February 18, 2025 • 19 mins
On today's episode we talked about Valentine's day, unsolicited pictures and a scene in White Lotus!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Another episode of wild Thoughts. Here we are, I mean,
I'm here, I'm here. Where's Jess?
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Oh? No, should we just get started?
Speaker 1 (00:08):
I think she's in the bathroom. She just get started
without her as well?
Speaker 2 (00:11):
You know she's she's always in the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
And it's always right when we're about to start recording
something and when we're like about to be on air.
Never fails a little strange. Yeah, I don't know. Is
it the coffee you think.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Could be diet related? We don't know.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
I mean, it definitely is. I don't know what exactly. Oh,
I am convinced.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
What were you going to say?
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Hey, let the toilet long flush the slow flusher? We
got here. I am convinced. You guys start recording.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Then you text me how would we do that?
Speaker 2 (00:44):
We would do that? And I heard the toilet flush.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
I know you're cameras in there grows Okay, what are
we talking about?
Speaker 3 (00:55):
So?
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Did you guys know what Jen like? The gen moji's are?
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Are those the ones you're able to create? Yes? I
see the billboards for Yeah, so I think it came
with the iPhone sixteen. I don't have a sixteen. I
have a fifteen. But then I know so much. I thinks,
but this recent update, you're allowed to use gen moji
(01:22):
now regardless of whatever phone have anyways, and I regret
teaching my husband how to use it because t M,
I please every time, it's every time that uh, it's
the time of the month when that starts. I sent him, Oh,
no period emojis you created one? No, that's the idea. No,
(01:44):
I sent him blood drops?
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Was that not an emoji that was available before?
Speaker 4 (01:51):
That?
Speaker 3 (01:51):
Was?
Speaker 2 (01:51):
That was?
Speaker 1 (01:52):
That was already there. But here's how I regret teaching
him how to use gen mooji because the last time
I did this, which was last week, he sent me
back in emoji that he created, and it was it
was a it was a disgust face with flies all
over it.
Speaker 4 (02:10):
Gen gen mojiss so good.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Well crafted? Yeah, well crafted.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Craft Anyways, I just wanted to share that with you,
but thought that was a little too gross for the
actual JB show. So while thoughts it is, yeaht is
it hard to make them? No, you just type whatever
you want and then it like generates a lot of
it is not like exact, and I tell you, like, hey,
you're not going to get an exact emoji. But you
know some of them are kind of weird.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
But so you just type in show my disgusted face.
When my wife tells me she's on her periods, I
don't know what he typed Sure it's extra stinky.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Make sure it's an extra stinky.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
I don't know what he typed in.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
I want to know, like the direction that was given.
Speaker 4 (02:55):
Yes, and if can you guys upgrade your phone so
you have that?
Speaker 1 (02:59):
And then can you please talk too?
Speaker 3 (03:01):
I heard the camera role completely changes and I it does.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
It's so annoying. What do you mean they like changed
the way like your your photos look, I can't find
shit like.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
So fragile one little update you're like.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Oh my Cara, Yes, it's like ruining everything. Anyways, do
you guys watch White Lotus.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
I've watched the first two seasons.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
I think I've watched the first two episodes. I'm way behind.
I need like of season one, like I haven't, I know,
I'm not, I'm I'm so behind. But it's a really
good show. I've heard a lot about it. I definitely
want to catch up. And I'm bringing this up now
because they just dropped, uh season three. Well, the premiered.
It's not one of those things that you can binge watch, right, Jess,
(03:48):
I thought it was. See I watched it. I started
watching it late, so I can go back and bin
watch binge watch all the episodes. But I don't know
if I don't know if all the episodes are out? Look,
will you double check that for me? Anyways? Patrick Schwarzenegger
is like this season's breakout star.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Really Arnold's kid.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Yes, interesting, and he goes full frontal. Oh wow, everybody's
talking about that. I haven't seen it. I wanted to
ask you, guys, do you want to take a peek
at this?
Speaker 3 (04:21):
Sure thought this is a show like an HBO show
where like it's like it's like a once a week thing.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Okay, next thing, I need you to search, yess his
full frontal.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Your search?
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Yeah? You, so we could take a peek at that.
People are so disgusted by his storyline though, Oh, I
thought you were.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Going to say something specific. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
I don't I haven't heard anything about his business, so
I can't really comment. But the I guess the context
of him revealed the dong. It's like incesty, Like he
calls his hopefully regular sister. He calls his sister hot
and then he talks I'm reading this off of an article,
(05:13):
and then he talks about.
Speaker 4 (05:15):
Shone just started playing some moony and sounds like clearly,
wait is that it?
Speaker 2 (05:21):
What's this noise?
