May 13, 2025 • 18 mins
On today's episode we talked about the nasty thing one Amazon driver got caught doing and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Happy wild thoughts day. Okay, if I can find the
unblurred video, would you guys watch it? You're so discussing.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Unblurred video of what the thing that I just told
you about?
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Yeah, the Amazon driver that's shitting in everyone's driveways.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
Yeah, Selina wants to see the app.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
I hey, when I go to watch a video and like,
I already know what it's about, but then they blur
out the entire fucking thing, like do you.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Want to actually physically see a turd coming out?
Speaker 1 (00:24):
You want to or not?
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Well, if you can find it, I'll take care.
Speaker 4 (00:27):
Okay, we first hear that headline Amazon driver fired because
they defecated in front of two people's houses. Do you
think do you immediately assume it's a guy?
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Because I did. I thought it was gonna be a guy.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
Yeah I did.
Speaker 4 (00:42):
Then I'm shocked to learn that it is a woman.
And she's caught on camera in both of these incidents.
And look a lot of people have cameras out in
front their house, but some people don't. That means she
probably could have struck at other I mean, she could
be a serial poop bandit for all we know.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
That's what I'm more shocked about that. It's not a
one time thing.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
Yeah, we got her twice here, But how many times
do you think the porch pooper has actually struck? I
think also, I mean, this is not new behavior if
you're able to do it.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
But is she doing this at houses of like people
she knows and like hates, like as revenge for something or.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
They didn't like tip well right? Or is it over
the holidays supposed to leave something out for them?
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Right?
Speaker 4 (01:18):
Yeah, but yeah, take a shit on their front porch
if they didn't leave you a holiday gift.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Do you know?
Speaker 4 (01:26):
She looks up at and one of them, she's it's
outside of these people's fence, got kind of by their
garbage cans, and she like looks up and sees that
there's a camera there. But I think she's already like
I think the turtle has already left the shell, and
so there's like nothing she can do.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
But wouldn't you check to see?
Speaker 4 (01:43):
In my mind, that's a very targeted attack because they're
gonna figure out it's you because they have a camera there. Yeah,
I think if you're just let's just say you're an
Amazon driver. You don't have a bathroom in the truck.
It's an emergency. Wouldn't you if I got a shit
on somebody's property, wouldn't you go around and find them
one spot where there's no camera looking at you, Like
I would lurk around all over, although then the cameras
(02:04):
are looking at you lurk around. Yeah, and then someone
finds a dusty turd laying on the ground, it's going
to be linked to you.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
That's more suspicious because then it then they could accuse
you of trying to like break into the house.
Speaker 4 (02:15):
But you still have to look for a spot where
there's no camera if you are, if you do, need to.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Find out how all the videos are blurred, you guys,
that's for the best.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
We don't it's like all the.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
New stations posting it.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Yeah, go on TikTok.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
We don't need you on TikTok.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Why do we need to see that.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
I brought it up. You wanted to talk about it
so bad, Graham.
Speaker 4 (02:36):
I've already emailed the homeowner to see if we could
get the unedited rits footage.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Where's that video?
Speaker 4 (02:41):
Just like my coworker is not fully grasping the severity
of the situation. She needs to know the size of
the Lincoln log that was left there, like that she
needs to.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Discuss what do you guys make of everything we're learning
about the Diddy trial so far? Like we obviously can't
go into a great detail and discuss like on the
app actual actual show. But day one there's an escort
talking about peeing on Cassie and like, and I guess
he had never done that before, and.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
I'd get stage fright. I don't think I could turn
it on.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Oh he turned it on, but he didn't turn it
off when they wanted him to. I guess they wanted
him to like do it in like smaller increments, and
he was like, Okay, I don't know he wanted. They
wanted him to just do like a little bit here
and then wait and then do a little bit more.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
I'm not a puppy. I don't walk around taking little squirts.
Once you start, you don't stop.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Well, if did he tells you to stop, you had
to stop.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
No, sorry, didiot stings And we can't do that.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
We didn't get to anybody testifying about this on the stand,
but during opening statements, prosecutor was saying that at a
different like freak off or whatever, that they had somebody
pete in her mouth.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Oh no, why is that necessary?
Speaker 1 (03:48):
I don't know, Like what a sicko? Okay, But then
going on, he's being a weirdo in the corner, just
like jacking off.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
To it and in that disgus creepy that's weird, disgusting
everything about Diddius did.
