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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Happy Wild Thoughts Day.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Yeah, we're back Happy Tuesdays. Only Tuesday this week, Yeah,
it is only Tuesday. You wanted to talk about toe
sucking cram.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
Yeah, we got to dive into the toe.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
I'm so disgusted by this topic.
Speaker 4 (00:15):
I just didn't know how many times on the air
this morning because you were telling you're what the bleep
it was talking about sucking a lemon? I just know
how many times we could say sucking and sucking a
toe on the air.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
But we could say raping children. Apparently we can.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
That's apparently running one of our commercials. Yeah, I've heard
that on the air, so I guess that's one.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Of the JV Show's commercials. No somebody else recording.
Speaker 4 (00:36):
Not like a promo, like, hey, show that.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
I didn't know those words can be said, yeah, airway
me neither.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
It's a good point.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
So sucking a lemon, I don't think that bad.
Speaker 4 (00:45):
Sucking a lemon not that bad. But then I was like,
how many times can we talk about sucking a toe?
And then we really need to talk about Summerhouse? Okay,
you guys aren't watching Summer House, phenomenal phenomenal reality TV show.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
It's on Bravo by phenomenal. Phenomenal.
Speaker 4 (00:57):
I mean, just like you know, your typical trashy reality show,
but it's a bunch of Most of them are single
people that live in New York and then they go
to the Hamptons on the weekend and they all stay
in one summer house together. It tracks them a little
bit during the week, but the bulk of the show
is them just partying and throwing big parties at this
house each weekend, or going out to the bars and
(01:18):
getting drunk.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Okay, okay.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
So there's this guy Jesse on the show that I
think this is his second season on the show. He's
one of those people that's always smiling, Like he always smiles.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
I hate people like that.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
It bugs me.
Speaker 4 (01:31):
I had a friend growing up though, was like that,
and you're just like, what are you smiling at right now?
Because it's like would be in a serious moment, but
they're just one of these people that always smile. But
it also like if you try it right now, like
it does kind of put you in a good mood.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
So there is something to that he does. It feels forced.
He does seem always happy and whatever.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
All right, So then New Girl, New Girl joins the
cast this season, and I feel like, is she hot?
Her name's Lexi and she's a model, and I feel
like she has some famous xes of which I can't
name off the top of my head, but maybe you
guys could names just type Lexi summer House. And I
(02:09):
feel like she's dated some high profile people.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Brooklyn Beckham.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Is that a person or is that a brand of baseballs?
Speaker 5 (02:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (02:17):
She dated Brooklyn Beckham?
Speaker 3 (02:18):
Who's that? Is that a Brandon Socker role?
Speaker 1 (02:19):
One of Beckham's kid? Huh?
Speaker 3 (02:23):
Is that David Beckham's kid?
Speaker 1 (02:24):
I think?
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Okay, well anyway, rightly Beckham, he's the one that's making.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
That's a big rich family whoa anyway, So they like
hit it off in Jesse Solomon, Jesse Solomon. I don't
even know who the fuck that is, Okay, but that's
who it is, Jesse Solomon. Anyway, So Jesse Solomon, he's
this big, tall guy's always smiling anyways, ball cancer survivor
by the way, Oh good for him. And uh so
they hit it off very early. And this is like
(02:52):
Jesse Solomon is usually like a not serious dater type guy,
but he's like, I gotta lock this chick downs and
they're like.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Okay, they're very serious.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
They meet each other's parents within the first couple weeks
of being on the show together.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
It's like very fast and very sudden.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
Okay, Okay. There's one weekend. She doesn't come to the
Summerhouse for that weekend. She had something else going on,
and so Jesse Solomon, you know, the cat's away, the
mice can play and they have a huge party at
their house and he's hitting on other chicks. She's basically
when she sees this played back, if they are still together,
she's not gonna be happy because he's off flirting with
(03:29):
all kinds of other women. He's flirting with one girl
that's in the house in particular. Anyways, they haven't one
other new castmate on the show. This year's name is Emeral,
and Emeral brings home a different chick from the bars
every single night. This guy's batting one thousand. He literally
brings a random check home and takes her to poundtown.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Kind of ask something because the show's obviously filled. Sorry
filmed inside of the Summer House, right, The cameras also
follow them when they go to bars and stuff or
is it do you just see when they're coming back
to the house.