Speaker 1 (05:22):
It's actually going to show the well it has to okay. Wait,
he's like in a mirror. It's there's a reflections, someone's
in bed. The music makes me bad that it's video.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Finally real quick cut off the bet.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
So yeah, that the other character that was in bed,
that was his little brother, because this article says that
he talks about porn with his younger brother and then
he strips naked in front of him in their hotel room,
and so people watching this are like, oh my god,
why is this? Why is this the storyline on the show?
Speaker 2 (05:51):
And then they play soggy business.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Wait, what's that? I forgot what that was.
Speaker 4 (05:56):
We don't want to get into the details of that.
We've talked about it before. Go back and listen to
past while you.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
Can see it, like when he's in the mirror, you
can see it on the side. I don't know if
that's is that what it is? I think that's what
it is, because I don't think there's like a fall
on Like.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
So okay, so it's a it is a mirror reflection, yeah,
like you easy for some special just the brightness. It's
a little dark.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Look at you, guys.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Oh please let me see it, all right, it's like
coming out of a dark cave. The bush, the bushels
on that thing.
Speaker 4 (06:30):
He's got a good amount of bush. All yeah, I
see it.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
It placed a cup right in front of it. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (06:35):
I didn't see the tip, just just the base. What
do you ladies think about seeing dong full frontal? You know,
male actors in movies. You're like, oh, yeah, that's good,
that added to the storyline or I didn't need to
see that.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Very unnecessary.
Speaker 4 (06:53):
But ladies are you know, obviously featured naked way more
than guys.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
I know, but that's just necessary to the story. It's not.
But it's less gross. That's a good point.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
I agree with that.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
But that's all. That's my only comment. It's just it's
less gross. I mean, we don't have to have we
don't have to have nudity at all. The story would
just in most cases, it would be just the same,
just as good if we didn't have somebody naked on
the screen.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
So do you think at this point they just do
it because they know we're gonna be like what somebody's fully.
Speaker 4 (07:23):
Yeah, so none of that gets your you know heart
just a little bit elevated.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Your heart rate doesn't elevate, just slightly.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
What maybe out graces your screen, maybe out of shock
or like nervousness, not like in a horny.
Speaker 4 (07:36):
Way that never does anything to your loins, like seeing one.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
No, because most of the times the way they do
it is just very gross.
Speaker 4 (07:44):
Yeah, okay, well what if it's not what describe a
gross way and then a nongross way.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
I don't think there is a nongross Nongross is like
my man sending me something gross is like somebody who
I just I don't care to see their business.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
Let's talk about the rules a dick pic. What would
you like to see in a dick pic.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
From my man? Yeah, it doesn't even matter. Just send
them really.
Speaker 4 (08:07):
Anything like you want like a close up, you want,
like a hand there, you want, like a mirror selfie,
like oh really, still take it all?
Speaker 1 (08:15):
I take it all.
Speaker 4 (08:16):
I feel like most ladies don't share that opinion. I
feel like most are like.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
Well, I mean when it's somebody like a random guy
or somebody we're just talking to. Yeah, I don't want that.
I don't I don't want any of that.
Speaker 4 (08:26):
Is random hot guy like super hot. You still don't
want to see very interesting like instagram.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
M is never a place to do that. Police, No,
because it's happened before. You know how, it blurs the
It blurs the image. So I'm like, oh, what did
someone send me?
Speaker 4 (08:43):
Yeah, unblur dong Yeah, Selene's made me look at it
some of those before.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Okay, interesting.
Speaker 4 (08:50):
So if it's your man, dong on, if it's I don't.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
Know, if j just wants dick from her man all
the time. But I think I'm okay.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
I mean, I'm okay with not getting them because if
you're sending me a picture, that means you're not there,
and then if I like want you to be there,
it kind of makes it worse, if that makes sense,
Like like if he's if he sends me a picture
and I get all like hot and bothered or whatever, alaze,
if my loins are a blaze, then I.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Want to.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Yeah, you have a bag of sex toys.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
You have a huge Like I literally got home and
put that off to the side and I have not
looked at it ever since.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Try them all out, charged them all up everything.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
What about on the opposite end, gram so like.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
We'll take a picture of anything. No, gods are very
visual creatures.
Speaker 4 (09:41):
But from anyone, No, I mean we're not like I
see I feel like women get dick pics and like
it's a very selective audience right here, you know, only
if it's my man, I don't want to see this.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
Don't ever see guys of us.
Speaker 4 (09:54):
If women were like, oh, we're going to send you
pictures of our of our boobs, we'll be like sure,
you know, like we don't care, send them over. We're
not gonna be like, oh no, they didn't want to
see those. We're gonna look at any.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
Of them, like any boobs. And if you're talking to somebody,
doesn't matter, if it's like second day talking to them,
send the picture, send the boot.
Speaker 4 (10:13):
The picture of boobs is better than a picture of
no boobs. Right If I'm receiving no boob pictures, my
life is better.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
If you don't feel like maybe like they're using you
and they only want you for that reason, for like
the physical stuff.
