:11:05):
So so Tommy, what is it that somebody's gotta say?
Speaker 9 (01:11:09):
What is it?
Speaker 10 (01:11:09):
You know it's this is we can't say nothing. This
is for the fellas who can't say nothing. Tommy gonna
go in and say it. But this is that we
can't say nothing. How come, ladies, when we get ready
to go somewhere, you walking around for two hours butt
niked talking about you don't know what you finda Well,
you've been knowing we going to this, but we can't
(01:11:32):
say nothing.
Speaker 2 (01:11:33):
All right, you knew this day was coming. You bought
something for this.
Speaker 10 (01:11:37):
Now you got one hundred different outfits laid out, don't
nothing fit, don't lehing fit.
Speaker 1 (01:11:42):
But guess what, we can't say nothing.
Speaker 10 (01:11:44):
We finally find something that you want to Now you
need help getting into what you want to wear. It
takes us thirty minutes to get you into this outfit.
Now we gotta help you. Now I am completely wrinkled
with the outfit I got on. I'm trying to help
you get in something that you should not be trying
to get into. Now, when I get you in it,
(01:12:06):
I got to take a shower and start all over.
Speaker 2 (01:12:08):
But my clothes is wrinkled.
Speaker 7 (01:12:09):
But guess what.
Speaker 1 (01:12:10):
We can't say nothing now.
Speaker 2 (01:12:13):
Now you you want to put your makeup on in
the car with all the lights on, and I.
Speaker 10 (01:12:19):
Got to dry slow so I don't hit no pothole and.
Speaker 2 (01:12:21):
Mess up your maker.
Speaker 10 (01:12:23):
But what we can't say nothing. When we finally get
that we are an hour and a half late. I
got to carry your bag with your shoes in it
because you want to flip flop all the way to
the front door.
Speaker 2 (01:12:36):
Now you're gonna put your heels on. But I can't
say nothing.
Speaker 10 (01:12:39):
When we get into the spot that we going to.
Oh my god, everybody talking about how good you look.
Then somebody go ask me what happened to your clothes?
Speaker 7 (01:12:50):
Time?
Speaker 2 (01:12:50):
Why you look all wrinkled? Oh my god, you look
like a mess. But we can't say nothing.
Speaker 1 (01:12:57):
I said you had to get that.
Speaker 2 (01:13:00):
Still can't say nothing.
Speaker 13 (01:13:01):
Time.
Speaker 1 (01:13:01):
What's the problem I'm just saying.
Speaker 3 (01:13:06):
What you said.
Speaker 5 (01:13:07):
You know what it is.
Speaker 2 (01:13:08):
I've been saying, we want to say it, but we
can't say that. I'm all I said.
Speaker 7 (01:13:12):
You said all that to say what.
Speaker 1 (01:13:14):
Yes, the next party we go to, it's gonna be
the same.
Speaker 2 (01:13:18):
You know what it is.
Speaker 10 (01:13:19):
I didn't learn how to tie a whole ponytail in
the last few months, but the whole cosmetology how to
put ponytail up.
Speaker 2 (01:13:29):
Now I know what I'm doing, but I didn't, Satan.
Speaker 10 (01:13:32):
I wish you, my god, you got to carry this
whole bag of shoes because she want to flip flop
all the way to the They're gonna hurt my feet.
Speaker 2 (01:13:39):
They're gonna hurt my feet.
Speaker 7 (01:13:40):
Yeah, I got to find a way to over open
up a weave shop because everybody had down today.
Speaker 1 (01:13:46):
Now I'm gonna give me some. I'm gonna give me
I've been coming up.
Speaker 7 (01:13:55):
Less.
Speaker 1 (01:13:56):
It's DJ Cavit. This your boy, Chris Brother. Hey, this
is Keisha Cole. People, this is Kirk Franklin. Hey, this
is John Legend. And you listening to the Steve Harvey
Morning Show. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
So school is about to end. We all know that,
all of us who have kids or kids in school
(01:14:16):
or whatever. Yeah, oh, some people are out. Yeah, so
school is about to end for a lot more and
all you want to do is party all summer. Okay,
but this year parents who are telling kids no partying,
get a job.
Speaker 7 (01:14:32):
All right, you've been.
Speaker 1 (01:14:35):
Partying all year? Yeah they are so so guys, I
wanted to ask you, what was your first summer job?
Remind this about, you know, tell us about your first
summer job.
Speaker 7 (01:14:47):
I was outside.
Speaker 2 (01:14:48):
I was cutting yards all through the neighborhood.
Speaker 1 (01:14:51):
How old?
Speaker 10 (01:14:51):
We're all more gas camp, me and two buddies and
we cutting yard making money.
Speaker 1 (01:14:57):
How old were you?