Speaker 4 (04:02):
He's wearing one of those sets of glasses with the
fake nose and the mustache in the corner and he's
just slapping.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
That's disgusting.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
Now the prosecution is obviously painting it that this is
he's the master buying behind this, and he's coercing everyone
to do this and paying the money and everyone's scared
of him. Now, the defenses trying to cut all this
testimony apart by saying, look, Cassie was.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
A part of this.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
They were in a loving relationship and she chose to
be involved in this as well. Do you think there
is any evidence shred of truth to that? Because they're
trying to publish all the text message exchanges between her
and him that are going to, they say, are going
to show that like she was a willing participant.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
In It's going to be hard to prove because she
she's I mean, she's testifying right now saying that she
I mean, she was young, for one, impressionable, and she
she just wanted to make him happy. So these are
all things that were new to her. She had never
even like had oral sex before, and she was introduced
to all these things that she didn't know about, and
(04:59):
she was views and she just said her number one
thing was just wanting to make him happy. She wanted
to please him. So these are things that made her
uncomfortable and she knew nothing about, but she felt like
she had to do these things. Yeah. So and that's
that is going to be hard to prove during I
mean through text messages. If she's not saying any of
that it's true.
Speaker 4 (05:19):
This is just the angle the defense has to hit
on all these things. They have to try to, you know,
delegitimize all these claims anyway that they can in the
jury's eyes, Like, can you imagine not having any of
these experiences. The next thing, you know, you're gargling some
Russian trump water.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Oh my god, is that what it's called? Russian trump water?
Speaker 4 (05:37):
Well, there was a video of him getting peed on
by some Russian prostitutes, alleged and it suddenly went away
and you know, who knows, but you know, we know
what happened.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
The thing is, it's like even with the like the
the escort that testified yesterday that he peede on on Cassie,
like they like he did say on the stands that
Cassie's the one that asked him to do that. But
couldn't have. Couldn't it be that like Diddy and Cassie
had a conversation prior and this is what was expected
(06:07):
of her, yeah, at that hotel that night, and so
like she had no choice but to be like, Okay,
have you ever done this before? Do it? I feel
like she was brand new to all of this too,
Like someone who hasn't experienced a lot isn't going to
be like, hey, can you pee on me?
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Like people are sickos?
Speaker 3 (06:22):
Yeah, how is that? What's like turning you on?
Speaker 4 (06:26):
I'm sorry, that's my question, Like is this a thing
that you've just always grown up just always known that
you wanted to do or see or as did he
evolved with all these freak offs and stuff just got
weirder and weirder, and pretty soon like just tame stuff
was just like too boring, Like no I think it's that,
and then you're just like, well, now.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Let's see what else.
Speaker 4 (06:44):
Okay, you go over there and pee in her mouth
and then do that, Like I.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Think just that, Yeah, I think is that it's too
much Internet and then now yeah, like the regular stuff
just isn't enough for you anymore.
Speaker 4 (06:55):
Yeah, you can't just do it missionary with Yeah, boring.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
Nope, not going to gross anyways. Going back to that
one video, the one of them was she peed, so
it wasn't It wasn't a number two, so you can.
Speaker 4 (07:08):
See she number one a puddle. I read that there
was that there was a log and a puddle of
unidentified liquid, which obviously we know is urine, right, I
like I had to put that in the article as
if there was we don't know what she pulled her
pants down, squatted over there and like poured a bottle
of water on the ground or something like.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
No, we know what that liquid is. It's urine.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
But it seems like this was a like on the
same day, right.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
Could have been. So what if it was just a
bathroom emergency. It's a log shift.
Speaker 4 (07:37):
Amazon drivers are working really hard, there are no bathrooms.
What are they supposed to do? When they're supposed to
go to the bathroom.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
You open up a package you got like a truck, Yeah.
Speaker 4 (07:45):
And didn't tape it back up. Like you've got ten
thousand packages deliver The package has never stopped. They just
keep arriving and I just have to keep delivering them.
When are you supposed to go to the bathroom. There's
no bathroom in that truck.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
I know there's not. That's why we hear about so
many instances of these drivers just like going in bushes
or whatever they can because there's literally nowhere else. They
don't get like breaks.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Can be an emergency situation. We've all been there. It's
slimmer three.
Speaker 4 (08:06):
How many times have you left a ground nugget before?
Speaker 1 (08:11):
I've never I've never shopped on the ground.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
You've never taken a public poop before on the grounds.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
You've never pete on the side of the road ones.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
Okay, yeah, you've done that, repete.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Yeah, yeah, you've shipped on the ground before.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
Probably backpacking, Yeah, well, there's no bathrooms when you camp.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
That what we have to do.
Speaker 4 (08:28):
No, there's outhouses where you're backpacking. You got to dig
a little hole, drop it in there, and then you bury.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
It back up again.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
I don't think I could do that.
Speaker 4 (08:36):
It's really not that it's not that difficult, and you
can like find like a log that's sitting on the
ground and then you just sit on that.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
I just don't think I could let it go. I
just don't think my body would. I think I would
hold it.
Speaker 4 (08:46):
If you're in the woods for seven days, you're not
holding that thing the entire time, but you've got to
let it out.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
I can't. I don't think I could.