Speaker 3 (10:26):
Use on.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
You are happy to be two dates and you're sending
me dig picts are going to be like, okay, so
clearly this is all you're thinking about.
Speaker 4 (10:35):
We don't have a problem with that. No, please use
us in that manner. I'm talking, you know, speaking as
a you know, if I was time traveling back to
my single days. Yeah, we don't care about that, Like,
oh no, I wish we were just gonna have a
deeper connection.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
Are you serious? Wow? Men are so.
Speaker 4 (10:52):
Opposite just being honest, you know, I don't think that
should be that's that's surprising of a take.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
It's not.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
Yeah, it's not. I feel just have that hope that
some men would actually be like, oh, what's happening here?
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Don't disrespect yourself by sending me mutes?
Speaker 4 (11:08):
Do? You have to be in a fully committed relationship
and that's when a dick pic is acceptable, because that's
what that's what you guys make it sound like.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
I guess, yeah, I mean or or I mean even
if it's like a friends of the benefit situation, as
long as like you have the understanding that you guys,
yeah are I think it matters, Like if you're already
doing that with that person, it makes it less cringe
and disrespectful.
Speaker 4 (11:33):
Right, like if you've already had that thing slapping you
in the forehead, like yeah, yeah, well.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
One that we were not even there yet, and you're
sending me this stuff like don't because I can.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
For I feel like for women, at least speaking for myself,
that can kill the whole vibe of like that can
give me the ick or whatever. Although I don't really
like using that word, but that can kill it for me.
And I'm like, okay, what clearly.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
Just I feel like everything gives you the ack ess
you think, so, yeah, a lot of things. Do you
get that vibe?
Speaker 2 (12:02):
Sometimes?
Speaker 4 (12:02):
What about what about a shirt you haven't hooked up
this person by a shirtless selfie like in the mirror,
Like is that acceptable? I'm just wondering, like what I've
never you know, I have had dance the stance. I've
been married for a long time. Yeah, are you Like
dude sends you a picture.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
But I feel like, very that's the turnoff for me
interesting shirtless selfies. I don't want to see you posting
that on social media. Not not a jealousy, you know,
it's just a it's a no I know, but I'm saying,
like I don't like to even see those on social media.
And it's not a jealousy thing. I just think it's
like very like self centered, cringe like mirror selfie.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
You know.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
I just I don't like that, Ben, I don't ladies.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
All social media?
Speaker 4 (12:45):
Yeah different, Well, we've been working hard in the gym,
we want to show it off.
Speaker 3 (12:50):
Well, it's different if you take a picture in front
of the mirror and you have your shirt on and
you're not like full on like trying to flex and
make your muscles look bigger.
Speaker 4 (12:58):
No, the shirt's got to be off. Who's flexing in
a T shirt in the mirror? That doesn't do the
same thing. You gotta be sure off showing off the
apps and the you know whatever.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
I mean, it's not it's not as bad, but it
just kind of gives like d bag if that's all
your plust. And yet I ask for the picture.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
How about a picture of our nutsack?
Speaker 1 (13:20):
No? You never? Okay, Ever, what.
Speaker 4 (13:22):
If it was just like cashews or pistachios or something
like after, Hey, this is what I'm needing right now.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (13:29):
If you guys love food pictures, yeah, so don't judge
a nutsack.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
That's okay, got it? Interesting. Did an't of you guys?
Because Valentine's Day was this Friday?
Speaker 4 (13:41):
It does anyone want to share, you know that we're
in the Wild Thoughts podcast, like what you did or
what gifts were given or what you received, like obviously
past the flowers, of course.
Speaker 3 (13:51):
I'll just share that I was I packed lingerie because
I was gonna wear it.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
It just didn't end up happening. What do you mean
why not?
Speaker 3 (13:59):
Because you know, like if you're gonna put it on,
you're gonna put it on before anything happens. And then
things happened, and then I was like, okay, do I
put it on for when things happen again?
Speaker 1 (14:09):
So like you got before the laingerie? Come?
Speaker 2 (14:11):
Yeah, So you just went to dinner.
Speaker 4 (14:12):
Then you smashed in the bathroom of the restaurant and
like I'm like, You're like.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
I don't. I haven't had time to change it in
my costume and had.
Speaker 3 (14:18):
My laundry in my purse of course, and I have
to go get it.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
But no, this was a parking lot.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
No no, no, no, no.
Speaker 4 (14:28):
Well, because you said that you were going to Carmel
on a dinner date for Valentine's So you guys went
to dinner.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
How was that?
Speaker 1 (14:34):
It was great?
Speaker 2 (14:35):
Okay, it was like very romantic.
Speaker 3 (14:38):
Had drinks and now I think because I did dry January.
Anytime I drink now two drinks and I'm like, whoa,
ready drinks.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
To fly off?