Speaker 4 (03:58):
They do follow him out out for the nights out,
but they don't stay out the entire time, and so
and bar is there open till four am. So, like
a lot of times, it just shows them stumbling back
in drunk to the house. And then then they just
cut to a shot of him putting an article of
clothing over the camera that's in his bedroom. And then
he takes some classy young lady. They just back to Poundtown,
(04:20):
and I'm pretty sure he has no idea any of
their names. And on this one particular night that Lexi
is gone and Jesse Solomon, they're all drunk back of
the house, Emeral brings back two ladies. So he's in
the room having a threesome. Right, Okay, Now Jesse Solomon
finds out that he's got two ladies in the room,
and he drunkenly goes down the hallway, opens the door
(04:43):
Left's and just walks right into the room.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
Now, they may have not been in.
Speaker 4 (04:46):
The they may have not I know, they may have
not been in the actual act at that very moment
of Poundtown, but the two ladies are in the bed
with with this guy enroll, okay, Jesse Solomon jumps on.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
The bed like just say bed or different bed, I
think the same bed now.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
He says he was kind of like off on the
edge of the bed, not near them, not like trying
to get involved.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
But he's in there now.
Speaker 4 (05:09):
According to the camera editing, he's in there for a
total of thirty seven minutes now while.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
He's in thew While he's in there.
Speaker 4 (05:16):
Emerald apparently says to one of the ladies, you should
suck his toe, and Jesse Jesse Solomon, he sticks his
foot out like oho.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
And she does, in fact suck his toe so gross
and sweaty.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
They were at the bars.
Speaker 4 (05:29):
Was at the bar, and he said his feet were
nasty from setting up that party or whatever they did before.
He said his feet were disgusting at this point they
were gross. But regardless, this chick sucked his toe and
you you know, you know how like off cameras, there's
no camera in there to see the toe sucking, but
you get a little transcript of what's being said, Yeah,
you should suck his toe that part, and then he says, WHOA,
Now I'm really hard. So clearly he's either making a
(05:53):
joke or he's actually aroused by the toe sucking. Okay,
then word you know, so he leaves?
Speaker 1 (05:59):
Can we pause?
Speaker 5 (06:00):
Sure?
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Would you ever suck your man's toe?
Speaker 6 (06:01):
Jest?
Speaker 3 (06:02):
Good question? What if that was like a thing that
he's really into.
Speaker 5 (06:05):
Toes are not a thing I'm into, So I'm sorry
if you are.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
I did jokingly one time, but not full on suck
you like like joking put it, put it in my.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
Mouth and then you're like take it out.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
Wait, you did this or you could do that. She
did You did do this.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
But it definitely was not like a sexual way, like
like friends were over, We're like at the table, like
play a board game, and it was one of those
like drink or do this, and like it was something related.
It was like it was like giving him a foot
massage or something like that. It was like that or
drink and so I like giving a fot massage and
I like jokingly like put my mouth on his toe.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Didn't go into your mouth.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Yeah, but it wasn't like like sucking on.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
It didn't taste like anything. I was also drunk, so
I don't.
Speaker 4 (06:47):
Know, but like was his foot freshly showered? Because if
I had to suck a toe like I want to
see you step out of the shower onto a clean
towel and then walking around the sticky floor.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
No, I don't think it was freshly showered anyways.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
But if I'm just saying, if my man really wanted
me to suck his toes, I would do it because
that's what he really wants.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
Okay, what about your man? What about ladies?
Speaker 4 (07:09):
If your man really wanted to suck your toes, would
you let him?
Speaker 5 (07:13):
I guess if that's like his number one desire, I guess,
But like I would a full deep throat, I wouldn't
like enjoy it.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Feel gross.
Speaker 4 (07:24):
I don't know that I would get anything out of that,
Like you're sucking my toes feel gross.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
There's a lot better things.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
And then it's left all like wet and soggy. Anyways,
just getting.