Speaker 4 (08:52):
You couldn't take a no, No, what about could you
use one of the outhouses that Herbert Camp, where like
you can see down into the pit and it's just
like like it's a toilet seat, but like you could
look down ten it's like about a ten foot drop
and do it just a big old pile.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
No, I rather, you'd.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Rather do it on the ground and it's basically the
same thing.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
S it over with some pine needles. No, at least
you have privacy.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
I think I could do an outhouse. Yeah, yeah, costing.
Speaker 4 (09:23):
When we were kids, there was a like an urban
legend up at Herbert Camp because there's a bunch of
outhouses up there that there was a guy named Bogelo
Joe and that he lived. He lives down in the
outhouse and he was waiting. He was waiting for you.
And as soon as you were sitting there going number two,
he'd jump up and grab you and pull you down
(09:44):
into the outhouse. And like, as a kid's just terrified.
I remember my brother didn't take a ship for two weeks.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
He was so so.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
That would be me. I could hold my ship for
that long.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
But then he had to go to the doctor.
Speaker 4 (09:55):
The doctor had to put some gloves on him, wiggle
that thing out of there, put a tube in he
it was wedged in there so it wouldn't come out.
But that's how scared he was, because like when you're
a little kid, you're terrified of Bogolo Joe because what
if it's.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
Like the middle of the night and there's.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
No light in the oh, don't even get me starting.
Speaker 4 (10:13):
You hear something rustling around down there, and you're like,
that's Bogelo Joe.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
He's gonna get yo. At least using there was a
there was a song that was Boglo Joe, He's gonna
get yo. He's gonna pull you down where I can't remember.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
There was a song you're using an house, you don't
have to worry about splash back because it's so far down.
Speaker 4 (10:29):
That's what I thought, But I've got there was one
time I get hit with some and it was like,
how is this possible?
Speaker 1 (10:35):
And it's obviously somebody else's stuff down there.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
It's one hundreds of people stuff down there, all over
your notes. Yeah, right back in the nuts.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
That's so disgusting.
Speaker 4 (10:44):
So even on, and we're talking about long drop down there, right,
but every now and again you're dropping some serious anchor
and you could get splashed back. So when right when
you release and when it goes airborne, you stand up quickly.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
No way, you just had a precaution.
Speaker 4 (10:59):
At because if that happens to you one time, like
I told you guys, it happened at my job site
porta potty. Now look, I was the first one to
use it that after it had been cleaned. But I
got hit by the by the blue kiss or whatever
they call it, of all that blue stuff and same
thing you gotta but.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
Then no one's even white you. No one's cleaning that,
so you're just sitting.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
No one's cleaning my own butt.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
No, the out house, the outhouse, so like the thing
you're sitting on.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
Yeah, it's toilet seat, right, Yeah?
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Does it ever get cleaned out? Or is that shit
been there for like hundreds of years?
Speaker 4 (11:28):
Oh, the ship down in the hole has been there
for hundreds of years. Yeah, it just turns back into
dirt eventually.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
But the toilet seat, it's like no one's cleaning it,
so you're just sitting maybe, so.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Maybe that gets cleaned from time to time and then
when you stand. Probably he's probably the janitor.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
The janitor the legend has it on a really silent
you can hear his keys.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
You can clean I'm telling you.
Speaker 4 (11:50):
Once you get that in your head as a five
year old, you'll hold your You'll hold it for two weeks,
you will.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
My brother had to go to the doctor. Rip Chris,
just kidding. He's still but he did have to He
did have to go to the doctor. Yeah, oh my god,
he was that constipated.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
Oh, good to know, good to know. We have some
who would you rather? Oh Bogelow Joe or or Joe Biden?
Speaker 5 (12:13):
Yeah, yeah, good morning you sichos.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
This is for the Wild Thoughts Podcast.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
Who would you rather do?
Speaker 2 (12:23):
Walton Goggins or Johnny Depp? Like today's Johnny Depp, not
back in the day you first. Oh my god, thank
you for the talk back by the way, Yes.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
I think I have to go Walton Goggins. What, No, Johnny,
Johnny Depp is weird, he's more famous. Yeah, but I'm
just going bait. This is just based off looks, and
I don't like the way Johnny Depp talks. He's just
all like, I don't know, I just don't like. Yeah,
(12:58):
I'm mysterious and dark and just weird and happy.
Speaker 4 (13:01):
Walton Goggins just sweating away on you and like this
sweats just dripping down that enormous forehead off.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
Shakespeare.
Speaker 3 (13:09):
And then he gives you that giant smile. Yeah he
has a big smile.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
Yeah, I any.
Speaker 5 (13:17):
Good morning, guys said go without the haircut for the
Who would you rather?
Speaker 1 (13:20):
I love this segment?
Speaker 2 (13:21):
All right, Graham, your first choice.
Speaker 5 (13:23):
Is a threesome with Ann Coulter uh and Marjorie Taylor Green. Ladies,
your first option is a night with the potus or
would you allow your significant other to go on overnight
open bar drinks flowing romantic stay with their ex. You
guys are sick.