Speaker 4 (14:48):
And then you guys went back to we want to
go to the hotel. You went back to your mom's house.
Speaker 3 (14:52):
No, back to Reuben's place. And then and then obviously
things happened.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
But he lives with his brother or something. He lives
with his brother, but his brother works.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
Like you put sock on the door like he was
put a hanger on the door or whatever. Don't this
room's rocking. Don't get back.
Speaker 3 (15:07):
But that is one thing that like women like we
kind of have to think about, like, okay, so when
are we going to even put on the lingerie? Because
unless you wear it from the get go, nobody does that,
but I mean some women might because when did you
put it on?
Speaker 4 (15:22):
I had a girl that showed up in a sort
of a trench coat thing to my apartment one time
in San Francisco.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
All that was on.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
Under there was really lingerie or nothing lingerie.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
Whoa, it was a nice surprise.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
Wow, that's put.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
That in your playbook.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
Yeah, I've never had a guy that like lived somewhere
for me to be able to do that. He didn't
like have his own place, you know, he just.
Speaker 4 (15:51):
You knock on the door, mom answers, why are you
wearing that trench coat?
Speaker 2 (15:54):
It's like outside, what are you doing well for your men?
And take your jacket off? A trench coat?
Speaker 1 (16:02):
No?
Speaker 3 (16:02):
Have you worn like lingerie for him?
Speaker 1 (16:03):
Oh yeah, But I mean like I've always like, you see,
like the trench coat thing. You're like, that be fun
to do. But it's like literally, like we live together,
do I like change? Then I go outside and like
ring my own doorbell?
Speaker 4 (16:13):
Yes, yes, And then you get locked out. Your man
takes a nap, and then you're standing out gets there.
You're standing out on the street corner like waiting for
a locksmith, and everyone thinks you're a prostitute. Then you
get arrested and then your man asks the bill you
out of jail later. It'd be hysterical.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
We just wrote a movie.
Speaker 3 (16:34):
They're like, man, we're gonna search you, and then you
take the coat.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
Off and it's just launderie. Oh my god, you fear unlocked. Okay,
So I'm never doing that any action for.
Speaker 4 (16:43):
You, Graham, you know, a little bit on Valentine's Night,
and then the other night's just too tired, too tired,
too tired.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
It's a long weekend. It was a busy weekend.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
It was a busy come back the tired.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
I look.
Speaker 4 (16:57):
I asked that if you didn't listen, if people did
not listen to that episode, go back and listen to
last Thursday's podcast, right, because we had doctor Sadie Allison on.
She answered a lot of different you know, she called
them bedroom accessory questions, you know, such toys and stuff,
and she had a lot of insight. And I asked that, like,
what do guys do to combat the I'm too tired
(17:17):
or you know, my back hurts or whatever, you know,
because you guys have just a bevy of excuses that
you're ready to in your arsenal that you're just ready
to unload it any second that you're not fully feeling it.
And she's like, well, maybe help around the house. For
I've been helping around the house more. I've been vacuuming,
I've been you know what I mean. I feel like
I'm upheld my end of the bargain. But I still
(17:38):
feel like you ladies, It's like once you've got in
your mind that any happened and that I'm too tired
or whatever excuse comes out, and there's no like there's
I was hoping there was more like something that you
could say right in that moment, like a.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
Counter counter argument that would actually work. There is not.
As you you know, a lot.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
Of times sometimes like a lot of times, another reason
why we're not in the mood is because like, well,
at least for me, it's like, well, yeah, but also
if I feel like super super bloated, you know what
I mean, or if I do.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (18:10):
Or like yeah, like maybe maybe I do feel a
little ghassy, but I'm not gonna I'm not gonna tell
them that. So maybe something to say, like oh, yeah,
I have a headache or I'm tired or whatever.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
Oh the headache, Yeah, that's the popular one.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
So maybe your wife just was full of arts, but
she don't want to say that, and so she says
she was tired.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
It's entirely possible.
Speaker 3 (18:30):
If you what if you cleaned the whole house and
then once you're done with all that at the end
of the day, you also offer to make some drinks
so that she's like in party mode.
Speaker 4 (18:37):
I did, Look, I'm the bar. But then we would
lay down and I would be too tired. I've just
cleaned the entire house and you want me to do what?
Speaker 2 (18:47):
I'm going to sleep.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
That's actually a good game plan. And so she makes
you think that you're gonna get some and then you
make drinks knowing that it's gonna make you tie.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
Then I just fall straight to sleep.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
So I was gonna try that. Ask me what I did. Yeah,
I see your next I have twoes on that thing. Wow, Okay,
really was that one of its?
Speaker 4 (19:07):
All?
Speaker 3 (19:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (19:08):
That was the only gift, that's all. I mean, that's
what Sadie Allison said. Men want, That's what you said,
men want. That's what he said he wants. Okay, So
I'm like, why not?