Speaker 5 (01:14:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:15:00):
I want to start probably ten eleven.
Speaker 1 (01:15:02):
Oh wow, you were really young and that was your
first job in business? Sounds like first job.
Speaker 7 (01:15:09):
And we split the month three different ways.
Speaker 4 (01:15:12):
You know.
Speaker 10 (01:15:13):
They used to actually have an edger before they you know,
there used to be a piece of equipment the weedy
to turn the sideways and that's how they ended.
Speaker 2 (01:15:21):
What I was cutting. My boy was edged. I was like,
he over there sweeping. He really did he splitting this wrong?
Speaker 7 (01:15:29):
Wait? We split this?
Speaker 1 (01:15:30):
He got too much, But you couldn't go back.
Speaker 2 (01:15:35):
Whatever you agreed to, Paul, that's what you're doing.
Speaker 1 (01:15:37):
So I had to do that. Yeah, all right, Jack.
Your first job summer.
Speaker 18 (01:15:42):
My very first real good job, was at work. Un
if they didn't have this restaurant. It was called the
ponder Rosa steakhouse West Columbia. It was in West Columbia.
I lived in Columbia, Which meant you had to catch
the bus to go across the bridge. The last bus
would leave at ten o'clock out out for ten thirty,
and you had to dress like a cowboy, like a
(01:16:05):
real cowboy.
Speaker 7 (01:16:09):
With hey hey.
Speaker 18 (01:16:12):
You had to wear the cowboy shirt with the scarf
around the neck, with the cowboy hat. You didn't have
to wear boots, but if you had boots yet, but
you had to wear jeans. Now that meant I had
to walk across the bridge dressed like a cowboy to
catch the last bus. To catch the last Busso when
(01:16:34):
I tell you, I heard the in words so much.
Not only did they say it, sometimes they wouldn't even
go all the way to the end of the bridge.
Speaker 1 (01:16:47):
They turn around and come back and call me the inWORD.
The inWORD cowboy is what I remember, mostly traumatizing.
Speaker 4 (01:16:58):
I'm sure, I.
Speaker 1 (01:17:16):
Was too dump I was too dumb to change clothes.
I kept on, all right, Steve, you've had so many jobs.
Speaker 7 (01:17:26):
When I ain't gonna be able to top that one
right there. First summer job, well, I mean my first job,
my very first job was I created myself. I was
an entrepreneur. I bought a red fly wagon with the
gates on it, with the red with the red sides
on it. And I didn't allow my friends. Yeah you know,
(01:17:47):
wasn't no riding in my wagon, pulled it up and
down the street and all that. What you couldn't do
that this will work wagon. I just woke up in
the morning and left my house about nine.
Speaker 1 (01:18:00):
How are you old? Probably eight nine the office at
eight I left left that I was about eight nine thirty.
Speaker 7 (01:18:11):
I heard drugs drug my wagon looking for pop bottles,
and I put a pop bottle in my wagon because
you could turn in pop bottles for two cents, and
my goal was to find fifty pop bottles before I
went home for lunch, and that was a dollar. And
then when I got through, I get back out there
with my wagon. I play a little bit, but I
(01:18:31):
dragged my wagon and I try to make another dollar
after lunch, and then that was my day.
Speaker 2 (01:18:38):
I making two dollars a day, and I was hustling
kirk Wagon. All right, we'll have more.
Speaker 1 (01:18:49):
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uhu baton rouge wow, uh huh. Miami fell off from
the number one spot. Any guesses on what the number
one spot might be? Any guesses you would think so DC, Nope,
Steve York, New York, No good guess. It's all good guesses,
(01:20:04):
but no.
Speaker 7 (01:20:05):
Down Salt Lake City.
Speaker 1 (01:20:06):
You've talked random excellent guests. But the number one is
Columbus Ohio, Columbus, Ohio, the number one city your cheaters. Yeah,
and Cleveland's all also in there. Cleveland's in there, well
three Ohio, Cinnati, Cleveland, Columbiu.
Speaker 7 (01:20:30):
I'd go there for the survey was out everybody in Cleveland.
No light too short?
Speaker 1 (01:20:37):
Coming up in thirty three minutes after we'll play around it.
Speaker 3 (01:20:40):
Would you rather?
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for would you rather? Would you rather take care of
your friend's baby or your friend's dog?
Speaker 7 (01:21:30):
Well, give me that dog, give me that dog.
Speaker 4 (01:21:32):
Man.
Speaker 10 (01:21:32):
Yeah, Now, I got that dog. I ain't got I
ain't got this rock that dog. I ain't got the
birth that dog.
Speaker 7 (01:21:38):
Yeah, And your dog can't tell on me, So give
me the dog because I'm studying your dog. I'm gonna
let this go.