Speaker 4 (07:35):
Like athletes foot of the mouth is that thing athlete's
mouth spray some fungus side in the like you know, when.
Speaker 5 (07:41):
Like your foot is or your your feet or your
hands are in water for too long and they get
all pruney like you long.
Speaker 4 (07:49):
That'd be a long toe sucking session, a healthy suck.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
All right.
Speaker 4 (07:53):
So then you know, word travels back to Lexi at
some point and they're like, did you hear about Jesse?
He got his toes sucked the other night by this
you know, they're having a threesome and he and then
he goes in there.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
It's like a four something. He gets his toe sucked.
She's pissed.
Speaker 4 (08:08):
Okay, now that's what I that's kind of We touched
on this on the air a little bit, but I
want to dive into that. You find out your man
he Jesse Solomon says he was doing it just as
a joke and like he wasn't into it.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
He wasn't trying to do anything with them and one
other guy. The other guys like you should suck a stone,
So he just did it.
Speaker 4 (08:24):
What level of are of upset are you with your
man that he just got his toe sucked by some
random horror.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
I'm very I'm livid, but I'd be more livid if
he was doing the sucking.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
I'm still I'm still just because now it could have
been against his will.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
You know what I mean, No how they pinned him down.
Speaker 5 (08:44):
Maybe he don't like to believe that he didn't have
to be in that room. You didn't put yourself in
that room. And then you stayed there and then you
said you were getting hard.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
But also have they even DTRD?
Speaker 3 (08:53):
Are they? Yes?
Speaker 1 (08:54):
They have?
Speaker 7 (08:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (08:56):
Yeah, they said they're exclusive.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Oh yeah, no done.
Speaker 4 (09:00):
Okay, what about your man just going into the room
and sitting on the bed.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
I don't know if it happened. Are you is?
Speaker 7 (09:06):
What level of matter you there? You just he's just
like a threesome bystander if you actually didn't do anything,
but just watch creepy. But I'm a little less mad, Okay, But.
Speaker 4 (09:17):
The toe sucking is a deal breaker, Like this relationship
is over.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
I think that early on in a relationship. Yeah, because
like it's it's this early on and you're already and you're.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
Already she's a big dumb animal.
Speaker 5 (09:32):
No, because you're like women do something like that is
seen as sexual.
Speaker 3 (09:37):
It's toe.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
But she saw it. They saw it as she.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Was probably naked, like she was in the middle of
having a threesome and stop to suck your toe.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
That's true, But.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
Do you draw the line?
Speaker 4 (09:49):
But you gave her the dirtiest toe possible. It's actually
like playing a prank on her.
Speaker 5 (09:53):
No, because people find that to be like a sexual,
kinky thing.
Speaker 4 (09:58):
So uh, yeah, I guess i'd be I guess I'm
with Uslin, I'd be more mad if my wife was
sucking some other dude's toe than if some other dude
sucked her toe.
Speaker 3 (10:08):
Either way, I'm mad, right, I just thought you're watching it.
Speaker 4 (10:11):
I'm like, this whole episode, in this whole show, now,
multiple episodes, is so comically like about this toe sucking, which,
at surface level, you're like, what's the big fucking deal,
It's a toe, But then when you really put yourself
in their shoes, well, not their shoes are not wearing.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
It because they're to but then in that place.
Speaker 5 (10:29):
Yeah, because I'm already mad at the fact that you
went into that room and stay there for that long.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (10:33):
Right, and then you add the toast sucking on top
of that.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Uh huh.
Speaker 4 (10:37):
It is interesting in the show to see how the
most of the housemates feathers are kind of ruffled by
how often this one dude brings back a chick and
throws her through a headboard at their house, Like, why.
Speaker 3 (10:49):
Isn't that what they're supposed to do?
Speaker 1 (10:50):
He's going on to why does that bother them?
Speaker 4 (10:52):
It does it bothers them? They're like, Okay, this is
getting to be a bit a bit much. You've done
it five nights in a row or whatever with five different.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
Who cares that's him.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
This guy's are real set. They call him like sex beast,
org beast, they call him.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Wait, what's this guy's name?