Speaker 4 (13:44):
All right, So stink long and hard about that. You
you have to do one night with the president of
the United States, this is the ladies option with our
current president. Or you have to let your man go
on a all expenses paid open bar romance one night
get away the two of them with their X.
Speaker 3 (14:04):
I'm supervising I couldn't. I could, I couldn't.
Speaker 4 (14:08):
And then mine was a threesome with Marjorie Taylor Green
and Colter's just a horrible option.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
Wait, I need to look them up.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
Please do. It's not not good. How do you not
know what she looks like?
Speaker 1 (14:24):
Maybe I do? Oh? Yeah, who is that the person?
Speaker 2 (14:30):
And Colter?
Speaker 1 (14:33):
Oh they kind of look the same, Yeah a little bit.
Speaker 3 (14:38):
Wait, yours is easier, Graham, Ours is hard.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
Ours is really hard.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
I don't know. I was gonna say.
Speaker 4 (14:43):
I feel like I really really trust Kate and I
would just and Kate at the open bar thing whatever.
That just makes Kate sleepier, Like that doesn't that like
you want to give? You send Kate to an open
bars be sound asleep by seven. This dude ain't get
in anything.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
So yeah, yeah, I also really trust my man, But like,
what if was he specific in what we have to do?
With that in that one night with Potus.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
I mean it's a roll in the hay. I mean,
you know what's happening.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
I know I could not do that. I'm sorry. I
don't even want to look at that part.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
But what if it doesn't lead to that? And what
if it's like he falls asleep or it's your chance
to just wash his nuts into the ground. Yeah, there's
options there. Am I going that?
Speaker 2 (15:24):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (15:24):
So Selena's taking the Potus Jess, you're sending your man.
Speaker 3 (15:29):
I think I'm sending him.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
What does his ex look like?
Speaker 3 (15:33):
Like?
Speaker 2 (15:33):
Do you know what his X look? Are you aware
of the X?
Speaker 3 (15:36):
But I don't want to bachelor.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
That's mean No, I'm not asking you a'm show us pictures.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
We'll do it.
Speaker 4 (15:40):
Would you like, is she someone that you'd be very
worried about? Or like, I'm not that I wouldn't be worried.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
Okay, so she's ugly? Selena said it, well, because my
man has a really really pretty X and that's the
one that I automatically, my mind automatically went to. So
it's like, No, as much as I trust him, yeah,
but I'm not going to set you up to go
on a romance date with her at the fuck.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
So Selena's going to the White House.
Speaker 3 (16:03):
I think I'm not so much thinking about his part.
I'm thinking of like, I don't want to be put
in that situation for myself, so I'd rather just pick
He'll grab you right in the Yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
Right, that's what he does.
Speaker 4 (16:18):
But yeah, you're in taking the second options. Small hands
an outcome that could be good because nothing had happened.
He didn't have to do something disgusting.
Speaker 3 (16:26):
But in the other in the other cases, just have to.
Speaker 4 (16:30):
Do something disgusting. Right, what are you what? Selena's crying
laughing over there. What did you say?
Speaker 2 (16:37):
What did I miss?
Speaker 1 (16:38):
Because when he grabs just right and then you know what, Yeah,
he's gonna make her coooter look so big because his
hands are so small.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
Yeah, that's right. The little he has to he'll have
to hand it.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
Yeah, you know, big ones are in right now, right?
You know you want a fat.
Speaker 4 (16:52):
One apparently grabs that little dinky water bottle to take
a sip. Two little tiny hands.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
One.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
Oh, Jesse got one.
Speaker 3 (17:03):
Oh my god, I lost it. Hold on, hold back
Bill Belichick or Jordan Hudson.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
No, I'll do Jordan.
Speaker 3 (17:12):
Or King Charles the Third, Oh, Selena, you go first.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
Let me hold on, let me get a little refresher.
What King Charles looks like?
Speaker 2 (17:23):
He looks like I do. That's one hundred years old,
that's what he looks like.
Speaker 3 (17:26):
Make sure, oh he looks like a founding fathers he does.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
I'm going King Charles really.
Speaker 3 (17:35):
Tough, because they're both very like close.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
But at King Charles the Third, he looks like he's
in better shape.
Speaker 4 (17:42):
Yeah, but doesn't Belichick have like some current appeal because
he is, look, he's pulled this young attractive woman.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
No, I think that this might be the first case
that there's there's no girlfriend effect. There's no Jordan Hudson
effect going on. Really, yeah, none whatsoever.
Speaker 3 (17:57):
Bill Belichick also looks mean. I don't want him to.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
Me very unhappy that Graham. You have to pick one.
Speaker 4 (18:03):
I'll do the camp. I mean it's royalty, royalty. Yeah,
maybe he could, like you might make you the queen.
We could sword fight, you know, you could night me
with his sword with his duke.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
All right, I think we're done.