Speaker 2 (19:15):
Happy Valentine's Day? That was it? Nice? John
Another episode of wild Thoughts. Here we are, I mean,
I'm here, I'm here. Where's Jess?
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Oh? No, should we just get started?
Speaker 1 (00:08):
I think she's in the bathroom. She just get started
without her as well?
Speaker 2 (00:11):
You know she's she's always in the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
And it's always right when we're about to start recording
something and when we're like about to be on air.
Never fails a little strange. Yeah, I don't know. Is
it the coffee you think.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Could be diet related? We don't know.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
I mean, it definitely is. I don't know what exactly. Oh,
I am convinced.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
What were you going to say?
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Hey, let the toilet long flush the slow flusher? We
got here. I am convinced. You guys start recording.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Then you text me how would we do that?
Speaker 2 (00:44):
We would do that? And I heard the toilet flush.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
I know you're cameras in there grows Okay, what are
we talking about?
Speaker 3 (00:55):
So?
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Did you guys know what Jen like? The gen moji's are?
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Are those the ones you're able to create? Yes? I
see the billboards for Yeah, so I think it came
with the iPhone sixteen. I don't have a sixteen. I
have a fifteen. But then I know so much. I thinks,
but this recent update, you're allowed to use gen moji
(01:22):
now regardless of whatever phone have anyways, and I regret
teaching my husband how to use it because t M,
I please every time, it's every time that uh, it's
the time of the month when that starts. I sent him, Oh,
no period emojis you created one? No, that's the idea. No,
(01:44):
I sent him blood drops?
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Was that not an emoji that was available before?
Speaker 4 (01:51):
That?
Speaker 3 (01:51):
Was?
Speaker 2 (01:51):
That was?
Speaker 1 (01:52):
That was already there. But here's how I regret teaching
him how to use gen mooji because the last time
I did this, which was last week, he sent me
back in emoji that he created, and it was it
was a it was a disgust face with flies all
over it.
Speaker 4 (02:10):
Gen gen mojiss so good.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Well crafted? Yeah, well crafted.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Craft Anyways, I just wanted to share that with you,
but thought that was a little too gross for the
actual JB show. So while thoughts it is, yeaht is
it hard to make them? No, you just type whatever
you want and then it like generates a lot of
it is not like exact, and I tell you, like, hey,
you're not going to get an exact emoji. But you
know some of them are kind of weird.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
But so you just type in show my disgusted face.
When my wife tells me she's on her periods, I
don't know what he typed Sure it's extra stinky.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Make sure it's an extra stinky.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
I don't know what he typed in.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
I want to know, like the direction that was given.
Speaker 4 (02:55):
Yes, and if can you guys upgrade your phone so
you have that?
Speaker 1 (02:59):
And then can you please talk too?
Speaker 3 (03:01):
I heard the camera role completely changes and I it does.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
It's so annoying. What do you mean they like changed
the way like your your photos look, I can't find
shit like.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
So fragile one little update you're like.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Oh my Cara, Yes, it's like ruining everything. Anyways, do
you guys watch White Lotus.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
I've watched the first two seasons.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
I think I've watched the first two episodes. I'm way behind.
I need like of season one, like I haven't, I know,
I'm not, I'm I'm so behind. But it's a really
good show. I've heard a lot about it. I definitely
want to catch up. And I'm bringing this up now
because they just dropped, uh season three. Well, the premiered.
It's not one of those things that you can binge watch, right, Jess,
(03:48):
I thought it was. See I watched it. I started
watching it late, so I can go back and bin
watch binge watch all the episodes. But I don't know
if I don't know if all the episodes are out? Look,
will you double check that for me? Anyways? Patrick Schwarzenegger
is like this season's breakout star.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Really Arnold's kid.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Yes, interesting, and he goes full frontal. Oh wow, everybody's
talking about that. I haven't seen it. I wanted to
ask you, guys, do you want to take a peek
at this?
Speaker 3 (04:21):
Sure thought this is a show like an HBO show
where like it's like it's like a once a week thing.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Okay, next thing, I need you to search, yess his
full frontal.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Your search?
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Yeah? You, so we could take a peek at that.
People are so disgusted by his storyline though, Oh, I
thought you were.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Going to say something specific. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
I don't I haven't heard anything about his business, so
I can't really comment. But the I guess the context
of him revealed the dong. It's like incesty, Like he
calls his hopefully regular sister. He calls his sister hot
and then he talks I'm reading this off of an article,
(05:13):
and then he talks about.
Speaker 4 (05:15):
Shone just started playing some moony and sounds like clearly,
wait is that it?
Speaker 2 (05:21):
What's this noise?
Speaker 1 (05:22):
It's actually going to show the well it has to okay. Wait,
he's like in a mirror. It's there's a reflections, someone's
in bed. The music makes me bad that it's video.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Finally real quick cut off the bet.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
So yeah, that the other character that was in bed,
that was his little brother, because this article says that
he talks about porn with his younger brother and then
he strips naked in front of him in their hotel room,
and so people watching this are like, oh my god,
why is this? Why is this the storyline on the show?