Speaker 4 (11:06):
Emerald is the one that was in the I need
to see him the type in Emerald because he I'm
telling you that guy, I don't They don't ever show
any of the ladies that he's bringing back.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
Emerald just slays.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
He does not look like.
Speaker 4 (11:21):
See you can't base the sligh fact. Again, I haven't
seen any of the talent that he's brought back, so
I can register a full judgment there. But I had
buddies in college.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
Corne is picture. Can you come over here? Just look
at this picture. This is the corniest fucking guy I've
ever seen. Like what I mean, that's what he looks.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
That's a very wholesome look. I don't know that that.
Speaker 4 (11:43):
He doesn't strike me as like the some cornball but
I mean, I don't know. I had friends in college
that I'm telling you, like rejection didn't phase them, so
they would just like at a party.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
They it's the numbers game. Okay, you're not into me.
Speaker 4 (11:55):
Okay, next you're not in me, you're not and then
eventually they would find one and then they would go
to Poundtown.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
Oh my god, I.
Speaker 3 (12:02):
Couldn't operate like that. The rejection. Rejection stung.
Speaker 4 (12:05):
Also, I'm not a male prostitute, but I had buddies
that you know, they're.
Speaker 3 (12:09):
Batten pretty high average because it's just a numbers game.
Speaker 4 (12:13):
And clearly I think this guy enrolled works on the
numbers game, the numbers system as well. All right, you guys,
you watch it. Stupid show, but it's pretty crazy.
Speaker 5 (12:23):
So okay, while you were watching, because you watched this
with your wife, did she have any comments about the
toast sucking part of this?
Speaker 3 (12:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (12:30):
I mean I think her takeaway was the same, like,
why would you even go into that room if you're
dating someone?
Speaker 3 (12:36):
That's a little shady.
Speaker 4 (12:37):
Also, why would you go into the room if you're
not dating someone?
Speaker 3 (12:41):
Try unless you want to be a part of a
foursomething so weird, which I don't.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
All right, it's time for our newest segment here on
Wild Thoughts.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
Yeah, do we have does this segment have a name?
Speaker 3 (12:51):
Who would you rather do?
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Who'd you rather or who would you do?
Speaker 3 (12:55):
Whould you do?
Speaker 5 (12:55):
All right?
Speaker 1 (12:56):
You have a talk back.
Speaker 5 (12:57):
This is for the Wild Thoughts podcast.
Speaker 7 (12:59):
Who would you rather do?
Speaker 2 (13:00):
George Lopez or jay Z?
Speaker 1 (13:03):
George Lopez or jay Z? Jay Z, jay Z, Yeah,
jay Z.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
Have you seen George No offense?
Speaker 1 (13:11):
George Wow? His beard like the beard you love beard
about the beards.
Speaker 5 (13:20):
I don't like his Wow.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
It just looks very messy for me. It's just like
everything else about him. He's kind of a mean segment. Yeah,
this is the segment. We're just like, I don't want
to we're judging. I just wanted to come off. Yeah
that we're like bashing people's looks.
Speaker 4 (13:37):
What doesn't necessarily have to do with entirely with looks.
I'm doing jay Z because of a swag.
Speaker 5 (13:42):
That's right, and I don't nobody says swag doesn't matter.
Speaker 7 (13:46):
Jay Z has some swag my sisters of Beyonce.
Speaker 5 (13:51):
That's a good point.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
But also, George Lopez cheated on his wife, so did
jay She gave him like an organ. I forgot what
organ it was kidney? Yeah really yeah, you didn't know that,
And then he cheated on her.
Speaker 3 (14:04):
Are they still together?
Speaker 1 (14:06):
No good? Yeah? But big cheater. Too, is a big cheater.
He No, she still has the his kidney, No, he
has he has her kidney. She has his kidney.
Speaker 3 (14:21):
She donated the.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
Organize that backwards. Yeah, that's her kidney. Sorry, got it.
Speaker 3 (14:25):
Yeah, she should ask for that back then.