Speaker 2 (01:21:47):
Cuddly little baby, I beat it. Forgot your baby. You
be looking for your We both get the dog. At
least I can feed the dog, and then the dog
will do what you got to do.
Speaker 7 (01:21:57):
Well, I'm gonna tell you right now, I'm not going
I'm going to forget your dog.
Speaker 10 (01:22:05):
But will you at least will you at least feed
the dog?
Speaker 2 (01:22:09):
Will you at least do that?
Speaker 7 (01:22:10):
Oh? Yeah, yeah, I don't abuse animal at all.
Speaker 2 (01:22:15):
Get to feed that baby.
Speaker 7 (01:22:16):
I don't know. I okay, the dog and you fall
in the swimming pool. You need to get dog.
Speaker 2 (01:22:24):
Pat They don't know they campedal till they get in there.
They don't know they they get in there.
Speaker 1 (01:22:31):
We're moving on. Would you rather the painful truth? The
painful truth? Or would you rather a comforting lie?
Speaker 2 (01:22:41):
God, yeah, I'm gonna take that lie.
Speaker 7 (01:22:43):
I'm always for the comforting lie. Whatever you need.
Speaker 2 (01:22:48):
You don't want to know the truth, lie?
Speaker 7 (01:22:51):
I mean, man, yeah, a good comforting lie. I appreciate
that effort. What do you want to know?
Speaker 2 (01:22:59):
All three could be is on this show?
Speaker 1 (01:23:00):
We cool with lie, were cool with much another truth?
Speaker 6 (01:23:05):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (01:23:08):
If you can really lie to me and make me
feel good about.
Speaker 13 (01:23:12):
It, I won't lie.
Speaker 7 (01:23:14):
Oh, I'm gonna figure something out. Don't worry about that.
Speaker 1 (01:23:18):
Wow. But the fact that you tried, see lied, lets.
Speaker 2 (01:23:21):
Me know you tried.
Speaker 4 (01:23:23):
You know.
Speaker 7 (01:23:25):
The pain for truth. Let's let's delay that pain as
long as come you can't.
Speaker 1 (01:23:32):
Hear it and get it over with, all right?
Speaker 4 (01:23:35):
All right?
Speaker 1 (01:23:35):
Would you rather a dirty kitchen or a dirty bathroom?
Speaker 4 (01:23:40):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (01:23:41):
God, I want one of you girls.
Speaker 7 (01:23:44):
I take it.
Speaker 1 (01:23:46):
Dirty kitchen, Yes, dirty bathroom.
Speaker 2 (01:23:50):
Because the kitchen let me know you put your effort in.
But that bathroom you is nasty.
Speaker 1 (01:23:57):
I'm so funny about bathroom. Yes, Junior?
Speaker 7 (01:24:04):
From you?
Speaker 2 (01:24:05):
Yeah, yeah, we will have all right.
Speaker 1 (01:24:12):
Would you rather have massive success by accident or modest
success on purpose?
Speaker 16 (01:24:19):
A massive accidental massive mass that was lucky?
Speaker 2 (01:24:28):
We want to I want abundance. All right?
Speaker 1 (01:24:32):
Coming up at forty nine minutes after the hour, we'll
have some closing remarks from Steve Harvey, and it's our
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here we are our last break of the day on
this Thursday. And Steve, we have another voicemail for you
at eight seven seven twenty nine. Steve, this caller's name
is Alvin. He's from Atlanta.
Speaker 9 (01:25:28):
I'd see you. My name is Alvin Truth Sam here
in Atlanta, Georgia, single father, four beautiful kids.
Speaker 5 (01:25:34):
Thank you for your.
Speaker 9 (01:25:35):
Voice, thank you for your investment. And the hell with
these people who always got something to stay bad about. Steve, Harvey, Shirley, Julia, Tommy,
call it to the crew. We love you. Be blessed,
be safe, stay prosperous, and keep the love rolling there.
Take care of yourself, God bless wing.
Speaker 2 (01:25:55):
Whereby no hat.
Speaker 7 (01:25:59):
The way it's like this, and I appreciate it, Alban,
because you need to hear that from people sometimes, especially men,
you know, because first of all, it don't matter what
they say, because what they say don't matter. And I've
just learned that about haters. They don't move the needle.
They sit up. They criticize everybody's life, but if you
(01:26:20):
look at their life, they ain't doing the thing. And
I know for a fact that it's a lot of
people out there talking about me. But it's okay. I
actually have more love than I do hate. It's just
hate is louder. And I understand that because listen to me,
to everybody, if you doing something, somebody ain't gonna like
(01:26:41):
it because they mad at you because of the way
you making them look. You know, they measure their life
up against yours. And then when it don't add up.