Speaker 2 (05:51):
And then they play soggy business.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Wait, what's that? I forgot what that was.
Speaker 4 (05:56):
We don't want to get into the details of that.
We've talked about it before. Go back and listen to
past while you.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
Can see it, like when he's in the mirror, you
can see it on the side. I don't know if
that's is that what it is? I think that's what
it is, because I don't think there's like a fall
on Like.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
So okay, so it's a it is a mirror reflection, yeah,
like you easy for some special just the brightness. It's
a little dark.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Look at you, guys.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Oh please let me see it, all right, it's like
coming out of a dark cave. The bush, the bushels
on that thing.
Speaker 4 (06:30):
He's got a good amount of bush. All yeah, I
see it.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
It placed a cup right in front of it. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (06:35):
I didn't see the tip, just just the base. What
do you ladies think about seeing dong full frontal? You know,
male actors in movies. You're like, oh, yeah, that's good,
that added to the storyline or I didn't need to
see that.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Very unnecessary.
Speaker 4 (06:53):
But ladies are you know, obviously featured naked way more
than guys.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
I know, but that's just necessary to the story. It's not.
But it's less gross. That's a good point.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
I agree with that.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
But that's all. That's my only comment. It's just it's
less gross. I mean, we don't have to have we
don't have to have nudity at all. The story would
just in most cases, it would be just the same,
just as good if we didn't have somebody naked on
the screen.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
So do you think at this point they just do
it because they know we're gonna be like what somebody's fully.
Speaker 4 (07:23):
Yeah, so none of that gets your you know heart
just a little bit elevated.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Your heart rate doesn't elevate, just slightly.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
What maybe out graces your screen, maybe out of shock
or like nervousness, not like in a horny.
Speaker 4 (07:36):
Way that never does anything to your loins, like seeing one.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
No, because most of the times the way they do
it is just very gross.
Speaker 4 (07:44):
Yeah, okay, well what if it's not what describe a
gross way and then a nongross way.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
I don't think there is a nongross Nongross is like
my man sending me something gross is like somebody who
I just I don't care to see their business.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
Let's talk about the rules a dick pic. What would
you like to see in a dick pic.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
From my man? Yeah, it doesn't even matter. Just send
them really.
Speaker 4 (08:07):
Anything like you want like a close up, you want,
like a hand there, you want, like a mirror selfie,
like oh really, still take it all?
Speaker 1 (08:15):
I take it all.
Speaker 4 (08:16):
I feel like most ladies don't share that opinion. I
feel like most are like.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
Well, I mean when it's somebody like a random guy
or somebody we're just talking to. Yeah, I don't want that.
I don't I don't want any of that.
Speaker 4 (08:26):
Is random hot guy like super hot. You still don't
want to see very interesting like instagram.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
M is never a place to do that. Police, No,
because it's happened before. You know how, it blurs the
It blurs the image. So I'm like, oh, what did
someone send me?
Speaker 4 (08:43):
Yeah, unblur dong Yeah, Selene's made me look at it
some of those before.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Okay, interesting.
Speaker 4 (08:50):
So if it's your man, dong on, if it's I don't.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
Know, if j just wants dick from her man all
the time. But I think I'm okay.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
I mean, I'm okay with not getting them because if
you're sending me a picture, that means you're not there,
and then if I like want you to be there,
it kind of makes it worse, if that makes sense,
Like like if he's if he sends me a picture
and I get all like hot and bothered or whatever, alaze,
if my loins are a blaze, then I.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Want to.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Yeah, you have a bag of sex toys.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
You have a huge Like I literally got home and
put that off to the side and I have not
looked at it ever since.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Try them all out, charged them all up everything.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
What about on the opposite end, gram so like.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
We'll take a picture of anything. No, gods are very
visual creatures.
Speaker 4 (09:41):
But from anyone, No, I mean we're not like I
see I feel like women get dick pics and like
it's a very selective audience right here, you know, only
if it's my man, I don't want to see this.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
Don't ever see guys of us.
Speaker 4 (09:54):
If women were like, oh, we're going to send you
pictures of our of our boobs, we'll be like sure,
you know, like we don't care, send them over. We're
not gonna be like, oh no, they didn't want to
see those. We're gonna look at any.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
Of them, like any boobs. And if you're talking to somebody,
doesn't matter, if it's like second day talking to them,
send the picture, send the boot.
Speaker 4 (10:13):
The picture of boobs is better than a picture of
no boobs. Right If I'm receiving no boob pictures, my
life is better.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
If you don't feel like maybe like they're using you
and they only want you for that reason, for like
the physical stuff.