Speaker 4 (14:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
Anyways, we have another talk background.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
Show, Happy Tuesday.
Speaker 3 (14:32):
Hope I'll get this in time for a wild thoughts.
Speaker 5 (14:35):
Yo, Yo, who.
Speaker 7 (14:37):
Would you rather do?
Speaker 6 (14:41):
Donald J.
Speaker 4 (14:42):
Trump?
Speaker 2 (14:44):
Donald J?
Speaker 7 (14:45):
Trump? Right? Or Joe Biden?
Speaker 2 (14:50):
Oh that's so gross.
Speaker 3 (14:51):
Oh my god, that's so gross.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
Got first of all, you're discussing on that Donald J.
Speaker 3 (14:58):
Trump for Joe Biden? Who would you rather do? Ladies
start with yeah, I'm doing but I'm just hopeful to
forget where I am and then we won't even really.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
Have to do it, and he'll he'll be sleeping, so
you can like tell him, oh, yeah, we did it.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
You just you slept through the entire thing.
Speaker 3 (15:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (15:15):
I just wake him up and be like, you're not
dead yet, it's the worry, but you were asleep.
Speaker 5 (15:20):
Oh that's not yeah that word.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
Oh yeah, you said you're not actually doing it, justly
did it while he's sleep right, Yeah, but what if
he's like, oh, so then what if he presses.
Speaker 4 (15:33):
Charges no, but then you just tell him because he
won't remember, like it was you that did me?
Speaker 1 (15:38):
Yay, I was also asleep. Yes, I'm pressing charges on you.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
All right, we have another talk about Selena.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
Hey, guys, is Edgar without the haircut?
Speaker 6 (15:50):
This is for the who would you Rather? For the
Wild Thoughts podcast? Okay, guys, I'm gonna put a little
twist on the who would you rather? Okay Graham, Selina, Jeffs.
Would you rather watch the sex video of your significant
other with their ex or a sex video of your parents?
Speaker 7 (16:07):
You, guys are sick.
Speaker 4 (16:08):
You're sick, You're sick. All right, we will begin with you, Selena.
What would you rather see a sex tape of your
man with his ex?
Speaker 7 (16:18):
Or?
Speaker 5 (16:19):
My god, I think it has to be of your
partner with their ex.
Speaker 4 (16:25):
I'm sorry, selenas Selena's first, you hold your answer. Just Selena,
you go first.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
Don't call me man. I honestly feel like like my parents.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
Because what if watching the tape of your of your
partner and their ex. What if that event, what if
that like destroys your relationship because you see how they
were with that person.
Speaker 4 (16:46):
I'm with Selena I'm already grossed out by the thought
of my parents do so seeing it, I'm just getting
be more grossed out.
Speaker 3 (16:51):
But there's still much there's still going to be your parents.
Speaker 4 (16:53):
But seeing a video of something else that destroy your relationship.
Speaker 3 (16:56):
I could never get that out of my mind. Not
that I could never get the parent part out of
my mind too, but you see how.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
Much more your wife is like enjoying the other person, right,
you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (17:06):
Like, ah, but you're sticking to you. I don't know, man,
I just could not watch my parents.
Speaker 5 (17:14):
That's disgusting at least, like, at least I know one
I don't know. At least I've seen my boyfriend, you know,
be intimate with me Vie.
Speaker 3 (17:25):
He's like spanking asses.
Speaker 4 (17:27):
Like imagine how he was before you, Yeah, telling her
she's the best he was he.
Speaker 5 (17:32):
Was like way more into it and happy. It's so
much more satisfied. Yeah, No, he's very happy now. But
you're right, that would destroy me and that would stick
in my mind and I could not.
Speaker 4 (17:42):
Like he's got like a cowboy hat on his rider
for like hours too, and just like and you have
to sit there and watch the entire I can't do
that I.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
Can't do that. Oh that was the worst one.
Speaker 3 (17:57):
Was the best one. Parents. Parents is the joy o
my God.
Speaker 1 (18:02):
All right, thanks for listening till next week. Yeah, your
sickos