Speaker 3 (18:16):
Now.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
This has gone way too far. You guys are sick
Happy wild thoughts day. Okay, if I can find the
unblurred video, would you guys watch it? You're so discussing.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Unblurred video of what the thing that I just told
you about?
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Yeah, the Amazon driver that's shitting in everyone's driveways.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
Yeah, Selina wants to see the app.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
I hey, when I go to watch a video and like,
I already know what it's about, but then they blur
out the entire fucking thing, like do you.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Want to actually physically see a turd coming out?
Speaker 1 (00:24):
You want to or not?
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Well, if you can find it, I'll take care.
Speaker 4 (00:27):
Okay, we first hear that headline Amazon driver fired because
they defecated in front of two people's houses. Do you
think do you immediately assume it's a guy?
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Because I did. I thought it was gonna be a guy.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
Yeah I did.
Speaker 4 (00:42):
Then I'm shocked to learn that it is a woman.
And she's caught on camera in both of these incidents.
And look a lot of people have cameras out in
front their house, but some people don't. That means she
probably could have struck at other I mean, she could
be a serial poop bandit for all we know.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
That's what I'm more shocked about that. It's not a
one time thing.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
Yeah, we got her twice here, But how many times
do you think the porch pooper has actually struck? I
think also, I mean, this is not new behavior if
you're able to do it.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
But is she doing this at houses of like people
she knows and like hates, like as revenge for something or.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
They didn't like tip well right? Or is it over
the holidays supposed to leave something out for them?
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Right?
Speaker 4 (01:18):
Yeah, but yeah, take a shit on their front porch
if they didn't leave you a holiday gift.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Do you know?
Speaker 4 (01:26):
She looks up at and one of them, she's it's
outside of these people's fence, got kind of by their
garbage cans, and she like looks up and sees that
there's a camera there. But I think she's already like
I think the turtle has already left the shell, and
so there's like nothing she can do.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
But wouldn't you check to see?
Speaker 4 (01:43):
In my mind, that's a very targeted attack because they're
gonna figure out it's you because they have a camera there. Yeah,
I think if you're just let's just say you're an
Amazon driver. You don't have a bathroom in the truck.
It's an emergency. Wouldn't you if I got a shit
on somebody's property, wouldn't you go around and find them
one spot where there's no camera looking at you, Like
I would lurk around all over, although then the cameras
(02:04):
are looking at you lurk around. Yeah, and then someone
finds a dusty turd laying on the ground, it's going
to be linked to you.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
That's more suspicious because then it then they could accuse
you of trying to like break into the house.
Speaker 4 (02:15):
But you still have to look for a spot where
there's no camera if you are, if you do, need to.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Find out how all the videos are blurred, you guys,
that's for the best.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
We don't it's like all the.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
New stations posting it.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Yeah, go on TikTok.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
We don't need you on TikTok.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Why do we need to see that.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
I brought it up. You wanted to talk about it
so bad, Graham.
Speaker 4 (02:36):
I've already emailed the homeowner to see if we could
get the unedited rits footage.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Where's that video?
Speaker 4 (02:41):
Just like my coworker is not fully grasping the severity
of the situation. She needs to know the size of
the Lincoln log that was left there, like that she
needs to.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Discuss what do you guys make of everything we're learning
about the Diddy trial so far? Like we obviously can't
go into a great detail and discuss like on the
app actual actual show. But day one there's an escort
talking about peeing on Cassie and like, and I guess
he had never done that before, and.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
I'd get stage fright. I don't think I could turn
it on.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Oh he turned it on, but he didn't turn it
off when they wanted him to. I guess they wanted
him to like do it in like smaller increments, and
he was like, Okay, I don't know he wanted. They
wanted him to just do like a little bit here
and then wait and then do a little bit more.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
I'm not a puppy. I don't walk around taking little squirts.
Once you start, you don't stop.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Well, if did he tells you to stop, you had
to stop.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
No, sorry, didiot stings And we can't do that.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
We didn't get to anybody testifying about this on the stand,
but during opening statements, prosecutor was saying that at a
different like freak off or whatever, that they had somebody
pete in her mouth.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Oh no, why is that necessary?
Speaker 1 (03:48):
I don't know, Like what a sicko? Okay, But then
going on, he's being a weirdo in the corner, just
like jacking off.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
To it and in that disgus creepy that's weird, disgusting
everything about Diddius did.