Speaker 3 (10:26):
Use on.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
You are happy to be two dates and you're sending
me dig picts are going to be like, okay, so
clearly this is all you're thinking about.
Speaker 4 (10:35):
We don't have a problem with that. No, please use
us in that manner. I'm talking, you know, speaking as
a you know, if I was time traveling back to
my single days. Yeah, we don't care about that, Like,
oh no, I wish we were just gonna have a
deeper connection.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
Are you serious? Wow? Men are so.
Speaker 4 (10:52):
Opposite just being honest, you know, I don't think that
should be that's that's surprising of a take.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
It's not.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
Yeah, it's not. I feel just have that hope that
some men would actually be like, oh, what's happening here?
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Don't disrespect yourself by sending me mutes?
Speaker 4 (11:08):
Do? You have to be in a fully committed relationship
and that's when a dick pic is acceptable, because that's
what that's what you guys make it sound like.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
I guess, yeah, I mean or or I mean even
if it's like a friends of the benefit situation, as
long as like you have the understanding that you guys,
yeah are I think it matters, Like if you're already
doing that with that person, it makes it less cringe
and disrespectful.
Speaker 4 (11:33):
Right, like if you've already had that thing slapping you
in the forehead, like yeah, yeah, well.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
One that we were not even there yet, and you're
sending me this stuff like don't because I can.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
For I feel like for women, at least speaking for myself,
that can kill the whole vibe of like that can
give me the ick or whatever. Although I don't really
like using that word, but that can kill it for me.
And I'm like, okay, what clearly.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
Just I feel like everything gives you the ack ess
you think, so, yeah, a lot of things. Do you
get that vibe?
Speaker 2 (12:02):
Sometimes?
Speaker 4 (12:02):
What about what about a shirt you haven't hooked up
this person by a shirtless selfie like in the mirror,
Like is that acceptable? I'm just wondering, like what I've
never you know, I have had dance the stance. I've
been married for a long time. Yeah, are you Like
dude sends you a picture.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
But I feel like, very that's the turnoff for me
interesting shirtless selfies. I don't want to see you posting
that on social media. Not not a jealousy, you know,
it's just a it's a no I know, but I'm saying,
like I don't like to even see those on social media.
And it's not a jealousy thing. I just think it's
like very like self centered, cringe like mirror selfie.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
You know.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
I just I don't like that, Ben, I don't ladies.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
All social media?
Speaker 4 (12:45):
Yeah different, Well, we've been working hard in the gym,
we want to show it off.
Speaker 3 (12:50):
Well, it's different if you take a picture in front
of the mirror and you have your shirt on and
you're not like full on like trying to flex and
make your muscles look bigger.
Speaker 4 (12:58):
No, the shirt's got to be off. Who's flexing in
a T shirt in the mirror? That doesn't do the
same thing. You gotta be sure off showing off the
apps and the you know whatever.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
I mean, it's not it's not as bad, but it
just kind of gives like d bag if that's all
your plust. And yet I ask for the picture.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
How about a picture of our nutsack?
Speaker 1 (13:20):
No? You never? Okay, Ever, what.
Speaker 4 (13:22):
If it was just like cashews or pistachios or something
like after, Hey, this is what I'm needing right now.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (13:29):
If you guys love food pictures, yeah, so don't judge
a nutsack.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
That's okay, got it? Interesting. Did an't of you guys?
Because Valentine's Day was this Friday?
Speaker 4 (13:41):
It does anyone want to share, you know that we're
in the Wild Thoughts podcast, like what you did or
what gifts were given or what you received, like obviously
past the flowers, of course.
Speaker 3 (13:51):
I'll just share that I was I packed lingerie because
I was gonna wear it.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
It just didn't end up happening. What do you mean
why not?
Speaker 3 (13:59):
Because you know, like if you're gonna put it on,
you're gonna put it on before anything happens. And then
things happened, and then I was like, okay, do I
put it on for when things happen again?
Speaker 1 (14:09):
So like you got before the laingerie? Come?
Speaker 2 (14:11):
Yeah, So you just went to dinner.
Speaker 4 (14:12):
Then you smashed in the bathroom of the restaurant and
like I'm like, You're like.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
I don't. I haven't had time to change it in
my costume and had.
Speaker 3 (14:18):
My laundry in my purse of course, and I have
to go get it.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
But no, this was a parking lot.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
No no, no, no, no.
Speaker 4 (14:28):
Well, because you said that you were going to Carmel
on a dinner date for Valentine's So you guys went
to dinner.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
How was that?
Speaker 1 (14:34):
It was great?
Speaker 2 (14:35):
Okay, it was like very romantic.
Speaker 3 (14:38):
Had drinks and now I think because I did dry January.
Anytime I drink now two drinks and I'm like, whoa,
ready drinks.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
To fly off?
Speaker 4 (14:48):
And then you guys went back to we want to
go to the hotel. You went back to your mom's house.