Now you this and that, I'll tell you what I
will say, though, Alvin, what bothers me is when it's men.
That's the only thing that bothers me as men, because
(01:27:02):
I pride myself on being a man's man. And if
you a man and your little punk ain't got yourself together,
why you why you throwing shade on me, bro, because
blowing my candle out ain't gonna make yours brighter. You
still ain't got no flicker, so you know, man. But
but you know, man, but when men hate on me,
it's it be tripped me out because it's always a
(01:27:24):
man that don't even know me, because I'm cool with
ninety nine point nine percent of the me and I meet.
But me And now you know, if women out there
talking from whatever, you know my past, I don't like
the way he did his ex wife and all this. Hell,
you know, people gonna say stuff like that whatever you know,
God that you gave me for all that. They don't
(01:27:44):
know both sides of the story though that and Tommy,
they never will. You don't know that.
Speaker 2 (01:27:51):
I'm not knocking. I'm not one.
Speaker 10 (01:27:52):
I'm not knocking one side or the other. I'm just
saying they don't know both sides of the story.
Speaker 1 (01:27:57):
They're just the only thing. They don't know how.
Speaker 2 (01:28:00):
They just just nothing judgment. Yeah, is making judgment and
they don't know.
Speaker 7 (01:28:04):
Man, I don't know. I don't know how he did that. Okay,
well that's a true statement. You don't. I had a
young man tell me who's very close to me. He
got mad at me one day and he said, I'll
never be a man like you. I looked dead at
him and said, you're absolutely correct.
Speaker 1 (01:28:26):
Pure words have never been spoken.
Speaker 2 (01:28:28):
I just he said, no, you understand what I'm saying.
Speaker 7 (01:28:31):
Whatever you're saying, that statement you just made is absolutely
true because you you ain't walked in my shoes, man.
And I think if you had to wear these shoes,
you realize these is twelve and you ain't a six
and a half.
Speaker 1 (01:28:47):
Girl, little little bitty f feet.
Speaker 7 (01:28:55):
Fixed shoes and half girl.
Speaker 1 (01:29:02):
You call though, yeah, single father too. Yeah, thank you,
very nice call out. I had a question, Steve. You
know you're you're the CELO of the chief love Officer
and you give a relationship advice all of that. What's
the best relationship advice someone has ever given you.
Speaker 7 (01:29:22):
About love relationships?
Speaker 6 (01:29:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:29:25):
Loving relationships?
Speaker 7 (01:29:26):
Yeah? I think my brother told it to me best
mm hmm my brother say, little bro, you can give
all you want. You can't outgive a woman, not a
good one. No, when you got a good woman, you
can't outgive them. H I don't care what you do.
(01:29:47):
And I think that's really really helped me, you know.
Marjorie said, something to me the other day that I
had thought it out, worked it out, mapped it out, excellent,
read it by a couple of dudes, excellent plan told
it to her and soon as I finished the sentence,
(01:30:08):
she said, we ain't gonna do that.
Speaker 1 (01:30:11):
That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard.
Speaker 10 (01:30:13):
Do you know?
Speaker 7 (01:30:15):
This was two and a half weeks of going over it,
researching it, looked at the facts, did pull the numbers.
Speaker 2 (01:30:24):
It made perfect sense every dude was talking about.
Speaker 7 (01:30:27):
Yeah. I told it to her. As soon as I
finished the sentence, without hesitation, she said, we ain't gonna
do that.
Speaker 2 (01:30:36):
And I looked at her, like what I said, baby?
Speaker 7 (01:30:39):
And I went through this whole dissertation about the numbers
of what I figured out, and she went to the
one area that me, as a man, I never even considered.
And do you know she was one hundred percent correct.
See now, if if you small art, you will listen
(01:31:00):
to that, because I've not listened to it a couple.
Speaker 2 (01:31:04):
Of times mm hmmm, because I went, Okay, you.
Speaker 7 (01:31:08):
Know you ain't did the research, but the research don't matter,
I'm telling you, and and and whenever she's told me
not to do something, I went on and did it.
It didn't work out. Tell me.
Speaker 2 (01:31:21):
What you tell your friends after after that. I didn't
say nothing to him. I just said, we ain't doing it.
Speaker 7 (01:31:29):
Dog. I thought real, quit thinking. I don went in
there with what I thought already, and I'm telling y'all
don't go back in there. She was really really correct. Hey, y'all, listen,
have yourself a great day. Talk to God. He would
(01:31:50):
love to hear from you.
Speaker 2 (01:31:52):
Where you're gonna make that a T shirt?
Speaker 7 (01:31:54):
When you're gonna go do that? Mate.
Speaker 1 (01:31:58):
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