Speaker 4 (04:02):
He's wearing one of those sets of glasses with the
fake nose and the mustache in the corner and he's
just slapping.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
That's disgusting.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
Now the prosecution is obviously painting it that this is
he's the master buying behind this, and he's coercing everyone
to do this and paying the money and everyone's scared
of him. Now, the defenses trying to cut all this
testimony apart by saying, look, Cassie was.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
A part of this.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
They were in a loving relationship and she chose to
be involved in this as well. Do you think there
is any evidence shred of truth to that? Because they're
trying to publish all the text message exchanges between her
and him that are going to, they say, are going
to show that like she was a willing participant.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
In It's going to be hard to prove because she
she's I mean, she's testifying right now saying that she
I mean, she was young, for one, impressionable, and she
she just wanted to make him happy. So these are
all things that were new to her. She had never
even like had oral sex before, and she was introduced
to all these things that she didn't know about, and
(04:59):
she was views and she just said her number one
thing was just wanting to make him happy. She wanted
to please him. So these are things that made her
uncomfortable and she knew nothing about, but she felt like
she had to do these things. Yeah. So and that's
that is going to be hard to prove during I
mean through text messages. If she's not saying any of
that it's true.
Speaker 4 (05:19):
This is just the angle the defense has to hit
on all these things. They have to try to, you know,
delegitimize all these claims anyway that they can in the
jury's eyes, Like, can you imagine not having any of
these experiences. The next thing, you know, you're gargling some
Russian trump water.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Oh my god, is that what it's called? Russian trump water?
Speaker 4 (05:37):
Well, there was a video of him getting peed on
by some Russian prostitutes, alleged and it suddenly went away
and you know, who knows, but you know, we know
what happened.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
The thing is, it's like even with the like the
the escort that testified yesterday that he peede on on Cassie,
like they like he did say on the stands that
Cassie's the one that asked him to do that. But
couldn't have. Couldn't it be that like Diddy and Cassie
had a conversation prior and this is what was expected
(06:07):
of her, yeah, at that hotel that night, and so
like she had no choice but to be like, Okay,
have you ever done this before? Do it? I feel
like she was brand new to all of this too,
Like someone who hasn't experienced a lot isn't going to
be like, hey, can you pee on me?
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Like people are sickos?
Speaker 3 (06:22):
Yeah, how is that? What's like turning you on?
Speaker 4 (06:26):
I'm sorry, that's my question, Like is this a thing
that you've just always grown up just always known that
you wanted to do or see or as did he
evolved with all these freak offs and stuff just got
weirder and weirder, and pretty soon like just tame stuff
was just like too boring, Like no I think it's that,
and then you're just like, well, now.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Let's see what else.
Speaker 4 (06:44):
Okay, you go over there and pee in her mouth
and then do that, Like I.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Think just that, Yeah, I think is that it's too
much Internet and then now yeah, like the regular stuff
just isn't enough for you anymore.
Speaker 4 (06:55):
Yeah, you can't just do it missionary with Yeah, boring.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
Nope, not going to gross anyways. Going back to that
one video, the one of them was she peed, so
it wasn't It wasn't a number two, so you can.
Speaker 4 (07:08):
See she number one a puddle. I read that there
was that there was a log and a puddle of
unidentified liquid, which obviously we know is urine, right, I
like I had to put that in the article as
if there was we don't know what she pulled her
pants down, squatted over there and like poured a bottle
of water on the ground or something like.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
No, we know what that liquid is. It's urine.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
But it seems like this was a like on the
same day, right.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
Could have been. So what if it was just a
bathroom emergency. It's a log shift.
Speaker 4 (07:37):
Amazon drivers are working really hard, there are no bathrooms.
What are they supposed to do? When they're supposed to
go to the bathroom.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
You open up a package you got like a truck, Yeah.
Speaker 4 (07:45):
And didn't tape it back up. Like you've got ten
thousand packages deliver The package has never stopped. They just
keep arriving and I just have to keep delivering them.
When are you supposed to go to the bathroom. There's
no bathroom in that truck.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
I know there's not. That's why we hear about so
many instances of these drivers just like going in bushes
or whatever they can because there's literally nowhere else. They
don't get like breaks.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Can be an emergency situation. We've all been there. It's
slimmer three.
Speaker 4 (08:06):
How many times have you left a ground nugget before?
Speaker 1 (08:11):
I've never I've never shopped on the ground.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
You've never taken a public poop before on the grounds.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
You've never pete on the side of the road ones.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
Okay, yeah, you've done that, repete.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Yeah, yeah, you've shipped on the ground before.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
Probably backpacking, Yeah, well, there's no bathrooms when you camp.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
That what we have to do.
Speaker 4 (08:28):
No, there's outhouses where you're backpacking. You got to dig
a little hole, drop it in there, and then you bury.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
It back up again.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
I don't think I could do that.
Speaker 4 (08:36):
It's really not that it's not that difficult, and you
can like find like a log that's sitting on the
ground and then you just sit on that.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
I just don't think I could let it go. I
just don't think my body would. I think I would
hold it.
Speaker 4 (08:46):
If you're in the woods for seven days, you're not
holding that thing the entire time, but you've got to
let it out.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
I can't. I don't think I could.