Speaker 3 (14:52):
No, back to Reuben's place. And then and then obviously
things happened.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
But he lives with his brother or something. He lives
with his brother, but his brother works.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
Like you put sock on the door like he was
put a hanger on the door or whatever. Don't this
room's rocking. Don't get back.
Speaker 3 (15:07):
But that is one thing that like women like we
kind of have to think about, like, okay, so when
are we going to even put on the lingerie? Because
unless you wear it from the get go, nobody does that,
but I mean some women might because when did you
put it on?
Speaker 4 (15:22):
I had a girl that showed up in a sort
of a trench coat thing to my apartment one time
in San Francisco.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
All that was on.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
Under there was really lingerie or nothing lingerie.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
Whoa, it was a nice surprise.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
Wow, that's put.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
That in your playbook.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
Yeah, I've never had a guy that like lived somewhere
for me to be able to do that. He didn't
like have his own place, you know, he just.
Speaker 4 (15:51):
You knock on the door, mom answers, why are you
wearing that trench coat?
Speaker 2 (15:54):
It's like outside, what are you doing well for your men?
And take your jacket off? A trench coat?
Speaker 1 (16:02):
No?
Speaker 3 (16:02):
Have you worn like lingerie for him?
Speaker 1 (16:03):
Oh yeah, But I mean like I've always like, you see,
like the trench coat thing. You're like, that be fun
to do. But it's like literally, like we live together,
do I like change? Then I go outside and like
ring my own doorbell?
Speaker 4 (16:13):
Yes, yes, And then you get locked out. Your man
takes a nap, and then you're standing out gets there.
You're standing out on the street corner like waiting for
a locksmith, and everyone thinks you're a prostitute. Then you
get arrested and then your man asks the bill you
out of jail later. It'd be hysterical.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
We just wrote a movie.
Speaker 3 (16:34):
They're like, man, we're gonna search you, and then you
take the coat.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
Off and it's just launderie. Oh my god, you fear unlocked. Okay,
So I'm never doing that any action for.
Speaker 4 (16:43):
You, Graham, you know, a little bit on Valentine's Night,
and then the other night's just too tired, too tired,
too tired.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
It's a long weekend. It was a busy weekend.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
It was a busy come back the tired.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
I look.
Speaker 4 (16:57):
I asked that if you didn't listen, if people did
not listen to that episode, go back and listen to
last Thursday's podcast, right, because we had doctor Sadie Allison on.
She answered a lot of different you know, she called
them bedroom accessory questions, you know, such toys and stuff,
and she had a lot of insight. And I asked that, like,
what do guys do to combat the I'm too tired
(17:17):
or you know, my back hurts or whatever, you know,
because you guys have just a bevy of excuses that
you're ready to in your arsenal that you're just ready
to unload it any second that you're not fully feeling it.
And she's like, well, maybe help around the house. For
I've been helping around the house more. I've been vacuuming,
I've been you know what I mean. I feel like
I'm upheld my end of the bargain. But I still
(17:38):
feel like you ladies, It's like once you've got in
your mind that any happened and that I'm too tired
or whatever excuse comes out, and there's no like there's
I was hoping there was more like something that you
could say right in that moment, like a.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
Counter counter argument that would actually work. There is not.
As you you know, a lot.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
Of times sometimes like a lot of times, another reason
why we're not in the mood is because like, well,
at least for me, it's like, well, yeah, but also
if I feel like super super bloated, you know what
I mean, or if I do.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (18:10):
Or like yeah, like maybe maybe I do feel a
little ghassy, but I'm not gonna I'm not gonna tell
them that. So maybe something to say, like oh, yeah,
I have a headache or I'm tired or whatever.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
Oh the headache, Yeah, that's the popular one.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
So maybe your wife just was full of arts, but
she don't want to say that, and so she says
she was tired.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
It's entirely possible.
Speaker 3 (18:30):
If you what if you cleaned the whole house and
then once you're done with all that at the end
of the day, you also offer to make some drinks
so that she's like in party mode.
Speaker 4 (18:37):
I did, Look, I'm the bar. But then we would
lay down and I would be too tired. I've just
cleaned the entire house and you want me to do what?
Speaker 2 (18:47):
I'm going to sleep.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
That's actually a good game plan. And so she makes
you think that you're gonna get some and then you
make drinks knowing that it's gonna make you tie.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
Then I just fall straight to sleep.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
So I was gonna try that. Ask me what I did. Yeah,
I see your next I have twoes on that thing. Wow, Okay,
really was that one of its?
Speaker 4 (19:07):
All?
Speaker 3 (19:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (19:08):
That was the only gift, that's all. I mean, that's
what Sadie Allison said. Men want, That's what you said,
men want. That's what he said he wants. Okay, So
I'm like, why not?
Speaker 2 (19:15):
Happy Valentine's Day? That was it? Nice? John
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