Speaker 4 (08:52):
You couldn't take a no, No, what about could you
use one of the outhouses that Herbert Camp, where like
you can see down into the pit and it's just
like like it's a toilet seat, but like you could
look down ten it's like about a ten foot drop
and do it just a big old pile.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
No, I rather, you'd.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Rather do it on the ground and it's basically the
same thing.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
S it over with some pine needles. No, at least
you have privacy.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
I think I could do an outhouse. Yeah, yeah, costing.
Speaker 4 (09:23):
When we were kids, there was a like an urban
legend up at Herbert Camp because there's a bunch of
outhouses up there that there was a guy named Bogelo
Joe and that he lived. He lives down in the
outhouse and he was waiting. He was waiting for you.
And as soon as you were sitting there going number two,
he'd jump up and grab you and pull you down
(09:44):
into the outhouse. And like, as a kid's just terrified.
I remember my brother didn't take a ship for two weeks.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
He was so so.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
That would be me. I could hold my ship for
that long.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
But then he had to go to the doctor.
Speaker 4 (09:55):
The doctor had to put some gloves on him, wiggle
that thing out of there, put a tube in he
it was wedged in there so it wouldn't come out.
But that's how scared he was, because like when you're
a little kid, you're terrified of Bogolo Joe because what
if it's.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
Like the middle of the night and there's.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
No light in the oh, don't even get me starting.
Speaker 4 (10:13):
You hear something rustling around down there, and you're like,
that's Bogelo Joe.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
He's gonna get yo. At least using there was a
there was a song that was Boglo Joe, He's gonna
get yo. He's gonna pull you down where I can't remember.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
There was a song you're using an house, you don't
have to worry about splash back because it's so far down.
Speaker 4 (10:29):
That's what I thought, But I've got there was one
time I get hit with some and it was like,
how is this possible?
Speaker 1 (10:35):
And it's obviously somebody else's stuff down there.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
It's one hundreds of people stuff down there, all over
your notes. Yeah, right back in the nuts.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
That's so disgusting.
Speaker 4 (10:44):
So even on, and we're talking about long drop down there, right,
but every now and again you're dropping some serious anchor
and you could get splashed back. So when right when
you release and when it goes airborne, you stand up quickly.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
No way, you just had a precaution.
Speaker 4 (10:59):
At because if that happens to you one time, like
I told you guys, it happened at my job site
porta potty. Now look, I was the first one to
use it that after it had been cleaned. But I
got hit by the by the blue kiss or whatever
they call it, of all that blue stuff and same
thing you gotta but.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
Then no one's even white you. No one's cleaning that,
so you're just sitting.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
No one's cleaning my own butt.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
No, the out house, the outhouse, so like the thing
you're sitting on.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
Yeah, it's toilet seat, right, Yeah?
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Does it ever get cleaned out? Or is that shit
been there for like hundreds of years?
Speaker 4 (11:28):
Oh, the ship down in the hole has been there
for hundreds of years. Yeah, it just turns back into
dirt eventually.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
But the toilet seat, it's like no one's cleaning it,
so you're just sitting maybe, so.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Maybe that gets cleaned from time to time and then
when you stand. Probably he's probably the janitor.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
The janitor the legend has it on a really silent
you can hear his keys.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
You can clean I'm telling you.
Speaker 4 (11:50):
Once you get that in your head as a five
year old, you'll hold your You'll hold it for two weeks,
you will.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
My brother had to go to the doctor. Rip Chris,
just kidding. He's still but he did have to He
did have to go to the doctor. Yeah, oh my god,
he was that constipated.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
Oh, good to know, good to know. We have some
who would you rather? Oh Bogelow Joe or or Joe Biden?
Speaker 5 (12:13):
Yeah, yeah, good morning you sichos.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
This is for the Wild Thoughts Podcast.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
Who would you rather do?
Speaker 2 (12:23):
Walton Goggins or Johnny Depp? Like today's Johnny Depp, not
back in the day you first. Oh my god, thank
you for the talk back by the way, Yes.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
I think I have to go Walton Goggins. What, No, Johnny,
Johnny Depp is weird, he's more famous. Yeah, but I'm
just going bait. This is just based off looks, and
I don't like the way Johnny Depp talks. He's just
all like, I don't know, I just don't like. Yeah,
(12:58):
I'm mysterious and dark and just weird and happy.
Speaker 4 (13:01):
Walton Goggins just sweating away on you and like this
sweats just dripping down that enormous forehead off.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
Shakespeare.
Speaker 3 (13:09):
And then he gives you that giant smile. Yeah he
has a big smile.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
Yeah, I any.
Speaker 5 (13:17):
Good morning, guys said go without the haircut for the
Who would you rather?
Speaker 1 (13:20):
I love this segment?
Speaker 2 (13:21):
All right, Graham, your first choice.
Speaker 5 (13:23):
Is a threesome with Ann Coulter uh and Marjorie Taylor Green. Ladies,
your first option is a night with the potus or
would you allow your significant other to go on overnight
open bar drinks flowing romantic stay with their ex. You
guys are sick.
Speaker 4 (13:44):
All right, So stink long and hard about that. You
you have to do one night with the president of
the United States, this is the ladies option with our
current president. Or you have to let your man go
on a all expenses paid open bar romance one night
get away the two of them with their X.
Speaker 3 (14:04):
I'm supervising I couldn't. I could, I couldn't.
Speaker 4 (14:08):
And then mine was a threesome with Marjorie Taylor Green
and Colter's just a horrible option.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
Wait, I need to look them up.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
Please do. It's not not good. How do you not
know what she looks like?
Speaker 1 (14:24):
Maybe I do? Oh? Yeah, who is that the person?
Speaker 2 (14:30):
And Colter?
Speaker 1 (14:33):
Oh they kind of look the same, Yeah a little bit.
Speaker 3 (14:38):
Wait, yours is easier, Graham, Ours is hard.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
Ours is really hard.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
I don't know. I was gonna say.
Speaker 4 (14:43):
I feel like I really really trust Kate and I
would just and Kate at the open bar thing whatever.
That just makes Kate sleepier, Like that doesn't that like
you want to give? You send Kate to an open
bars be sound asleep by seven. This dude ain't get
in anything.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
So yeah, yeah, I also really trust my man, But like,
what if was he specific in what we have to do?
With that in that one night with Potus.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
I mean it's a roll in the hay. I mean,
you know what's happening.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
I know I could not do that. I'm sorry. I
don't even want to look at that part.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
But what if it doesn't lead to that? And what
if it's like he falls asleep or it's your chance
to just wash his nuts into the ground. Yeah, there's
options there. Am I going that?
Speaker 2 (15:24):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (15:24):
So Selena's taking the Potus Jess, you're sending your man.
Speaker 3 (15:29):
I think I'm sending him.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
What does his ex look like?
Speaker 3 (15:33):
Like?
Speaker 2 (15:33):
Do you know what his X look? Are you aware
of the X?
Speaker 3 (15:36):
But I don't want to bachelor.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
That's mean No, I'm not asking you a'm show us pictures.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
We'll do it.
Speaker 4 (15:40):
Would you like, is she someone that you'd be very
worried about? Or like, I'm not that I wouldn't be worried.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
Okay, so she's ugly? Selena said it, well, because my
man has a really really pretty X and that's the
one that I automatically, my mind automatically went to. So
it's like, No, as much as I trust him, yeah,
but I'm not going to set you up to go
on a romance date with her at the fuck.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
So Selena's going to the White House.
Speaker 3 (16:03):
I think I'm not so much thinking about his part.
I'm thinking of like, I don't want to be put
in that situation for myself, so I'd rather just pick
He'll grab you right in the Yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
Right, that's what he does.
Speaker 4 (16:18):
But yeah, you're in taking the second options. Small hands
an outcome that could be good because nothing had happened.
He didn't have to do something disgusting.
Speaker 3 (16:26):
But in the other in the other cases, just have to.
Speaker 4 (16:30):
Do something disgusting. Right, what are you what? Selena's crying
laughing over there. What did you say?
Speaker 2 (16:37):
What did I miss?
Speaker 1 (16:38):
Because when he grabs just right and then you know what, Yeah,
he's gonna make her coooter look so big because his
hands are so small.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
Yeah, that's right. The little he has to he'll have
to hand it.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
Yeah, you know, big ones are in right now, right?
You know you want a fat.
Speaker 4 (16:52):
One apparently grabs that little dinky water bottle to take
a sip. Two little tiny hands.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
One.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
Oh, Jesse got one.
Speaker 3 (17:03):
Oh my god, I lost it. Hold on, hold back
Bill Belichick or Jordan Hudson.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
No, I'll do Jordan.
Speaker 3 (17:12):
Or King Charles the Third, Oh, Selena, you go first.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
Let me hold on, let me get a little refresher.
What King Charles looks like?
Speaker 2 (17:23):
He looks like I do. That's one hundred years old,
that's what he looks like.
Speaker 3 (17:26):
Make sure, oh he looks like a founding fathers he does.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
I'm going King Charles really.
Speaker 3 (17:35):
Tough, because they're both very like close.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
But at King Charles the Third, he looks like he's
in better shape.
Speaker 4 (17:42):
Yeah, but doesn't Belichick have like some current appeal because
he is, look, he's pulled this young attractive woman.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
No, I think that this might be the first case
that there's there's no girlfriend effect. There's no Jordan Hudson
effect going on. Really, yeah, none whatsoever.
Speaker 3 (17:57):
Bill Belichick also looks mean. I don't want him to.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
Me very unhappy that Graham. You have to pick one.
Speaker 4 (18:03):
I'll do the camp. I mean it's royalty, royalty. Yeah,
maybe he could, like you might make you the queen.
We could sword fight, you know, you could night me
with his sword with his duke.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
All right, I think we're done.
Speaker 3 (18:16):
Now.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
This has gone way too far. You guys are sick
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